Here's the beginning of a collection of (mostly) unrelated one-shots based on Animal Crossing: City Folk. There'll be a bit of a range in size of each one. Mixed genres and levels of seriousness, rated K plus. The first one will just be a drabble, based loosely on something a villager said.
W-what?
Shepry, the new human resident of Cursiva, edged along the river with her pole in tow. Upon spotting a shadow, she threw her line in. Her friend, Bunnie, abruptly appeared at her side.
"Honeybun! You gotta, like, help me!" the rabbit cried urgently, "Can you buy my steel flooring off of me? There's something I totally want at Nook's, and I'm flat busted!"
When Shepry heard those last two words, she stared warily at Bunnie, and then down at, well, where her chest would be. If she weren't a rabbit, that is. Her only response was a startled, "W-what?"
