Kool Kid is little boy pony. Kool Kid was in skool one day in the bathroom, Kool Kid looked at his flank and noticed a smudge, his cutie mark! It looked like a pair of lips so Kool Kid tried to interpret this, "Holy pony, I must be a ladies man." Kool Kid tried cheesy pickup lines with every filly in his class, no luck. "Maybe I'm a cougar man." Kool Kid thought.
Kool Kid went to Sweet Apple Acres, he stepped into Eppuljecks house, "Hey girl," said Kool Kid, "are you from Saddlebama? Because you could definetley sport a saddle nicely." Applejack was made angry by this, she took Kool Kid to her front door, and bucked him to Hilight Sparkles' house.
He stepped into Twilights' home, "Hey girl," said Kool Kid, "were you born from a computer? Because you're highly intelligent." Twilight took offense to this, she got Spike to kick Kool Kid in the shin firmly, and she teleported him to Rarity.
Kool Kid walked inside her boutique, "Hey girl," said Kool Kid, "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Rarity thought he meant she did a faceplant upon her falling from heaven, she sprayed pepper spray in his bitch-ass face. Kool Kid covered his eyes and ran in a straight line to Fluttershy's cottage.
Kool Kid walked inside her cottage, "Hey girl," said Kool Kid, "were you raised by these animals? Because you're driving my heart wild." Fluttershy flew away crying, Angel Bunny sprayed more pepper spray still into Kool Kids' bitch-ass face, and got the birds to carry him to Pinkie Pie.
Kool Kid walked up to Pinkie Pie, "Hey girl," said Kool Kid, "do you party a lot? Because partying is good for the soul." Pinkie Pie gently picked Kool Kid up, and slung him to Rainbow Dashs' mansion in the sky.
Kool Kid walked inside her mansion, "Hey girl," said Kool Kid, "do you do impossible feats to all of ponykind? Because hanging with me would be on of 'em." Rainbow Dash took Kool Kid and flew way up in the air, she left him in orbit. And he happened to notice Nightmare Moon.
Kool Kid swam up to Nightmare Moon, "Hey girl," said Kool Kid, "you must be desperate for company up here, I know I've struck out 6 times so we could always be alone together." Nightmare moon hurled the apollo 13 space shuttle at Kool Kid, he went back in Equestrias' atmosphere, he crash landed in a pool. His cutie mark dissapeared. "It was just a mud stain." said Kool Kid, he walked a few steps out of the pool, and fell in a mud puddle, he went back home, fell asleep, and the next day started the process all over again.
