Somewhere in the Bleach world in a location everyone knew, there was a Burger King. Everyone, no matter what race they were, Soul Reaper, Arrancar, or Human. And as we all know, at every Burger King there is that one insecure and nervous teen that works the register. At this Burger King, that teenager is Hanatarou. He's only been working there a day. I do not own anything at all.


"And so if someone's at the counter all you say is 'Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?'" and then Byakuya was explaining to Hanatarou the rules of Burger King. Byakuya was the manager of this Burger King. Hanatarou continued nodding as he adjusted his name tag on the weird Burger King uniform he was wearing. "And when working at the drive thru, you must have the food out at the right time or you're fired. Got it?" Byakuya said, turning to face Hanatarou.

Hanatarou nodded quickly. "I think I've got it all," he said. "Good, now we're opening in a few minutes. You'll be at the drive thru first, and I'll come and get you when it's time for you to switch to the counter." Byakuya said as he left the room. Hanatarou looked around the room as there were people working with the food and he walked over to the drive thru speaker, putting on the headset, waiting for the first person to order.

After a few minutes he sighed and sat down. "This job is so boring…but at least I'm getting paid." He said. He then saw a car appearing at the drive thru. "Oh a customer!" he said. He turned on the speaker on his headset. "Hello, welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?" he asked. "WHOPPER!" The person in the car, who turned out to be Kenpachi, yelled. Hanatarou jumped up in the air, scared as possible. "U-ummm…" he started. "WHOPPER NO ONION! LARGE FRIES!" Kenpachi yelled into the speaker.

Hanatarou fell over, ears bleeding slightly. "U-um, One whopper, no onion…p-please pull in to the next window…" He said meekly into the microphone. "WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL I WANTED!" Kenpachi yelled again into the microphone. Hanatarou tried to stand. "What else did you want?" he asked. "Kenny, I want a kiddy meal!" He heard Yachiru shouting. Kenpachi sighed and mumbled. "One BK Kids meal…I-I mean ONE BK KIDS MEAL!" he shouted, making Hanatarou fall over again. "Please pull up to the next window" Hanatarou said quietly.

Hanatarou stood up and wrote down the order, handing it to the people making food. In seconds, because it is called fast food, the meal was ready right as Kenpachi's car was at the window, honking the horn loudly. "WHERE'S MY ORDER, KID?" He yelled. "C-coming right up!" A nervous Hanatarou called, carrying the bags of food to the window. "That'll be $5.25." he said when he opened the window. Kenpachi whipped out five dollars then realized he didn't have change. "Hey Yachiru, you got any change" he asked the younger kid, who shook her head quickly. "No I don't, Kenny! I bet it all on you at that last fight against Ichigo, remember?" she said. "Ah, yeah, that one was fun." He laughed, remember.

"E-excuse me sir…there are people in line waiting." Hanatarou said. "HOLD ON, WILL YA?" Kenpachi yelled as he began searching through the seats for change. "Aha! I found a quarter, Kenny!" Yachiru yelled happily, handing Kenpachi a dirty quarter. "Ew, okay then." He said as he grabbed it, handing the quarter and the five dollars to Hanatarou. "Here you go." Hanatarou said as he handed the bags of steaming hot food into Kenpachi's waiting hands. "Thanks…I'll have to come back sometime!" Kenpachi said with a wild smile. "Um, have a nice day." Hanatarou said as the car drove away.


Hope you liked my new story! I did kinda get the idea from Dane Cook, and I do not own that. Also, I will have a lot more new chapters of the BK Adventures! If anyone has any ideas for people in new chapters, please don't hesitate to tell! Hope you liked it!