A DREAM WEDDING
BY: GROOVY GIRL

As I walked down the aisle
The guests admiring my dress
I knew he was the one for me
I wanted no more, no less.
That wasn't to happen...

I ran away from home
My friends followed after
When they found me on a hill
They were filled with laughter
Little did I know this was my wedding place...

They brought a vicar along,
Archie, Duncan, and Golly.
We said our vows on that very hill
It was all oh so Jolly!
I was married...

We came back home that evening,
Archie spoke to me:
From the minute we say I do,
I'll make your life a misery.
What did that mean...

"But we're already married"
I said to him there,
"No, we're not, it's all a dream".
I pinched myself, and woke up.