Snape

He's a tall man with roman-esc good looks, a protruding nose and thin lips. He has a bad temper (apparently he hasn't had his morning cup of coffee) and uses sarcastic remarks far too much. Even at his snarkiest, his voice is smooth and velvety like rich dark chocolate. Every thing he say is misconstrued in a sexual way, by my strange mind anyway. He's my teacher, and he can't stand any students whatsoever. All he wants to do is play with his chemistry set.