Mrs. Uno heard a knock on the door as she finished her afternoon tea.

"Oh hello there, Wallabee!" She shrieked as she opened the door, and then noticed the paper bags filling his two arms.

"What the fu- Er- I mean... Heyyyy Mrs Unoooooo!..." He chuckled nervously "I thought you and Mr Uno had that vacation planned this weekend?"

"Ah yes! But we don't leave for another hour! Now come here and let me help you with those bags!" She chirped, trying to take the bags from Wally.

"NO!" the teen shouted defensively, blocking the bags from the mother's grip. He received a confused look from Mrs. Uno, "Uh... I mean, I'm good, Mrs. Uno. I'm a strapping young man, I think I can handle it." He laughed nervously, trying to walk past her and trying to think of why he couldn't have come up with something better than 'strapping young man'...

"Oh, kids these days! Don't be so uptight!" She laughed, then awkwardly slapped his ass.

Wally nearly dropped the bags, blushing heavily "Gahhhh! I mean... er... I'll try, ma'am." He managed

"Oh don't be such a worrywart, Wallabee! It's not like you have alcohol!"

Wally blushed an even deeper shade of red, feeling like he was about to piss his pants. "No! Of course not! Just chips and soda and dog food haha..." Wanting to kick himself for letting dog food slip, "You know... The usual... Well... Ummm... Bye!" He managed, sprinting up the stairs.


"Holy shit, could your mom BE any more awkward? For God's sake! I thought you said they'd be gone!" Wally shouted, placing the bags on a table in the tree house. "Next time I don't wanna be the one stuck with all the dirty work!"

Nigel frowned at him, "Hey!... Leave my mom out of this... I told you they'd be gone this afternoon... It's two!"

"SorrY I consider two being the afternoon!" Wally threw his hands in the air. "She was having AFTERNOON tea!"

"Whatever, it's not important! You got here safely didn't you?" The british boy asked his friend.

"Just barely! I have to risk my ass, which your mother grabbed I might add, both buying the illegal alcohol and sneaking it past your crazy mom!"

Nigel shouted back, "First of all, too much information, geez! I don't need to know my mom grabbed your ass! Secondly, you're the one who bought the fake, you're the one who takes the risks!"

"Well I think it's a load of bullshit!" The australian whined. Then there was a knock on the door, Wally hid the bags under a table with other various types of alcohol and Nigel put a cloth over the table.

Then Kuki skipped in, "Is that Wally? Back already?" she sang.

Both Nigel and Wally sighed with relief and pulled the bags out from under the table. "Eeeeeh! You got my favorite hard lemonade! You're the best Wallyyyyyy!" She cried as she pulled a bottle out of the bag and threw her arms around him, causing him to blush.

"Ah, it's nothing, you know, just your typical Wally being the man!" Said the blond, nonchalantly trying to flex without making it seem obvious. Nigel rolled his eyes and sighed, then dove into the bag himself.

"Well, regardless. Good job, Wally" Nigel complimented, "... but I think you need to get more. Bring someone else this time so you can carry extra."

"Againnnnnnn?" Wally whined, kicking at the floor with his hands behind his back, pouting like a little kid.

"Yes... Again... Come on, Hoagie will help you, you two can bond. You miss doing that don't you?"

"Yeah, I do..." Wally sighed dramatically, but then happily walked off to go find his companion. "Oh Hoagieeeeeeee"

Kuki looked at Nigel, "So anyway, thanks for being like the best person ever and letting us do this at your house! But I have to say... I don't think we need more, I know you're not as well educated with alcohol, but we've got plenty, there aren't that many people coming... I mean if Wally takes any more trips it's going to look even more suspicious than it has been already."

"Better safe than sorry, as I always say, Kuki." Nigel stated in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Yeah but-"

"I'm the leader and I decide!" Nigel laughed.

"As if!" Kuki said, throwing her hands up, "You haven't been leader for a solid 6 years! Get over it!" Kuki grunted playfully, slapping him with her still oversized sleeve.

Nigel looked at his longtime friend and gave her a serious look, "But on a serious note... I do want to make sure you take it easy tonight. You're like a little sister to me and I don't want anything bad to happen to you."

"Don't be silly Nigey, I can take good care of myself!" she laughed, as if not realizing how he was being serious.

"I'll take your word, I guess..." The ex-leader chuckled, taking out the rest of the alcohol and storing it.


"This is so exciting!" Hoagie cheered, as Wally continued to drive down the street, "I love living life on the edge!"

"Shaddup, will ya?" Wally shouted, "I liked you when you were my fat dorky sidekick instead of my skinny dorky sidekick... At least it was funnier when you were freaking gay like this."

"Hey, hey, hey! I was not fat! Just chubby... And secondly, you were always MY sidekick!"

"Like hell I was!" Wally hissed, almost swerving off the road, but recovered.

"Like hell you were the leader!" Hoagie mocked, distracting his friend.

Wally scratched his scruffy chin, a precaution to seem older than he was. "Whatever, mate, let's agree to disagree."

"Deal!" Hoagie sang happily.

"My God, you're gay..." Wally grunted.

"Are not!" The teen tried to defend himself, while turning on Miley Cyrus on the radio. "... Not that there's anything wrong with it!" He shot back, looking around frantically as if expecting to get yelled at for getting defensive, despite being in a car. Then he continued, "I'll prove you wrong tonight, when I get with a girl!"

"As if!" Wally laughed, "That'll be the day..."

"I bet you I get with a girl well before you do!" Hoagie said confidently, reaching his hand out.

"I'm driving, moron! Besides! That's a major psych!" Wally retorted, "I can guarantee that I'll win that bet!"

"Oh yeah? With who?"

"Who wouldn't want to get with me is the real question there, idiot!" He shouted confidently, not noticing they passed the liquor store.

"Oh please! I know exactly what's going to happen to you." Hoagie laughed, "You're going to waste your whole night trying to get with Kuki, but be too chicken to actually do it. And that will be your demise, my good man."

"Hey moron, may I point out we've almost made out before?" Wally growled defensively.

"I remember that!" Hoagie started, cracking up, "You told her you were gay and she could practice making out with you so she would be better when she got with a guy... and she you were straight so she beat the crap out of you! I don't blame her, it was practically rape! Hahahaha!"

"No!" Wally shouted, blushing. "That's not true at all!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is-... Hey... Isn't the pet shop after the liquor store?" Hoagie pointed at the pet store, scratching his head.

Wally made a double take, "Damn it all!" He shouted, coming to a screeching halt. "Alright, hold on pal."

"For wha-AHHHHHHHHH!" Hoagie screamed as Wally went speeding in reverse toward the liquor store.

Wally came to another screeching stop as they got to the parking lot. "Ready?"

"Can I let my pants dry first?..."


Abby sat, quietly reading a book. She peer over the top of it to see Nigel looking at her. "Whadda ya want? Can you or can you not see that Abby is reading a book?"

Nigel laughed nervously, "Oh of course I can see that! I just wanted to speak to you about tonight! Haha..."

"What about it?" The girl asked questionably.

"Well, I just worry about you guys and I don't want you getting taken advantage of or anything... So just be smart, alright?" He replied seriously.

"You're such a woman, you know that? Don't worry about me, I've done this before, if anything worry about yourself."

"Yeah, but I'm not a girl so-"

"What are you insinuating? That only girls stand to lose at parties?" She demanded angrily, "Dudes can just as easily make bad decisions."

"W-what are you talking about?" He stuttered.

"Just don't go thinking that the girl is always the victim, Nigel, you'd be surprised."

"Well," he laughed, "be that as it may, I'm very capable of making good choices!" He stood proudly, seeming to play with his collar as if it were a tie being tightened.

"Yeah... Whatever, now let Abby read her book before we have issues." She sighed nonchalantly, looking back at her book and flipping to the next page.

"Yes ma'am." Nigel grunted, walking away.


Wally and Hoagie returned to the house, this time without the embarrassing interaction with Mrs. Uno. The two ran up the stairs with bags in each hand for both of the boys.

"So we revised the bet as such:" Hoagie stated using a fake british accent, "If you get with Kuki without a gimmick, that means no claiming to be gay or saying it's just for practice or bullshit like that, before I get with a girl who weighs less than I do then you win rights to my car for a month. Andddddd, if I win then you have to announce at the party, in front of everyone, that Kuki beat you up, and say why she had to beat you up!"

Wally put his hand out, "You have yourself a deal, loser! You're so going to regret this bet." laughed the blond, shaking his friend's hand.

"Oh please! The only thing I'm going to regret is not being the one who's going to put this on youTube when I win!"

"You're even less funny and a lot more annoying than that Flo girl from the commercials..." Wally sighed, ignoring Hoagie's words of retaliation.


"Hey Abby?" Kuki asked, walking into her friends room in the treehouse.

"What up Kooks?" Asked the girl coolly.

"I need help, with guy guy stuff..." The long-sleeve loving girl asked.

"You know I don't talk about this crap." Abby said, sitting up from her relax position, closing her book.

"Yeah... But it'd be too awkward to talk to one of the guys because they might think I'm talking about them." She whined. "Help meeeeeeeeee!" she began shaking Abby.

"Fine! Fine! Just stop shaking Abby or there's gonna be trouble."

Kuki shrieked, "Eeeeh! Thank you, you're the best!" She then stopped and thought to herself, Man, I've been telling everyone they're the best today... I'm kinda a you're the best whore...

"Alright, alright, just tell your friend Abby what's up."

"Well... I wanted to know what you thought was a good decision for me to make at the party... If the situation presents itself, do I hook up with a guy that I don't see often... Or with one of my closer guy friends?"

Abby shook her head in a good humor, she knew that the 'closer guy friend' had to be Wally. "Well Abby thinks it all depends on what you're looking for in general, if you just want action, I say one of the other guys. But if you want something more, or you think you will want something more in the future I say go for your friend, or just don't do anything at all."

"But which would you think is better?"

"That's not Abby's call to make, girl. I can't be making your decisions for you."

Kuki frowned. "I suppose you're right..."

"I am... Trust me, if you're really conflicted about it, just don't do anything tonight. You may regret it in the morning, and I'm not just talking about hooking up with a weird guy. Just listen to what you're brain is telling you before you start drinking, okay?"

"Okay!" Kuki chirped, "You didn't really help... But at the same time you did! Thanks Abby!"


That night...


"Hey Hoagie!" Wally laughed, "Catch!" He tossed a beer at his friend.

"I'm surprised," Hoagie looked around at the guests, "There are a lot of people here."

Nigel came and put his arm around his best friends, "Yes, it seems your friend Nigel knows how to throw a party, eh?"

"I'll drink to that!" Wally toasted, raising his beer to Hoagies', the two chugged. "Aren't you gonna have anything, Nigel?"

"I don't knowwww," he started, "I mean someone has to make sure that things stay in control."

"Don't get like that!" Hoagie begged, handing his friends a shot glass each, "Now let's have a real toast!"

"I suppose one little shot wouldn't hurt..." Nigel said uncomfortably.

"Or two, or six, or more!" Wally laughed, pouring vodka into their shot glasses.

"Now... to having a good night without parents!" Hoagie toasted.

"Yeah!" Wally and Nigel cheered together.

The three friends clashed glasses and drank.

"Ahhhh! It burns!" Nigel coughed, feeling like he was going to throw up. "Did I do it wrong?"

"That's how it's supposed to be, moron!" Wally laughed. "Wait a sec... Have you never drank before?"

"Thats preposterous!... I have-"

"I don't think he has!" Hoagie taunted.

"Oh we are going to have fun this weekend!" Wally grinned.

Nigel laughed nervously, not wanting the attention of his friends, "What are they doing?" he suddenly shouted, looking off in the distance, "Not on the good couch!" He groaned, running off.

"Hey!" Hoagie shouted, "Don't think you're getting off that easy!"

"Hey Wally and Hoagie!" Shouted a guy over by the pong table, "You guys wanna play?"

Hoagie and Wally looked at each other, "Well I guess it can waitttttt..." Hoagie said.

"Teammates?" Wally asked, offering his hand.

"Teammates!" Hoagie sang, ignoring the hand and going in for a hug.


10 minutes later

The two stood side by side, with 3 cups on their half of the table and ten still left on their opponents'.

"Maybe we should have had more before we played..." Wally said gloomily, looking at the pathetic situation.

Hoagie nodded, frowning as he missed his shot too. "Why do you get better the more you drink?" He asked rhetorically.

Then Kuki walked over, she already seemed a little tipsy. "Hey guys! Who's winning?" she cheered, latching onto a random girl who was also watching.

Hoagie and Wally glared, not dignifying her with a response.

"Whoopsies! Sorry guys! I hope you stop sucking soon!" She sang, getting a frustrated look from the girl she was leaning on. "Go Wally! Go Hoagie!"

One of the guys on the other side of the table looked at her and said, "Why don't you come cheer for someone who's gonna win?" He sunk yet another cup just as he finished his sentence.

"Woahhhhhhhh!" Kuki stared in awe. "You're cool! What's your name?" she asked.

"You can call me whatever you want, babe." He laughed, "But most people call me Dan."

"Cool! I'm rooting for you now, Dan!" Kuki said cheerfully.

Hoagie picked up his ball, "Fine! We don't need any fans! We got this right Wally? Two cups vs ten is nothing!" He awaited for a response but received none, because the boy was too busy staring at Dan angrily. "Ehemmmm... Right Wally?"

He snapped out of it, "Wha- Oh! Yeah! Right!" He raised his arm up and angrily chucked the ball, and then something amazing happened. The ball hit the rim of one of the backmost cups and knocked it off the table. The ball then bounced up slightly, and fell into another cup.

Wally stared in disbelief, but then attempted to recover. "I totally meant for that to happen!" He said proudly, though not really selling his claim.

Hoagie took a second to think about his shot, and sunk his too.

"Is that balls back?" Hoagie asked with a fake sense of stupidity.

Wally laughed, "I don't know! I mean it makes sense that we should!"

"Don't get cocky..." Dan's partner hissed, bouncing the balls back to the pair.

Wally took his shot and made it.

"Lucky shot!" Dan growled.

Hoagie threw his ball, but missed. Luckily it came back on his half of the table and he snagged it before one of his opponents could. He shot from behind the back and miraculously made it.

"What whattttttt?" Hoagie bragged, holding his hand out for the ball that he and his teammate earned back.

"Lucky shots, you two..." Dan's partner said, looking the other way.

"Luck?" Wally exclaimed, "We went from ten to five!"

"Yeah..." Dan said slowly, as if talking to a child, "Luck..."

Wally scowled at his opponent, he didn't really like this Dan guy very much, he had to wonder why he was even here.

A few minutes later and the situation changed completely, Hoagie and Wally just sunk their last cup and their opponents had redemption, with only one cup to hit.

"Dan..." His partner said, "I don't think we're gonna win..." Missing his shot.

Dan looked at the cup, waited a minute, then shot, but ultimately missed.

Wally and Hoagie cheered and embraced each other.

"I love you, man!" Wally cheered.

"No! I love YOU, man!" Hoagie sang in return.

"In your faces!" Wally laughed, pointing at Dan.

"Whatever, I needed a break anyway..." the boy hissed. Then he looked at Kuki, "Wanna go do something more fun?"

"Sure!" The girl squealed, walking away with Dan.

Wally simply glared and then looked at Hoagie, scowling.

"Looks like I'm gonna win the bet, eh?" Hoagie laughed.

"Gee thanks... friend..." Wally hissed.

"Aw Wally, come on, I know you want this for more than just the bet, but face it, she's not a slut, you don't have to much to worry about."

"I guess you're right... I mean I guess she wouldn't just do stuff with a guy she just met..."

"Yeah! Now we'll worry about this afterwards. Let's just play another game, we earned it!"

"Okay! We did earn it, didn't we?" Wally said confidently as the two high-fived.