The Real Me… Really?
Chapter 1: a scent
'Who ever she was, she is mine' Kakashi thought as he jumped to the next rooftop.
The scent of honey and strawberries woke him up last night and since then Kakashi has been running for rooftop to rooftop trying to find the owner of that scent.
Kakashi again checked his watch, he had to meet his team and he thought that if he was late again Naruto and Sakura would have his pelt for and doormat and Sai would most likely lend them his knife.
'Damn' he was late already; this was not going to be fun.
Sometime Later…
"Sorry, I was on my way here when a shadow crossed my path and I had to take the long way here" Kakashi bull-shited to his team when he arrived at the training ground.
"Your lame excuse doesn't matter we are still waiting for Naruto" Sakura hissed as Sai sighed and went back to his drawing.
"Wait Naruto isn't her yet." Kakashi said as Sakura turned to him.
"No his not here, does it look like he is? Can you see him? Hmm… maybe I've gone blind, hmmm… maybe he has turned invisible …" Sakura ranted but by this time Kakashi has already tuned annoying flamingo head out and was wondering were his number one knuckle headed ninja had gotten too.
"Okay Sakura" Interrupted Kakashi the girl finishing the girl in the middle of her sentence, in the middle of her rant as she turned to glare.
"What…"Sakura sneered (she had become so spiteful since Naruto turned her down as well)
"Lets get going this mission only needs the three of us. So let's move it, the sooner we leave the sooner were getting home."And the sooner I can find the owner of that scent Kakashi thought as both Sakura and Sai started walking. He turned to take one look at the village before following his team (well what was there of his team) as they left the village to pick up some documents (and not even important ones) foe the hokage.
Meanwhile at Naruto's…
Beep Beep, Beep Beep.
'What the hell was that' Naruto thought sleepily as he rolled over towards the sound. Opening his eyes Naruto realise that the annoying sound was his alarm clock going off. Shit he better get ready or he'll be late and then Sakura with hit him again. Oh man girls are so weird.
And with that thought running through his mind Naruto walked into the bathroom, moving sleepily over to his mirror rubbing his eyes.
'Man I hope the black eye Sakura gave me yesterday is gone' Naruto thought as his eyes cleared and he came face to face with a girls face…
"What the Fuck…" Naruto scream before being a right little girl and falling into a dead faint.
A/N: lol Naruto fainting a just had to add that
Naruto: Why? Doing that makes me look like a complete girl.
Me: Because Naruto my dear, dear boy in this fic you are a complete girl. (laughs like a manic)
Kakashi: Like a manic I thought you are a manic…
Me: Kakashi that is sooooo mean… if you ain't nice to me then I might let you get with Naruto…
Kakashi:…*sobs* please don't be that mean… beside you don't want him to get dog breathe do you?
Kiba: What do you mean by Dog breathe you over grown toilet brush..
Kakashi & Kiba: *Growls*
Me and Naruto: *rolls eyes*
Me: Okay easy boys… I haven't decided who he going to end up with.
Sai: So I have a CHANCE…woot!
Naruto: wait don't I get a choice?
Kakashi, Kiba, Sai and Me: NO!
Naruto:…
Me: Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Naruto, coz if I did… 'Muh ha ha ha'
Sai: I like your laugh…'Muh ha ha ha'
Kakashi and Kiba: Suck up!
Everyone: Please Read and review…
