Aloha Cheese people of metropolis!!!!.erm.yeah. Neway, this is my first
fic.well.kinda..I am part of ES-SO-HB.but that's a totally different story.
Ok.here we go.warning: mental
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Intro:
Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, HARRY POTTER!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he HARRY POTTER!
If wizardly non-sense be something you wish HARRY POTTER!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish HARRY POTTER!
Ready! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER!
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BUSTED!
"OOOOH!" said Ron looking at the Griffindor notice board.
"What?" said Harry and Hermione coming up behind up.
"There holding auditions for a new Busted member!" He replied excitedly.
"You don't actually listen to that crap do you?" Hermione asked.
"Don't skit!" said Ron "I write their songs." He started jumping round the room with an air guitar.
"I went to the year 3000! And you said no! That's what I go to school for! La-de-da-da-da!"
"I don't get this guy!" said Harry.
"I've got the perfect solution." Said Hermione pulling a frying-pan out from her sock and whacking Ron over the head.
"Squelchy." Said Harry poking Ron's motionless corpse. "I think he's dead!"
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DOWN WITH RON!
It was a quiet day, and the Griffindor's were attending their potions class. Suddenly! For no apparent reason! Snape went mad and gobbled himself up!
"That's your fault Weasly!" yelled Malfoy. "DOWN WITH RON! DOWN WITH RON!" Malfoy started chanting.
Suddenly the entire dungeon joined in and chanted "DOWN WITH RON! DOWN WITH RON!" Just then Albus Dumbledore skipped airily into the classroom.
"Don't hurt my Ronnykins!" he shouted, grabbed Ron and ran full pelt down the corridor.
"What was that about," asked Harry
"Gdemhjvgtloujjfcnjtghki!" yelled Draco waving his arms around.
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OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! POO! Ok. That was weird. Whilst writing these I was listening to Busted and Spongebob. Say all in favour of nibbling our elbows? *nibble nibble nibble.* REVIEW I TELL U!
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Intro:
Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, HARRY POTTER!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he HARRY POTTER!
If wizardly non-sense be something you wish HARRY POTTER!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish HARRY POTTER!
Ready! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER!
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BUSTED!
"OOOOH!" said Ron looking at the Griffindor notice board.
"What?" said Harry and Hermione coming up behind up.
"There holding auditions for a new Busted member!" He replied excitedly.
"You don't actually listen to that crap do you?" Hermione asked.
"Don't skit!" said Ron "I write their songs." He started jumping round the room with an air guitar.
"I went to the year 3000! And you said no! That's what I go to school for! La-de-da-da-da!"
"I don't get this guy!" said Harry.
"I've got the perfect solution." Said Hermione pulling a frying-pan out from her sock and whacking Ron over the head.
"Squelchy." Said Harry poking Ron's motionless corpse. "I think he's dead!"
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DOWN WITH RON!
It was a quiet day, and the Griffindor's were attending their potions class. Suddenly! For no apparent reason! Snape went mad and gobbled himself up!
"That's your fault Weasly!" yelled Malfoy. "DOWN WITH RON! DOWN WITH RON!" Malfoy started chanting.
Suddenly the entire dungeon joined in and chanted "DOWN WITH RON! DOWN WITH RON!" Just then Albus Dumbledore skipped airily into the classroom.
"Don't hurt my Ronnykins!" he shouted, grabbed Ron and ran full pelt down the corridor.
"What was that about," asked Harry
"Gdemhjvgtloujjfcnjtghki!" yelled Draco waving his arms around.
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OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! POO! Ok. That was weird. Whilst writing these I was listening to Busted and Spongebob. Say all in favour of nibbling our elbows? *nibble nibble nibble.* REVIEW I TELL U!
