Note: Jack was probably harmed in the making of this chapter.
Sarah, Megan and Holly drooled over their Pirates of the Caribbean DVD. They barely blinked as they watched Will and Jack begin sword fighting. Again. For the hundredth time. Actually it was hard to say how many times they had watched Pirates of the Caribbean. By then Holly had almost completely memorized everyone's lines, Sarah all of the characters and her little sister Megan was just a super big fan.
"Man, I wish I could go into that movie." Sighed Sarah.
"Don't we all?" Said Holly. At this moment Sarah's older brother, Fraser, walked by. He stared at them for a few moments.
"Or, some of us realize that there's a such thing as the real world." Fraser replied. He spoke the last few words nice and slowly. The girls ignored him. That didn't matter. What mattered was Pirates of the Caribbean three was coming out in less than a month!
"Your wishes are bound ta come sooner den you tink child." A voice came from nowhere in particular. A glowing light appeared and everything else seemed to stand still. No really, even the clock stopped.
"Cool! It's an angel!" Cried Megan. Then she paused. "…. With a Jamaican accent?" The light dimmed a little bit and Tia Dalma appeared wearing jeans and a sweatshirt. She had pigtails and big goofy glasses that looked like they were from the 80's. She looked over herself.
"…Dat wasn't meant ta happen." Tia said shaking her head.
"It's better than an angel! It's Calypso!" Cried Sarah.
Tia gave Sarah a look. "I prefer ta go by "Tia"." She said. "Draws less attention. Anyhow, I'm 'ere ta make a bargain with you. I've heard of your longings. And will make a deal. I'll send you inta da movie, but in return you must annoy and childishly torture sparro'."
Holly was about to ask questions, like why they were supposed to torture Jack, but before she could even open her mouth Sarah and Megan shouted "DEAL!". With that the room began to spin. Slowly and dizzy at first, then faster and faster. Slowly the Sarah's living room began to change to The Black Pearl!
The girls found themselves laying down on the main deck. Jack and Tia were talking not to far off. They just managed to catch the last bit of the conversation though.
"I'm warnin' ya Jack. Fifty days. Startin' today they'll be in your care. Maybe dis will show ye not to mess with me." After these last words Tia vanished.
"Well," Jack said. "How hard can it be to take care of three little girls for a while? Heh-heh." He looked back at the girls. They smiled so wide it was creepy.
"I'll get the rum!" shouted Holly. Suddenly all three girls ran into the cellar. Jack shrugged and walked after them. He could use a few gulps right now. When he got there…
The rum goes smashing one by one HURRAH! HURRAH!
The rum goes smashing one by one HURRAH!! HURRAH!!
The rum goes smashing one by one and we're all here to have some fun
For the rum goes smashing on, and on.
Every time the girls sung hurrah another bottle smashed against the ground. Jack sprung into tears when he saw his precious rum shatter. By the fourth verse he was rolling on the floor having a mental break down. This went on for about four hours until the girls finally got tired.
"NOOO!! Please no! I'll do anything you want! Just stop the smashing! No more smashing!" Jack cried.
"SUCK IT UP PRINCESS!!" Holly yelled.
"Don't worry Jack, just forty nine days to go! MUAHAHAHAAAA!!" Followed Sarah.
Eventually the girls left to go to sleep. Jack meanwhile licked up what rum was left on the floor. Glass and all. Of course, by the time he was done his tongue was insanely bleeding, but that's another story.
END OF DAY ONE….
