The Way to a Lovegoods Heart

Summary: Children ryhimes and very annoying ferrets.

Disclaimer: Ha! Like I own anything but the very odd plot.

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"Row Row Row your boat
gently down the stream
Throw your teacher overboard
and listen to her scream."

The child's voice seemed to carry throughout the entire Grat Hall as it sang the verse over and over again. Some of the muggleborns began to laugh at the lyrics while most half-bloods and pure-bloods looked around in confusion. Then another voice began to sing a verse very different from the other.

(To the tune of Frerra Jaque.)
"R2D2, R2D2,
C3-PO, C3-PO,
Obi Wan Kanobe, Obi Wan Kanobe,
Han Solo, Han Solo"

By now all of the muggleborn and muggle raised students were laughing only to be shocked into silence when a blond stood up and walked up to the professor's table to stand right in front of the newest addition to the staff.

Only for him to open his mouth for a very rude verse to escape his throat.

"On top of spaghetti all covered in blood,
I shot my poor teacher with a 40 foot stud.
I shot him with glory, I shot him with pride,
I couldn't have missed him, he was 40 feet wide.
I went to his funeral, I spit on his grave,
Some people threw flowers, I threw a grenade.
I opened his coffin, he wasn't quite dead,
So I took a bazooka and blew off his head!"

After singing the verse his ace went red and then what he had sang began to seep through his mind and his face went pale, very pale. He let out a noise that could be discibed and an 'Eep!' before leaving the Great Hall at a dead run.

And as the Hall descended into silence once more a single voice could be heard.

"That's what the little bastard get for hitting on me." Every head turned to the pale blond head of Luna Lovegood as she read her issue of the Qubbler upside down calm as ever.

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