Story: Zelda: The Misadventures of Link 2: Damn You Navi! Remastered
Author: Time Master
Written: March 2009
Remastered: June 30th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo or its unfortunate hero.


Short #1: The Apple

The afternoon sun shines its rays through the thicket of trees within Hyrule. Link was resting underneath a large apple tree within the forest. Relaxing on his shoulder was Navi, his navigation fairy who was resting as well. His stomach was grumbling, for he had nothing to eat since morning. The apples were way too high for the Hyrulian hero to climb and fetch himself, so it seemed our hero was out of luck.

Acknowledging Link's situation, Navi had an idea.

"Hey!" Navi says, fluttering off of Link's shoulder and flying up the tree to the biggest, luscious looking apple she could find. With a single flick, Navi cuts the apple loosed from its stem, watching it drop down below…

BOP!

…and bounce off of Link's head and onto his lap.

"Egh…" Link grumbles, rubbing his head before picking up the apple.

Before he could take a bite out of it though…

CRASH!

The apple tree falls over on top of our hero with a crash, flattening Link in an instant. Link's arm twitches from underneath the tree in pain as he shakes his fist at the troublesome fairy.

"Oops…" Navi says, giggling at the misfortune laid upon our hero…literally.


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