Somebody actually responded to my plea for story guidelines to write by! Just so you know, the plea still stands, I want something to write for somebody. By the way, most of the funny things that happened were not my idea, but in the guidelines. Sorry if it sucks.
"Well FINE! Just keep being all Mr.Cool-Firebender. We don't care at all. It's not like I need HELP gathering fruit or anything!!" Katara yelled moodily.
"Hey! Don't call me Mr.Cool-Firebender! I don't think I'm cool because I'm a firebender! YOU'RE the one who was all 'I have healing abilities.' And 'take one step back and I'll make sure your destiny ends.' Maybe you should just SHUT UP!" Zuko retaliated, mocking Katara's voice with a creepy falsetto.
"Leave her alone!!" Aang walked over to Zuko.
"Oh, sure, you're gonna tell me what to do? You got scared away by spikes that we both easily avoided. All you do is go blah blah Katara blah blah Momo blah blah Appa!" Zuko could feel his anger rising, and hoped nobody would mess with him any more. Yeah, right.
"You're barely in this group anyways, don't you pick on Aang!" Sokka stood up.
"Well at least I can BEND! I don't have to throw a stupid boomerang to fight and when I see Suki I don't drool and go 'Ehhh… Suki's so pretty…'" Zuko let his mouth hang to mimic drooling. Unfortunately Suki was walking by and now turned green and ran away to barf.
Toph was stung about Zuko knowing Sokka liked Suki so much (and sad to be reminded) but she stuck up for him anyways. "Look here, Zuko-" But he cut her off.
"Just go away, man-lady." Toph's mouth opened. She tried to mask her sadness with an angry look, but it didn't work. She ran away. Sokka flung his boomerang at Zuko's head, horrified, and went to chase after Toph.
"Toph?" Sokka asked quietly. She sniffled. It pretty much broke Sokka's heart to hear the little girl crying. He put an arm around her. "You know, I don't think you're a man-lady, right? I mean, I know you can be pretty manly sometimes…" Toph punched Sokka. He punched back. She punched him. He punched… but accidentally fell into it and hit her hard.
"OW!" She yelled. "That really hurt."
Sokka freaked out. "I'm sorry, are you OK?" He grabbed her arm and pulled her closer to look at it. "Phew, I think it's good." It was then that they realized how close they were. They leaned their lips closer and closer and then… Aang and Momo came through the bushes, fighting over a peach.
"MINE!!" Aang yelled. Momo chattered. "Oh, hi guys!" Aang noticed Sokka and Toph, who had jetted back about a mile away from each other when they heard Aang. "Toph, what's wrong, were you… crying?" Aang asked.
"GO AWAY!" Sokka and Toph yelled. Aang left to chase Momo.
"For the record, you aren't a man-lady at all. You're actually a very pretty girl. And I may like you… more than I like Suki." Sokka said.
"For the record, I like you more than Suki too." Toph smiled.
The end
So that's the story. But here's a little side story that was in the guidelines, but I couldn't fit it in the story.
Somewhere far, far away…
"You are prettier than a springtime sunset, you know." Iroh said to the first woman he saw. The woman looked him up and down.
"Would you like to go for a cup of tea?" Iroh asked.
The lady had noticed Iroh's new muscles. "Absolutely!!" she said.
Review? Story guidelines?
