Me: Oi guys, you thought I was dead?! Fooooooooled you…I'm still alive and back (even if after too many months) with a HXH fic or hunter x hunter fic involving my favourite character (guess who? Hisoka!), Gon, Killua, the others, the genei ryodan and some OC I created to make the story worth hearing… now, stop with the introduction and begin!
Gon: why are you playing "narrator"?
Me: because there are people reading you kid!
Gon: am I not your favourite character? (cute eyes)
Me: uh….n-not really (very low)
Gon: (pout)
Me: oh crap
Hisoka: you broke my toy?
Me: HISO-no I didn't!
Hisoka: better for you….or I won't be your character in this story~
Me: r-right! Don't smile at me like that! L-Let's begin!
CHAPTER 1: THIS IS NOT A TRICK
The phantom troupe was finally getting back in New York along with their leader, finally free from the Nen constriction of Kurapika, and was simply chatting on the way back
"The exorcist wants money then?!" One member said as the healer answered " not really so much...he just wants 200 thousand millions of dollars...that's all!" She finished
"Really? That's it?" The new fourth asked "he seemed a little thick to me...he didn't seem so benevolent..." She said as the healer once again retorted " well...we had a good trader doing the job" she said as the Phinks stopped "you talking about hisoka?" He asked
"You like him so much?" Nobunaga then continued, rage filling his voice...how could a twisted magician be her favorite?!
"Calm down" she began " I only said he's a good trader...that's all" she finished as the troupe resumed walking.
"Why did you follow his rules?" Kuroro finally asked as all the troupe members looked at the ground
" why didn't you follow your way? but betrayed the spider instead?" He asked again earning once again, silence
"Why couldn't you let him kill me?" He asked as Machi finally spoke
"Because..." Everyone's attention was on her " we still need you Danchou" Machi said as the others nodded
" and," Nobunaga said "we don't want your death" he finished as all the others nodded again
"Am I not simply a leader whose life isn't important?" Kuroro then asked
"WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!" All the Members said realizing they actually shout out
Kuroro turned, a barely smile on his lips
'So I'm not really dead am I?!' He thought as they all walked behind him in respect
They never said anything...how could they? Uvogin died for the spider while Pakunoda died for her feelings...they were both dead but...something was different! They were different! The spider should not fell, nor have mercy on others but still- they shed their leader...maybe this spider was not old enough to live without a head. Kuroro felt alive once more...
"Thank you" he said as all the others stood silent "thank all of you" he turned to them with a smile on his face and all the others made one as well...
'Maybe I can still live' Kuroro thought, a tear descending his face as he walked
For the rest of the trip Kuroro was very silent, he barely said some words to his subordinates as they returned quietly to their base until they fell in something...rather say someone...
"Hey but that's-" the new fourth said as the others approached to see a familiar person on the ground
"Hisoka?!" All the troupe said eyeing the unconscious man on the floor
At his name, Kuroro turned around and walked to him
"Machi, check if he's alive" he said as the healer did as asked and checked
When she touched him, hisoka barely shifted and she nodded
"He's alive yet...but in an horrible shape" she finished, mind wandering to who could have done this.
Her thoughts were interrupted by one of the members...
Nobunaga
"let me finish that bastard" he said, walking menacely only to be stopped by Kuroro
"Why?" The guy asked "he betrayed us all along so why?!" He finished as Kuroro spoke
"Because" he stopped " he's the one that returned me my abilities and, even if, his aim is to kill me, I have my nen abilities thanks to him" he finished "so for now we owe him" Kuroro finished as the others assumed a shocked expression...only the healer seemed to be somehow happy.
she raised hisoka by his shoulder to make him stay in an upright position... His head fell on her shoulder without consciousness
"You're happy aren't you?!" Nobunaga asked as the healer turned to him "like i already told you, hes nothing to me, that's All for what I care" she finished as the others nerves itched yet further...
"We'll bring him to the base and decide then what to do next" Kuroro finished as the others nodded in agreement and resumed walking until the suicide guy spoke
"Anyway...I wonder what happened..." He said as Kuroro turned " I mean Hisoka's not an easy guy to deal with...so who could have..." He stopped thinking as the others did the same scanning the area to find threats.
Meanwhile the healer looked at Hisoka, still unconscious on her shoulder...she had to admit she was always attracted to that guy in someway, even if she didn't understand how...
His calm expression reminded her of their old times, always joking and fighting together in the troupe and now they were enemies...all because of Hisoka's stupid behavior and goals!
Her expression darkened at the thought with anger
'Why did he throw everything away? Just to fight?'
'Maybe it's only me...even if he often said he loved me, I don't know what to believe in...maybe he only said it because of my abilities...just to emphatize me?!'
Yet, his calm face, his closed eyes and this strange vulnerability he showed made him almost...cute
Her thoughtful expression was sighted by the others and the suicide guy broke the glass
"Are you alright? You seem a little on edge" he asked as the others listened
"No, nothing really...just thinking" she said as the katana-guy spoke
"You sure? If something's wrong and we can help-"
He was cut midsentence
"I TOLD YOU-" she immediately stopped "that it's fine" she finished, sighing
"Yeah right..." Said nobunaga as they resumed walking
Once arrived at their base, the healer put Hisoka on a bed and covered him with a blanket. She remained by his side for some minutes watching the blanked move up and down along with his breaths, calm filling the air until she heard a sound escaping his throat while he opened his eyes slowly, adjusting to the darkness until he met purple hair and smiled
"Ya..." He said as she slapped him, as usual
"Nh, happy to see you too" he said moving a hand to his cheek to ease the small pain that disappeared in a second
"Bakaerro" she said "you haven't changed at all" she said as Hisoka tried to sit up, succeeding only partially
"What do you think you're doing? Lay down!" She said as he complied
"Hai, ma'am" he said laying down again
"Stay still now! I'm gonna patch you up a little" she said as she worked on his body
Hisoka was surprised…let alone he was in the spider's base but her attitude always left him….shocked in the least.
She was the only one he could not intimidate, shock or embarrass….the only thing he could do was tease her…for now
"I'm in your base am I?" Hisoka asked as the other nodded
"Why am I alive?" For the first time his expression was serious
"Because the boss said so...we would have gladly killed you" she said turning away
"Liar" Hisoka said "not you at least" he finished
"..." She stared at him, turning back
"So what happened to you?" She asked as Hisoka smiled
"Wanna know?!" He said in a playful manner
"Tell me what happened or ill go and advise the others of your awakening...and trust me, Nobunaga is not really happy to see you" she finished as Hisoka smiled again
"Well...the feeling's mutual" Hisoka said as she boiled
"You tell me or not?" She asked as Hisoka thought
"...naaah!" Hisoka finally said " my things..." Hisoka finished as she boiled again
"As you wish" she said " hey Nobunaga! hisoka wok-uh?" She suddenly turned seeing Hisoka wasn't there anymore.
As soon as Nobunaga arrived Hisoka was gone and in his place there was a card with 'bye bye' written on it.
Nobunaga immidiately broke it and walked away mad to inform the others. The healer later noticed a card on her back as well 'sorry to go but I can't stay here...oh right, thanks for the healing' so the latter said...
'Stupid! Your wounds are not completely healed yet!' She thought jumping out of a window to follow the magician
A little smile could be seen on her face as she ripped the card to pieces as well.
"Damn..." Hisoka said "and now the spiders in my way" the magician buffed "just great" he said playing with a card
"I wonder why Kuroro let me live...mh...he didn't seem the grateful kind of guy...well the important is that I'm healed thanks to Machi...even if they'll follow me now.." He said until he heard something...rather say someone
"Where the hell are we going? We have to find their base!" Shouted a kid
"Shut up already! You're the one with the map" another one said
"Kurapika made it! It's his fault we're lost" Killua said
'Kurapika?! Those boys uh?!' Hisoka thought
"Now it's my fault then?!" Kurapika said as the others nodded "damn those spiders! Hiding in such a place!"
'Still looking for the spiders aren't they?!' He laughed while making his castles of cards
"Isn't that Hisoka?" Gon asked as the magician facepalmed
"great, just great!" Hisoka exhaled
"Hey it's you!" Kurapika pointed out as Gon and Killua went in a defensive stance
"Indeed it's me!" Hisoka said finishing his 3rd castle of cards
" what are you doing in a place like this?" Killua asked
" don't you see?" He asked with a smile as Killua almost jumped on him
" you're in a lost forest just to play castle-cards with yourself?! Stop lieing already!" Killua said as Gon nodded
"Mh, and why are you here?" Hisoka asked
" we're looking for the spider's base. Have you seen it?" Kurapika asked as Hisoka thought
'Just returning you the favor Kuroro'
"No...are they around here?" Hisoka lied as Gon spoke
"Actually we felt fighting before and thought it was them" Gon said as Hisoka's gaze sharpened
"That was me..." He said as the others gasped
"What do you mean 'it was you'?" Killua said
" exactly what I said! I was fighting" Hisoka said again
"Who?" Leorio finally spoke
"Se-cr-et" Hisoka said leaving
" weirdo..." Leorio said
"that doesn't sound right" Kurapika said
"Why?" Gon asked
" because, according to the data melody gave us, she said both fighters were supposed to be injured fatally...yet Hisoka was just fine" Kurapika said
"Probably he just used his bungee gum to cover his injuries like he did with Kastro time ago..." Killua said
"If you count he doesn't feel pain so much...you have it" Gon finished as Kurapika nodded
"Understood...then lets resume our walkin-" he stopped
"What's wrong Kurapika?" Gon asked as Kurapika looked back
"I thought I felt something pass over our heads" Kurapika said as Gon looked around
" I didn't feel anything" Killua said
"Neither did I" Gon said as Kurapika smiled
"Must be my imagination" Kurapika finished
Indeed it wasn't...
?: so they know that magician
?: maybe they'll help us to get him, not to speak there's one of THEM with 'em
?: yeah ...lets keep following them for now
?: fine...
