"Why the FUCK is it always fucking mud?"
"Can't say, partner. Maybe it's just your charming personality?"
Reno Sinclair glared death and destruction up at his current mission partner. Now don't take this the wrong way, Rude was a great guy, but damned sarcastic. And the fact that he was sprawled ass end up in a large pit of mud waaaaaay out on the north edge of Junon, only made him want to take those fucking designer sunglasses and break then into lots if itty-bitsy pieces and shove 'em somewhere uncomfortable.
"I hate you."
"Good to know."
'' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' (Reno's POV now)
Two words a Turk both loved and loathed. "Permanent Assignment." this could be one of three things. Either A) you fucked up hardcorely and are now on desk duty for the rest of your natural life, B) you impressed someone enough to be made a bodyguard for an executive, or C) you're assigned a partner who you have to practically marry.
So when Tseng said those words to me and the big bald one, I was sorta apprehensive. I knew my mouth got me out of most babysitting missions, so that waas out. I was barely litereate, just enough to get by (thank you, druggie mom) and I was standing next to the one Turk who I had yet to piss off enough to tell me to fuck off.
The only thing I could think was 'oh shit I'm gonna die.' and I was STILL covered in fucking mud. At least my skin was nice and clear now….fuck, who was I kidding. This wouldn't be a permanent assignment, this would be hell.
"You two will be on Permanent Assignment. Reno, Rude, your things have been moved to apartment Fourteen, floor eighty-three. " and the hammer fell. But Tseng is God, and what he says…just goes.
"Fuck me sideways 'till I cry. Or shoot me. Either works."
'' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' (Rude's turn)
Obnoxious. Loud. Bright. Inescapable. Fuck.
That was Reno in a nutshell. And now I was sharing a roof with him, a room with him, and a job with him. I could say I'd had it coming, but I'm not getting into that one. And when Reno said this, after Tsengs little speech, I couldn't help the small smirk.
I would like to, sure. I'd made no real secret of my desire for other males…just no open secret either. I guess you could say I stuck to silence more often than not, dealing with Reno. So I did what I do best. I stood there, listened, and decided on my plan of action. I may not be as good a strategist as Reno or Elena, but I'm very good at carrying through on plans.
Tseng saw my smirk and nodded, grinning at me. He had done this on purpose. Guess he wants another double fudge cake a la mode then. It's good to know your superiors weaknesses after all.
I just grab my swearing redhead and exit the room. I have baking to do.
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"You're a bloody genius." Tseng looked up from his paperwork with an arched eyebrow. Since when did his co-superior compliment him? Oh, that's right…he got rid of his second biggest nuisance. So there was Sephiroth, standing in his door, complimenting him.
"I try, you know." he said, smirking a little. Sephiroth did his glide thing, entering the room and shutting the door with a little click.
"Zack's been pining, you know. He wants his friend back." He said with a grin to make even Shiva shiver convulsively. And Tseng knew then that he'd made his own devious matchmaker plans.
"All right, who's the one you're foisting Zack off on?" Tseng asked, smirking himself. He was getting cake later, he had every reason to be smug.
"Cloud. Little tird class with promise. And great big blue puppy dog eyes. Zacks almost head over heels. All he needs is a swift kick." Sephiroth said, settling on Tsengs desk.
"So…Superiors one, seconds zero?" Tseng asked lazily, leaning forward to drag the younger man down by his hair.
"More like two." Sephiroth purred, kissing him lazily. Tseng grinne back one he let him sit up.
"I'm free the rest of the day."
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I'm tired. Reno needed to shut up. Rude decided to break into my brain. And I want a nice long review for at least some little bit….'cause setting those six up was a fuckin' blast yo.
Love you all. FB's in the works.
