Woot! another drabble!!

yay!

Inspired by my friend Pauline!

Me- Hitsuruki is better

Paul- What did you say, Rin?

Me- nothing! never mind!

Paul- Right! like I'm going to believe you! you dork!

Me- Yes! I am the Queen of Dorks! hear me roar!

Paul- ...I'm waiting

Me- ...meow!

Paul- you idiot!

Me- see how mean she is to me?! and I wrote her a story for her birthday too!

Paul- just shut up and get on with your Hitsuruki story!

Anyway...onto the story whose characters I do not own


"Hey Rukia chan want to go out and drink tonight?" Matsumoto asked the overly worked out lieutenant of the thirteenth squad.

"Drink?! I'm sorry Matsumoto san not tonight" Rukia apologized with a sad face, she had too much work to do because her captain was always sick, she was always stuck with the paper work, not that she minded much

"Awww come on! please! Momo chan, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Renji, Shuuhei, and Kira are waiting at the bar! please!" Matsumoto begged with her big gray eyes watering,

"I'm sorry Matsumoto san but begging never works on me" Rukia dismissed the woman, the strawberry blonde knew that if Kuchiki Rukia had made up her mind it took A LOT to change her mind, if anything. When an idea stuck her, Matsumoto smirked like a cat about to pounce on a mouse,

"Rukia chan...come with me or else you'll regret it...deeply" she said in a dark tone which got the young Kuchiki's attention,

"Are you threatening me Matsumoto sa..." when purple eyes widened at the woman's very close bosoms,

"Come or your going to have to explain to my friends here" never has Rukia ever seen any human body part look so...dangerous before.

Rukia gulped, "I'll come just please...spare me" and in a flash the strawberry blonde's friends partly disappeared into her hakama.

"Good now LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!" the woman then pulled Rukia's shocked body from her seat by the low table and dragged her to the bar.

'WHY ME?!'


If one could see closely enough they would probably see Rukia's left eye twitch,

"What...is this?" spluttered all across the floor were the VERY drunk bodies of Hisagi Shuuhei, Kira Izuru, Madarame Ikkaku, Ayasegawa Yumichika, and Abarai Renji

"Ah! Rukia san! you made it!" Hinamori smiled with a light blush, she had drunk very little to none since Rukia made her appearance with Matsumoto, and it was clear on her face, for her eyes were clear of any glaze.

"Matsumoto I told you nobody else!" a male's voice sounded very annoyed at the grinning woman

"Oh! taichou! you're such a baby! it's your birthday! so relax! and besides it's Rukia chan! now it's going to be a real PARTY!" Matsumoto ran towards her captain with Rukia in hand, and forced the two to get real close

"Look! you two like each other already!" the woman grinned from ear to ear as the two ice wielders blushed like there was no tomorrow.

"Ma...Matsumoto!" Hitsugaya tried to make his voice sound as authorative as possible as his lieutenant only pushed the two closer together, making their chests touch each other

"Ahh!" Rukia let out a light squeal, as she felt the young captains hard chest press up against her own small chest, Rukia pushed away from the woman and jumped away before she was sure he could feel her heart pulse in her rib cage. Her face as red as a tomato

"Ah! I'm sorry!" she bowed and managed a proper apology as she was always taught, within the Kuchiki house hold.

"N..no it...I'm sorry" the young captain stuttered and turned his back on the raven haired girl before she could see his feverish blush,

'Her chest was so...soft!'

Hitsugaya automatically caught himself and shook his head, trying to throw away the thoughts he just had about the young Kuchiki.

'What the hell was that?!'

"Awww you two are so cute! I knew bringing Rukia chan was the right idea!" Matsumoto yelled from across the room as she waved a glass of sake high above her head, spilling some on the faces of the unconscious.

"Hey! what's the big idea?!" Renji woke with a start as he tasted sake all over his face,

"Wha...what happened?!" Kira then followed but as he woke his leg automatically lifted and kicked Ikkaku's bald head,

"What the hell?! who the hell did that?!"

"Shut up! you annoying man!" Yumichika woke then after from the noise,

"Umm Yumichika san...were you really out cold or just sleeping?" Hinamori asked a bit skeptical

"Why I don't know what your talking about Hinamori san" the prissy shinigami smirked, showing off his oh so beautiful teeth.

"Umm is this really a birthday party for you taichou...?" Rukia asked the white haired captain yet not really facing him, he blushed at her sudden voice pulling him back to reality,

"Unfortunately it is...Matsumoto just randomly decided to bring all these people here and drag me along, claiming this gathering was for me" the captain said with an exasperated tone,

"I see" she nodded and stood where she was when Renji saw her,

"Hey! Rukia! you're here too!" he waved up at his childhood friend and forced his body off the floor towards her,

"Having fun?"

"Haha well I don't really know how to have fun by drinking myself retarded" Rukia smirked at the bodies of the male shinigami,

"Hey it can be really fun! trust me!" he pointed to his chest, hoping it was in the right spot above his heart, when Rukia pushed his hand down until it reached his heart,

"Hahahhah right!" the red head blushed at his mistake as he scratched the back of his head in embarrassment but was joined in with Rukia's laughs,

Hitsugaya green eyes watched the two act familiar with each other as his eyes leaned towards the laughing shinigami, she looked completely normal now, her face no longer held that strong blush but a healthy color. When Hitsugaya couldn't help but let his eyes wander down the Kuchiki's body and onto her chest

'Damn it! it must be the sake! damn you Matsumoto!' he turned his head away with a blush across his face, before the woman left to get Rukia, she had spiked his drink with A LOT of sake that he got drunk from just one drink! he made his way towards his seat beside the laughing Hinamori, as Renji and Rukia soon followed.

"Matsumoto, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Hisagi, and you too Kira! are you all just going to drink or do you plan on doing something else tonight?" Hitsugaya asked with strong annoyance at the whole scene.

"Ahh! taichou don't worry! I have a plan!" and with that his lieutenant picked up an empty sake bottle and headed towards the already seated shinigami.

"We're going to play truth or dare!" everyone in the room gulped as the room temperature got drastically lowered.


Yay! the first chappy is done! now onto the second!

Paul- you dork!

Me- What?

Paul-...

Me- Silenced by my geniusness?

Paul- Sure... why not

Me- Just go back to your IchiRuki! Hitsuruki WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY! you just watch!

Paul- Over my dead body!