AN: I'm going to love writing this. Just so you know I don't mean to insault any Fan Girls out there or extreme Soul Eater fans. I am one myself and I think this will be a very funny story. Please enjoy it and reply. ^^
Soul ran down the hall making sure he had Maka's hand. Maka was running behind him terrified. They were one of the last ones to make it into
Shinigami's room in the DWMA. Everyone was there either shaking with fear or wondering making sure eveyone was there.
"We're here Shinigami-sama." Soul said to Shinigami out of breath.
"Maka! I'm so glad you're safe!" Spirit said hugging Maka. For once Maka actually hugged him back to have comfort from a family member.
"Glad to see you here. You didn't have trouble getting here did you?" Wes Evans said to Soul. Soul looked behind him at his brother.
"No. We ran here, besides I don't think they arrived yet." Soul said back.
"I think everyone is here. Did someone call the manager yet?" Stein asked.
"I'll do that now." Shinigami said writing a message in his mirror. It made started ringing and made rings the way it does when you usually call. Everyone was waiting for a face to appear on the mirror, but it stopped ringing.
"Is she not there?" Marie screamed.
"She's ignoring us!" Angela yelled on Mifune's back.
"Were never gonna make ith through two weeks!" Asura screamed. After he said that most of the people there started to freak out. Shinigami and Eibon were trying to gain control.
"Please. Calm down. Don't freak out." Shinigami tried to yell over everyone.
"There should be a good reason she didn't answer. We only called once. Stop screaming." Eibon tried to say over everyone. No one could hear them over all of their expression of fear. Shinigami and Eibon looked at eachother not knowing how to get their attention. It was so loud you couldn't even hear a door slam.
The blasts of gun shots soon filled the room. Everyone stopped and looke to where they came from. Their manager stood there with Azuza ,in gun form, in her hands. Everyone semi relaxed at the sight of her.
"I just walk in and you've all gone crazy already." she said letting Azuza turn back to her human form.
"You didn't answer your phone when we called." Kim said. The manager named Narumi took out her cell phone and checked her missed calls.
"I was already on my way here and you guys called once." she said lifting up her phone.
"The point is that you're here. Now do what you do best, Narumi." Eibon said. Narumi shook her head and went into her breif case. She brought out a check board a second later.
"First off, lets make sure everyone is here." She said clicking her pen.
"Main Trio! Maka Albarn, Black*Star, and Death the Kid!" she said checking them off.
"Main Weapons! Soul Eater Evans, Tsubaki Nakatsukasa, Elizabeth and Patricia Thompson." she checked them off once they said here. After she went through everyone she put her check board away.
"Alright we all know why we're here. Those who don't raise your hand." Narumi said in a stern voice. Tsugumi, being one of the new freshmen and new to the Soul Eater cast, raised her hand up.
"Since you may be new, would anyone like to tell her why we are here?" Narumi said gesturing to Tsugumi.
"Evey year. It happens..." Soul said. looking down so a shadow could cover his eyes.
"What happens?" she asked turning his way.
"Th-The. The Soul Eater Fan Club Convention!" Soul finally yelled crying into his brother's shoulder.
"Every Soul Eater character's worst fear." his brother said patting Soul on the back.
"The fan girls, I can still see them! I wake up in the night screaming." Soul said.
"The character pairings." Liz said in fetal position on the floor.
"Especially the gay pairings." Stein said with a disgusted look on his face.
"The contsant questioning of my gender." Crona said in fetal position next to Liz.
"It's horrible. The worst two weeks to live through. We never make it without Narumi's help." Noah said.
"Two years ago they tried to take Asura home with them." Blair said. Tsugumi looked at Narumi in amazement, and was now terrified for the next two weeks coming up.
"The plan this year is the same as last year, only this time we won't lock ourselves in the Death Room." Narumi said thinking of how last year people almost ate each other because she lost the key.
"I'm not going out there with those crazy people!" Black*Star yelled at her. She looked down at him, with her height being of Tsubaki's, with her eye brows raised up at him.
"So you want to stay locked up for another two weeks with Excalibur again?" she said in an agressive voice. Everyone in unison shouted no except for Excalibur.
"Fools! You should be happy to be in the same room as me!" Excalibur said on top of Narumi's head. She only looked up at him and took him off.
"That's very nice, Excalibur. Now as I was saying I think..."
"Why I mean, back when my legend began in the 12th century..." he interrupted.
"Hey! Listen up, unless you want to be attacked by fans." Narumi yelled getting annoyed.
"My fans have never attacked me, they must have read task number 459: Never violate my space. And task 782: Hugs are always permitted."
"That doesn't even make sense. You have to..."
"Fool! You must always praise Excalibur."
"But I..."
"Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United Kings! I'm looking for him! I'm going to California! Excalibur!"
"Listen to me! Why are you doing this?" Narumi yelled as he continued. The fact he wasn't listening go even more on her nerves.
"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH I CAN CLOSE!" she yelled.
"Narumi. You were saying?" The Black Mass said.
"Yes. Sorry. I think you guys can lives your normal live this year with a few safety drills. There isn't nearly as many as there was last year." she said calming down.
"What are the safety drills." Medusa asked.
"You know, 'If you are cornered by fan girls' and 'If a fan offers candy'and the most important 'If you are about to be raped by a fan'." Narumi said. The thought of being in all of those situations made everyone shiver.
"We have on night to get through all of this and I'm giving everyone a cell phone." she said getting a large box out her small breif case. She gave them the box and they passed it around grabbing the ones that had their names and prefered decorations on it.
"We meet here every morning before we go through our day and every night before we go to bed." she said. She looked at everyone in the room. Some had scared expressions on their face and some looked prepared and ready.
"Thus begins Operation Survive Soul Eater Convention."
