ok so this just came up in my head yesterday, while I was grounded (i'm steal grounded but know one is home;)) so now i'm putting it to the internet.

I did not make up these people

when katniss finds peeta

okay um you need to give me your under wear" said katniss

he he sure thing. I throw her my under I look at me dingaling. I was so hard. wow how did I not notice this. hey look at my dingaling, oh my precious is so al some, I bet you want some of it. then I stared to play with it.

back in disrect 12

"mommy, what is peeta doing?" said prim.

"well...he is... being a bad boy, yha, peeta is being bad. bad peeta." said miss everden.

at the backery

omg! peeta! you...your... where is the number to haymich?" said Mis. marlark.

beep boop beep ring ring

hello?

yes haymich, peeta's mother here, tell HIM TO STOP NOW!

ok don't yell at me woman! holy moly!

click

in the arena katniss prov

so I was working to get the dirt of and then a package came down. oooooo a package! than I read it

peeta your mother said stop or ELSE.

WTF!( ana, welcome to the family, have you seen the commercial?:))

"peeta you should reead this."

he read it and all the color drained from his face.

"um...we should g-g-go"

okay now for at the end were they anouced that only one person can go home. please enjoy.

"WTF! that is some BS!" said katniss.

"you should kill me katniss" said peeta.

"no no no! never going to happen" said katniss.

" come on just kill me!" said peeta.

"fine"

"yes!"

"ok peeta any last words?"

" yes I love you and F**K YOU MOTHER!"

in the capitoal

"(gasp)" said the audance.

"well than peeta, that that was suprising. am I right?" said Claudius.

" yes(grumbleing)" audience.

arena

"peter did you realy just say that?"

"yes.i've been wanting to say that for a while.

I hope you guys liked for bad grammar.