FANDANGLED NIBBLERS



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The name appeared in a review, thus, you KNEW it had to come to pass--

It is now a fic!! *GASP*

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Zidaine's Goldfish cowered in the peculiarly enormous inside of the small, pink, plastic castle which was nestled within the two-foot wide goldfish tank.

" IT CANNOT BE! "

A lice insect BUAHAHA'd as it jumped from Zidaine's hair, landing square inside the fishtank. A farmer appeared inside the fish tank, and sat down, pulling a guitar from his jock strap. "Traaaaaaaaailors for sale or rent.. rooms to let fiftyyyyy cents.. No phone,
no pool, no pets, I ain't got nooo cigarettes.. -- JUGGALUGS, JUGGALUGS.. HAVE A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDY HO.... "

The lice beast died a horrible, nasty death as the horrible, nasty farmer finished his horrible, nasty song. Suddenly, an evil, bearded demon princess named Wee-Wee poked her head from Zidaine's closet and, in a rough, masculine voice, said: " Ooh.. You're cute.. " Suddenly, once again, everyone was frolicking in fields of green, playing tye-dye guitars and tambourines.. But then, they had returned to the house. Zidaine left his ridiculousness-haunted room and moon-walked to the livingroom. Freya bound up to him, and said " Morning, Zidaine! "

Zidaine noticed her mysteriously enlarged ears, and this piqued his interest. " You really ARE related to Mickey Mouse, aren't you? " Freya exploded. Pieces of her hit the ground, and each jumped to the feet it wished it had, and yelled, "BUT MOMMY! " Until they, too, exploded.

Dagger walked slowly in his direction, and stopped as she neared him. She stared deep into his eyes, until he dashed forth, and embraced her.. Zidaine puckered his lips and leaned in for a kiss, and Dagger closed her eyes, making kiss noises, bringing a frog to Zidaine's lips. Zidaine planted a kiss on the Frog's head, and it croaked happily, jumping into his pants. Zidaine fell to the floor and died.

Dagger exploded.

Suddenly, nobody assumed that all the previous casualities had died. Freya stood from the white outlinings of each piece of her body, and made her way to the couch, and sat down, then throwing her holy lance at the television, throwing popcorn at a singing potato, which was ontop of the shattered set.

Suddenly, Neo walked in as Dagger and Zidaine stood up, and had FINALLY taken his prozac. He held out both of his hands, a pill in either one. He then said, casting important, wannabe-cool looks to each of them from behind his shades.. " Take the blue pill, you wake up in bed with a hooker who has AIDS. Take the red pill, you wake up in bed with somebody's parrot. "

Everyone contemplated Neo's words, when suddenly, they were all frolicking in fields of green again. Zidaine sat down in the green, green grass, tye-dye guitar in hand, and began to cry. Dagger made her way to Zidaine. " What's wrong? " She asked. Zidaine sniffled. "This fields of green thing.. it's.. it's so redundant! " He broke down once more, bawling.. Suddenly, they were all home again, and the frog jumped from Zidaine's pants. Zidaine ran outside, and took a whiff of air. " So fresh.. I love the outdoors.. " Suddenly, a rock flew at Zidaine's foot. He dodged it easily.

"HAHA! YOU MISSED! " He screamedin triumph. Then, a bear, a deer, an airplane, a car, a truck, a highway, a mansion, a chair, a table, three more chairs, a few antique plates, cups, bowls, a fire department, a police station, a raccoon, a butterfly, a piece of a fly's wing, a bee's nest, a volley ball, a basketball, a football, a baseball, a bat, a mitt, a snowman, a mountain, a cornflake, and some soggy cheeri-os fell on Zidaine. He died.

THE END