Metal Gear Ray fired its lazer cutter, and it was all like 'pew pew' but raiden was too fast like sonic because he was ninja running so Ray was all like "ah hells naw you can't just dodge my l;aser" and fired its guns all like ratatatatata and raiden was all "no way" and blocked the bul;lets with hisd sword because he was ninja running and it was wsuper and shit. So then he got close to the metal gear and started swiging his sword really really fast and stuff and it cut up all of rays armor and stuff. So then ray started trying to cover itself but it couldn't be casue it had not arnms. raiden stoped cutting and after pausing and staring at ray for a minute said breathlesly "I... I never realized how beutiful you were ray-chan" and Metal Gear Ray blushed and said "Oh raiden kun"
