Narrator: Hollyleaf on stage pleasse.

Hollyleaf jumps on stage and smiles at the crowd they giggle and yell: We LOVE YOU HOLLYLEAF!

Hollyleaf: Yo. I'm Hollyleaf little black she-cat. You might say, I'm trouble-sum. Not all the time I get naughty if I want too when I want too.

Crowd giggles and says: Aww. You have a mate right Hollyleaf? If you do who is he and why do you love him?

Hollyleaf giggles: Well ... my mate is Breezepelt the most sweetest tom around if you know what I mean when he 'lures' a female in you know I'm talking truth males!

Leafpool: HOLLYLEAF off STAGE NOW!

Hollyleaf gulps her mother's sudden rage now she looks back at the crowd: Nevermind my mother ... for now I guess?

Narrator: On with the show!

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As Hollyleaf walked today she was going to see Nightpaw about 'making love' to him and show him where kids come from. "Hmm...? Wha...? Who's there?" Said Hollyleaf, curiously now. "... Bitch ... fetch me dinner!" Said someone, she hiss's out of anger. "Dude I'm an Cat'Morph. So fuck you," Said Hollyleaf, pissed off now. "So? Just run in a bush and tackle me beautiful!" Said the mystery person. "Go screw yourself." Said Hollyleaf, annoyed. "... I would ... But ... I just want to be able to show love to you and fuck you," Said the mystery person. "Pervert." Said Hollyleaf, annoyed and looks in the bush and gets grabbed she ended up being rapped.

2 weeks passed

"MOM! I'M PREGNANT!" Yelled Hollyleaf, up the stairs. "WHAT THE FUCK?" Yelled Squrrieflight, angrily. "Sorry I got rapped last week, and now I'm expecting the rappiest's baby." Said Hollyleaf. "Hollyleaf! USE A DAMN FUCKING CONDOM!" Yelled Squrrieflight, angrily. "...Mom ... that reminds me ... Condom style! *Dances for no reason to the song*... Sorry ... couldn't help it ... Condom style! CONDOM STYLE! WA, WA, WAH!" Yelled Hollyleaf, trying to sing but breaks near by windows. Her brother runs down stairs, "What was that horrible noise I heard?" Said Lionblaze. "Uhh? That was me trying to sing DUH!" Said Hollyleaf. "That sounded like a dying racoon." Said Lionblaze.