Hey! Thank you everyone who reviewed on "Christmas with the Sharps", it really means a lot to me :3
Anyways, I had this idea yesterday to write a short, funny story on Deryn getting her period and Alek trying his best to help and understand her womanly ways XD. This is pretty much based off how I act when I get mine...like right now.
Umm, I guess this is happening right after the kiss. Ya know... sometime after that...
Disclaimer: I dont actually have to say anything, I mean, the "Disclaimer" explains it all...
Part 1: Grouchy Deryn, confused Alek
I walk into Deryn's cabin, only to be met with the sight of her pacing around the room and fuming. I have no idea what happened to her, but I am surely determined to find out. She looks up at me with fire in her eyes as I walk towards her.
"Ummm, are you alright, Der?" I tentatively ask.
"Do I look okay? And don't call me "Der", I am not yer barking pet!" She seeths, obviously upset at something. Bovril shifts on my shoulder and mutters something like "grumpy Deryn Sharp". I am utterly comfused. What could've happened to her?
"Alright", I say, "Please don't be mad at me, I am only trying to help. I want to know what is wrong so I can help you through it. I am really trying to understand what is happening with you, and you need to tell me so I can make it better."
She stormes over to me and says more calmly, "You can't help, I just have to wait for it to pass."
"Umm, wait for what to pass?" I ask.
"You dummkopf, I'm barkin' PMSing!"
"Wait, what is "PMS"?
Deryn exhales, looking like she was going to cry. "just, go talk to barlow. Apparently you dont know anything about the female's body, you daft prince." She still called me that, even after I traded my throne for her. I quickly ran out of her cabin, afraid of anymore of "Deryn's wrath". I walked up to Dr. Barlow's room, and swiftly rapped on the door.
"Ah, Alek, how are you?" Barlow said, opening the door.
"I, er...Deryn is acting really strange and grouchy, and she told me to come to you so you could explain."
She chuckled, knowing exactly what I didn't.
"Come in Alek. Come, have a seat. Would you care for some tea?" she asked as I sat down on one of her small couches.
"Um, no thank you. The only thing I'm here for is answers." And maybe a sedetive for Deryn, I thought.
"Alright," Barlow said, sipping her tea very lady-like in front of me. "Where do I begin? Ah, okay. Alek, how much do you know about feminine biology?"
I thought back to days with my tutor. My tutor had taught him many, many things, but only then did I realize that he hadn't taught me about the human body very much.
"No, actually. Sorry." I said cautiously.
"Well then, I believe it is time for a little lesson. Don't you, mister Ferdinand?"
After an extremely traumatizing health lesson, walked feebly back to Deryn's cabin. I have no idea how she is going to be acting now. Barlow told me that Deryn is just having mood swings, but I think that if I am caught on one of her swings again, I might not be able to handle it.
As soon as I walk throught the door, Deryn runs up to me crying. She hugs me tightly, then says something that shocked me so much.
"I love you, Alek!"
AN: I am soooo sorry I havent been able to update on "Christmas with the Sharps"! I did this to make up for it...don't hurt me...please? I promise it will be up soon! I am just extremely busy.
