CLOVES POV 'BRINNNGGG.. BRRRIIINNNGGG..BRRIIINNNNGG'

that is the first noise i woke up to this friday, which is the last day of school before summer! 60 whole days of freedom..

"Urghh you stupid god-damn thing.. shut the hell up" I say, and aggresively grab my alarm clock and chuck it at the wall. "Hey, hey, hey!"

Mum excalimed at me, all annoyed. "You know, that will be the fifth alarm clock you've broken.. THIS MONTH!" she also feels the insignificantly need to add to first sentence which i quite frankly don't give a fuck about. You see that's my attitude, my name is Clove VanRoberts and i am 16 years old. I live in sunny California, LA. I really don't give a fuck about anything. You see i drop the old F-bomb alot because that is how much i don't care.

"Sorry Ma, so anyway its the last day of school so you don't have to buy a new one for a whole two months" Mum walks out of the room totally unimpressed by my nadir attitude towards life. Sometimes i feel sorry for her, having to put up with me, but then i totally hate her sometimes and she has ruined my life by divorcing my Dad and she has this new partner, his name's Rick, and to be honest, he is the most boring person i have ever even met in my whole life and i am a pretty boring person myself.

All of a sudden my phone vibrates, thank god because i am in rage mode in my concience about the fact Glimmer and Marvel are now together. I have liked Marvel for 3 months now, and now my bestest friend in the whole entire universe is shagging him. Okay, so maybe this is a bitchy move of her, but it isn't at all.. I haven't even told Glim i like him.

CLO, R U AWAKE? GLIM. X

The text reads. I tap back a reply;

YES I AM VERY MUCH ALIVE THANKS GLIM. SEE U IN 30 MIN. CLO. X

a few seconds later my phones vibrating again.

MAKE IT 40. BAD HAIR DAY LMAO. GOT LOADS TO TELL U. ME N MARV HIT 2ND BASE YESTERDAY! GLIM. X

I quickly hit the home button at the top of my phone, close my eyes and deep breaths, and try to unsee that text that had KILLED MY GOD-DAMN EYES. Glim and Marvel, SECOND BASE? You had to be kidding me. She may as well be 16 and pregnant. I'm 16 and virgin. "Why don't you get a boyfriend?" Glimmer would always question me, and I would reply bluntly the same blunt reply each time. "Because i have small boobs, i am so skinny i would snap in half and they wouldn't want to even embrace me. Also i have an unnattractive attitude towards life and i don't look like Beyonce. That's why i am single."

Glimmer says i am a drama queen. I guess drama is better than a 4 inch black cock up your pipe every saturday. Glimmer used to be 'friends with benefits' with Thresh Mongoli. Mega superduper 100% EW, to this day it is my only defence mecanism towards her, and the fact my ass is super toned from doing my part-time job at the book store.

I walk over to my wardrobe and kick open the doors. I pick out a white peplum top and a black mini skirt both from Forever 21, and basically chuck it on. Then i go to my vanity and slap on some Mac and Bobbi Brown cosmetics and chuck them into my carry case.

"I got you something today" Mom says opening my door and WELCOMING herself.

"Ever heard of knocking?" I retort.

"Cheer up Clo, it's your last day of school! By the way me and Dad- Sorry Rick, are going to Salsa class tomorrow evening, and because it's the annual dinner you're coming too, and Celeste" She explains. Celeste is Ricks evil daughter, she's a massive stuck up snob, and totally spoiled by her father.

"So what did you get me?" I smile sweetly.

"Hey don't play sweet with me missy" She laughs and grabs my nose.

"I got you this 'Victorias Secret Pink' backpack thing. Celeste says they're nice so i got you one!" She shows me a parkly backpack with pink sequins all carefully sewn in, it looked like it costed a fortune.

"Mom oh my god, THANK YOU THANK YOU! It's amazing!" I squeal and hug her tight.