InsaneFoxLove: Hey guys! I changed my name from nalu4eves cause I felt it was a it'd bit cheesy :P So ya. This is my second fan fic! Yay! By the way if my name is to long, just call me Fox:) any way, this fic is about Naruto as a girl named Naruko and she lives with the Inuzuka's but only after she enters the academy and what not! XD

Naruto/Naruko: Why am I a chick!? I was happy as a boy!

Fox: because I said so I'm the author not you.

Kiba: come on Naruko! maybe as a girl you'll be better than that Uchiha bustard!

Naruko: Reely! that had better be the case!

Kiba: che! boy or girl, your always the same

Fox: all right Kiba, DISCLAIMER TIME!:)

Kiba: Fox does not own Naruto.


A six-year-old girl with golden hair tied up in pigtail's, whisker-like birth marks, shocking blue eyes, and insanely sharp canines, ran to the Hokage when she was called. Sarutobi Hiruzen was a kind old man who valued the girl as a granddaughter as Uzumaki Naruko loved the old man as a grandfather.

"You called, jiijii?" Naruko asked

"Yes I did my dear, I just wanted to clarify something."

"WhateveritisIdidn'tdoit! Ididn'tpullanyprankstoday!"

Hiruzen chuckled then said, "no my child, it's not that. I was wondering if you would like to leave the orphanage."

"WOULD I EVER! I've told you that place is a sorry excuse for a child daycare!" Naruko exclaimed excitedly.

"Good because I have asked Inuzuka Tsume if she would take you in, and she said that she would make you an honorary Inuzuka clan member with a nin pup and every thing. Accept the facial tattoos instead honorary clan members get the tattoos on the back of their hands. how does that sound?"

"THAT SOUND TOTALLY FREAKISHLY CRAZY AWSOME! I'll finally have friends! when am I leaving that hellhole you call an orphanage? eep sorry!"

"That is fine my dear, go pack your things and come back I'll have Tsume come to pick you up in in a bit."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THANKS JIIJII!" Naruko shouted as she ran out the door.


She ran to her room packed all her things then ran to the cafeteria, up the stage, and through her bag on the ground creating a loud bang that caught every ones attention and shouted, "TO EVERY ONE OF YOU BASTURDS, I'D LIKE TO SAY, FUCK YOU ALL AND I HOPE THAT YOU ALL ROT IN HELL! CAUZE I'M LEAVING THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A 24/7 DAYCAIR/HELLHOLE! NOT ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADED BITCHES EVEN TREATED ME AS A HUMEN! SO I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE AND I WISH YOU LUCK WITH YOUR SHIT FILLED LIVES! GOODBEY AND GOOD RIDENCE! THIS BITCH IS GONNA HAVE A HAPPY LIFE WITHOUT ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES IN IT!" After she finished her speech Naruko quickly grabbed her bag and ran for her life as the nuns grabbed anything they could and tried to beat the living hell out of the kid.


Wile Naruko made the most memorable speech in her life, Tsume arrived at the Hokage's office.

"So the girl was happy?" she asked

"My dear Tsume, happy doesn't begin to explain it. If I know Naruko, she is probably telling the hole orphanage exactly how she feels. and now she's running from a mob of angry nuns...3...2...1"

BANG!

"Sorry I'm late I was telling that sorry excuse for an orphanage exactly how I felt and was chased allover town by a mob of angry nuns" Naruko explained.

"It's fine my dear. this is Tsume, the-"

"OH MY GOSH! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! Wow your even prettier than I imagined! oh sorry Jiijii I kinda got ahead of my self. ehehe."

the Hokage, who was amused with the child's antics, replied, "It's fine Naruko I understand."

"Well that was the best first impression any one's given me. I have a feeling that you will fit right in. being loud, rambunctious, and skilled at flattery. I have a feeling that that's not all you skilled at."

"You got that right, Inuzuka-chan"

"Please call me Ma" she said with a smile.

"Hia Ma!"

"Good now lets get you settled in, and everything else!"

"I'm finally gonna have a family!" Naruko said with a smile brighter than the sun. The Inuzuka clan head smiled at that and they left without the Hokage's dismissal.


Fox: Ok ya I know it's short and all but I promace that in the next chapter will be longer!