The Four Swords FanClub

Disclaimer: I do not own anything The Legend Of Zelda Related.

Gather around everyone, time for Princess Zelda to tell her tale. Now most-if not all-of you have heard the Legend of the Four Sword, right? For those of you who haven't here's a quick recap. The Four Sword had once sealed away a 'monster', named Vaati. Now you all know him, right? The purple Minnish (Picori as most people call them) with lavender hair, ruby-red eyes, and dresses in violet robes. Then through the power of his mentor's wishing cap became a Hylian. However, after insanely trying to take over Hyrule, after the cap made him go power hungry, his wish for 'more power' turned him into a one-eyed monster. Link-everyone should know this kid, right? He's famous!- sealed Vaati away in the Four Sword. After what Legends say was centuries later-although really it was only about a year (somebody *coughzeldacough* messed up the translation)- Vaati broke free of the Seal after another kid-also named Link- drew the Four Sword and split into four people to rescue Princess Zelda-again a new one (don't ask me why they all have the same names each time, I have no clue)-and the six maidens from Vaati... again. If you don't know what happened there, someone by the name of Akira Himekawa made Japanese comics, a.k.a. manga, of the whole thing. They've also done Ocarina of Time-Child Saga, Ocarina of Time-Adult Saga, Majora's Mask, Oracle of Seasons, Oracle of Ages, Four Swords Part 1, Four Swords Part 2, The Minnish Cap, and A Link To The Past. Now any of you who have read the manga and played the game, you'll know that Four Swords Adventures-the game-, and Four Swords-the manga-are completely different from each other. The true story lies within the manga. Those of you who haven't read it really should. Wonderful book. Anyways, you all know that the four Links-Green, Red, Blue, and Vio- returned the Four Sword at the end of the manga, Sealing away Ganondorf and Vaati and becoming one original *coughgreencough* Link, right? And Shadow Link 'sacrificed' himself at the end, right? Meaning Red, Blue, Vio, Shadow, Vaati, and Ganondorf would all be gone,... right? Well... what would happen if a new Villain attacked Hyrule? What if Link had to pull out the Four Sword again? What if it freed Ganondorf and Vaati again? What if Shadow Link wasn't really dead, but trapped inside the Dark Mirror? What if-

"Link met a new hero? Or should I say Heroine... from Michigan... from Flint... who dresses in sky blue... with blue rainbow 'speed wings'...and runs around barefoot... with brown hair...and ocean blue eyes?" an annoying voice finished for the narrator. Rissa?

"Yes?" she asks.

I know what you're implying, and no you're not in this story, so shut up!

"Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!" Rissa says.

Shut. Up.

"Rissa, who is she?" another voice asks.

"And what's her problem?" Yet another.

Who's there with you?

"My cousin, Alana, (who spoke first), my cousin, Natie, (who spoke second), and my brother, Greg, (who is sitting on the basement guest beds, silently spacing out). Why?"

What?

"Well... Alana and Natie aren't actually here, I'm using the video chat equipment I...umm...'borrowed' from you. Greg's sitting on the bed like a zombie. Me thinks he's asleep," Rissa answers.

"Hello," Alana calls annoyed from the computer screen.

"Oh! Yeah! Sorry! Lana, Naties, this is my friend, Zelda. Zelda these are my cousins, Alana and Natie," Rissa says, "And my bro Greg there is asleep...I think."

Then she adds "BTW Zels why are you narrating? That be my job!"

Because this is my story, and I don't gotta screw around with quotation marks, AND I REPEAT you are not in this story.

"You still haven't answered my question," Natie snobbily reminds everyone.

I'm just... I'm havin' a bad day m'kay!

"Guys, I gotta go," Rissa turns back to her cousins, "Bye, love ya, see ya later."

"Bye, love ya too," they say as the screen goes blank.

Rissa snaps her fingers in front of her brother.

Nothing.

"Greg, get up. I know you're awake and I know you heard that. Now get up and leave! Zelda and I have to talk about girl stuff!"

"What kind of girl stuff?" he asks.

Rissa whispers something in his ear.

"I'm out," he leaves.

"Bye," Rissa shouts to him as he goes upstairs.

"PEACE!" he shouts dumbly back to her.

"Okay... now that he's gone-"

Yes! You know the real reason of why I'm so crabby! It's giving me a headache. And driving me insane! I thought this fan fiction writing was supposed to be relaxing and make the headache go away!

"It does," Rissa simply says, "When you do in a nice quiet place all alone."

Zelda glares at Rissa through her video chat screen.

"Okay, okay, I'm leavin', I'm leavin'," Rissa says.

The screen shuts off.

"Well, excuuuuuse me, princess," Rissa says to herself.

As she starts to walk away a text message appears on the screen.

I Heard That.

P.S. Txt bck L8r 4 full fanfic.

O.K.

Rissa types back as she leaves.

"Stupid 'video games are real and I can't even tell my family' secret!"


'Just another normal day, in our apartment' Aqua thought.

There was a wolf in the room above them, sewing machines and stitchers making costumes for cosplay in the apartment next to them, a pair of saddled wild boars in the front yard, and her sister Sunny running around the kitchen, screaming her brains out because the newspaper lit on fire from her sticking it in the toaster.

'Yep, just another normal day.'


Aqua was a 13-year-old girl. Despite her age, she and her four sisters rented out an apartment all on their own. This was because a few years back her supposed 'aunt and uncle' took in the five of them and paid for them to be in the apartment next to them.


This was because her parents had illegally sold designer brand clothes from other countries as cheap knock off fakes in America. They were heavily fined and thrown in jail. Normally this wouldn't have been a problem for them because all the clothes they sold had made them rich, but that money was obviously no longer around. So with their parents in jail, the police tracked down their Aunt Zelda and their Uncle Kevin. They had almost turned them down and put them in an orphanage, saying that their one daughter-also named Zelda-was enough. However, when their relatives saw them they both had a look of shock on their face. Kevin had pulled his wife into a separate room and had a long talk with her in a language none of them could understand. Kevin, they thought was actually pretty good looking. He had clean suntanned skin. Dark blonde-almost brown-hair. Crystal clear blue eyes that looked almost animal like. They could tell he was very muscular even under his 'Don't make me go Zelda on you' shirt and white jeans. A pair of white sneakers completed his casual look. There Aunt was also very pleasing to the eye. Her brunette hair was extremely long, and was tied back in a pony tail. She had sharp blue eyes and paler skin. She wore a plain white dress with frills at the bottom that made it look like a ball gown. White high-heels and a black purse had complimented the dress nicely. Two large silver hoop earrings ran through her ears. Their ears, however, were the creepy part. Instead of tiny, rounded, lobed, ears of a human, they had long, pointy, lobeless ears that almost made them look... Hylian. However, the five of them shook it off as Savannah, the eldest of the group snapped her fingers in front of them and quietly said "huddle!"

Sunny was the first to speak up, "Oooooooooh, we may be getting adopted!"

"We may be," Aqua reminded her.

"Well let's try to keep our hopes up," Savannah glared at Aqua, "No need to be pessimistic about it."

Aqua had always hated that about her sister. Just because she was the oldest-by one year, 14-she thought that also leader. Well... she wasn't exactly the oldest, there was always...

"I'd hate to say it Vanny, but Aqua's right," it was Luna who had spoken up. Luna was Savannah's twin-Savannah was older by five minutes-, however they looked nothing alike. They were fraternal twins.

Savannah always wore her favorite color of green. She had short-ish blonde hair and bright blue eyes. She was very brave, confident, and very athletic. Her skin was well tanned from constantly being outside. She could work well with almost anyone and stuck with her true friends. Savannah believed in inner beauty and rarely wore make-up.

Luna, however, was a different story entirely. Luna was a typical 'Goth Chick' as Aqua called it. Luna had blue eyes as well, however hers were icy and cold. Her skin was pale as she didn't get out very much, especially not in the summer. Her coal black was long. Very long. It came down to her waist. Sometimes she would take half of a day to sit and brush it out. She often covered her face in eye shadow and mascara. Dark red lipstick normally graced her lips. She always dressed in black with lots of jewelry. Luna's nails were almost always painted black. She was athletic like her sister, but she was also very sneaky. Despite all this her sisters knew her heart was in the right place. A couple of times she had sabotaged her parents fake sales. Whenever they asked her if she ruined the sale all she would say is "no," and turn her icy eyes even more distant with an expression that would make anyone want to stalk off pouting. When her sisters asked Luna would say "No, I didn't sabotage a sale. I sabotaged a mockery of fashion." Even though her parents had hundreds of fake designer brands, Luna and her sisters had made a pact. They would not wear their parents fake clothes or use their fake money. Each sister would find jobs. Whether it be walking dogs, washing cars, or cleaning store windows. Each girl would then use that money for school supplies, clothes, food, and luxuries. As it turns out they could make a lot of money this way. They also got several gifts from their friends. Therefore they had a lot of neat stuff, despite their whole parent's scheme.

"Well why don't we figure that out?" Sunny broke Aqua's thoughts.

"Yeah..." Luna said, getting a sneaky smile, "Why don't we?"

"Wanna try to figure out what they're saying?" Savannah asked, almost reading her thoughts.

Her twin nodded.

"Sounds like a plan, then," Savannah said, and dismissed the group by shouting, "BREAK!"

They rushed to the door and put there ears to the wall. They could hear everything, but understand nothing.

"Excuse me," a girl had walked up to them.

She seemed to be Zelda and Kevin's daughter, meaning she was their cousin Zelda.

She had on a plain white dress with light blue wave markings at the bottom. Her white socks were laced and she wore brown loafers over them. Her skin was the same tone as her mothers. Her eyes were a serene blue. It seemed blue eyes had run in their family. All of the sisters had blue eyes as well. What gave her away most, however, was her long, pointy, lobeless ears.

"Yes?" Sunny asked.

"Would you happen to be my cousins?"

"You Zelda?" Luna asked, putting on her Boston accent.

"Yes," she said, curtsying, "I am Zelda Raiti Hyrulia."

"I'm Savannah," Savannah introduced herself, then motioned to her left, "That Sunny, Aqua, and Terra," then to her right, "And that's Luna."

"Wachenenka," she curtsied again, seeming to speak the same language of her parents.

"Hi!" Sunny smiled warmly.

"Yo!" Aqua flashed a peace sign. Normally Savannah would have slapped her for that, but this time she didn't seem to care.

"Hey," Terra said calmly.

"Wut up, Cuz?" Luna made rocker signs with her hands.

She got a weird look from Zelda.

"What's up, cousin," Luna tried to explain.

Zelda grew even more confused.

"It-uugh," Luna facepalmed herself.

"It means 'Hi!'," Sunny explained.

Zelda nodded, slowly taking in each girls' appearance.

Savannah was in her green T-Shirt with a silver star in the middle. Blue-Green jeans and socks and sneakers. Her blonde hair dangling out of a green baseball cap, a silver star embroidered on the brim.

Luna had on a black T-Shirt, black sweatpants, black socks, and black sneakers. Her fingernails (and toenails) were polished black. Dark red lipstick was expertly put on, along with deep blue eye shadow, and some mascara.

Sunny had on a pink minidress, and pink leggings underneath. Laced white socks appeared under her pink velcro shoes. Her sunny blonde hair came down slightly past her shoulders. A pink baseball cap with an identical silver star embroidered on the brim was on her head. A red ribbon which seemed to have previously tied her hair together was now wrapped around her wrist. Sunny's warming blue eyes seemed to be smiling at their cousin. She seemed younger than the rest.

Aqua was in a blue T-Shirt and sweatpants. The same silver star was on this shirt as well. Unlike her sisters, Aqua had messy brunette hair, about the same length as Sunny's. Her entire face, including her eyes, was plastered with a bored expression. She shifted her blue and white sneakers, hiding her bleach white socks. She toyed with the see-through blue bracelets around her wrists, three on each. Jammed into her pockets was a blue baseball cap again with the silver star on the brim.

Terra had a purple T-Shirt and darker purple jeans. Again with the silver star. She had lavender socks with lavender and white sneakers. Her hair was also brown, but only came to about where Savannah's was. Her blue eyes seemed to be scanning Zelda. A quick glance to the side revealed a black and a purple baseball cap, each with a silver star on them.

"I suppose you are wondering as to what my mother and father are saying?" Zelda asked.

The girls nodded.

"Then allow me to be of assistance," she said as she stepped towards the door.

All girls listened. Sunny asked "Hey, Zelda. What does wachenenka mean anyways?"

"It means 'hello'," she said as she looked at Luna.

"Oh," Sunny said.