Glitch

"Man, there's nothing on," Edd groaned, pushing the large, red button as the television went to static for a moment before another advertisement for Coke played.

"We could go to the mirror maze!" Matt suggested, his face full with hope. Despite their past hundred responses, Matt hoped that Tom and Edd would finally give in and go.

"NO," Tom and Edd flatly said as another commercial played on the television.

"Are you bored?" the announcer asked.

"Yeah," the trio responded.

"Are you sitting on your couch doing nothing productive at all?"

"Pretty much," Tom shrugged.

"Do you long for an adventure?"

"Yeah!" Edd exclaimed, getting a bit bouncy.

"Well then, buy your IRL TV Remote today! The IRL TV Remote lets you go into your television and be a character in your favorite TV show! Satisfaction mainly guaranteed! Order by calling 555-555-555! It's totally a real number!"

"Whoa…" the three cooed.

"SideEffectsMayIncludeBeingStuckAndNeverGoingBackToReality,LosingYourSanity,Ebola,CoughingUpLargeAmountsOfBlood,Dehydration,DisapearingIntoKnowhere,Death,and Pregnancy," the announcer added quickly before Edd turned off the television.

"Let's buy it!" Matt grinned, throwing his arms into the air while Edd started dialing the number."

"That's a funny prank," Tom giggled before taking another swig of alcohol from his flask.

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