AN Aight peeps, i rarely talk to y'all thru author notes, but now i have a small request. Send four words to me thru reviews
I'll build random crackfics of them. Any words. M'kay? So today we have...Cats, dogs, dirt, circus...not hard, is it? Jus' 4 words. Here we go.
Ash sang stupid songs when Dirt Circus kicked his mic then farted his face which caused Ash to laugh so hard that it killed Dirt Circus, his corpse became a bunch of cats eating dog piss with clown livers slathered in circus dirt and salsa while Brock farted in the face of suicide, which was in fact a filthy, crossdressing dirt cat. From dog circus.
A cat named Dog mated Ash's jeans which enraged May so much she bit dog but dog was a Cat, so Dog was pissed now.
Dog slapped May, who giggled.
Dog reminded himself to castrate himself later.
Elmo is a cunt! Hahaha! Ahem...
Dog became a god and May laughed maniacally as she rapidly slaughtered demon clowns, bouncing on a pogo stick made of cats and dogs. Dog the god launched vicious thunderbolts made of tortured screams at May's left cornea, but she had Volt Absorb. Pussybloke flap flap. It made her stronger so she grew wings of electricity and flew right into Dog the god's anus. Forming her wings into a massive thundercock, she fucked Dog hard, the orgasm knocking him up instantly! He gave birth to an evil CatDog who pummeled mammoths into submission, shat upon the Guinness Record Book, ate a dirt dog then laughed! Hahahaha! Laugh with him!
The evil CatDog got fucked by a crowd where dog circus and cat-dogs fought for no reason at all. This caused the god of circus to fight with god of dirt, and god of cats flirt with dog of Gods.
Dog the god and May understood they're made for each other, for both like vanilla and discussing existential topics. They nonsensically screamed in each other's faces then gamboled into sunset, which they ate. Eat circus and fuck dirt, boys and girls.
