I don't own Alice in Wonderland or any of the characters or terms.

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"It begins with an F

And it's my favorite thing

If you can guess it right, congratulations! You win

I could do it all day

And surely all night

It takes time and practice to do it just right

You must be supple

And know all the right moves

Don't be shy to move your body to this popular groove

I do it at parties

I do it with friends

They say I'm so good they wish it never ends

They love to watch

When I really get going

It's tough to say no so I get to the showing

I've done it with many

And I have no regrets

But there is one person I like to do it with best

Her name is Alice

And she's getting quite good

I'd do it with her constantly if she told me I should

If you think that you've got it

That you've heard enough chatter

This is only the beginning so listen to this hatter

At first it will be hard

And it can get rather sweaty

But no need to worry, I know that you're ready

It is very addicting

I feel you must know

It just feels so good you will never want to slow

So what is your guess?

To this rather long riddle

If you get it right I'll show you a little"

By this time, everyone's faces were quite red and they were all staring at the hatter with various levels of shock. Tarrant looked back at them all sitting around the tea table. At the March Hare, Nivens, Mally, Alice, the Tweedles, Chess, and a few other guests from the forest, all still looking rather startled.

He tipped his head to the side a bit. "Can no one guess it? I thought it was quite easy," he said with uncertainty.

At this, Mally slowly stood up from her place on a napkin and took some very unsure steps until she was standing directly in front of Tarrant. She motioned for him to lean down so she could whisper into his ear. She quickly said something that none of the others could hear, but could all guess at by the way Tarrant's own face turned ten times redder than any of theirs.

Quickly pulling back he shouted, rather flustered, "Mally! How could you even suggest …" he looked at the others whose faces were still tinted. "All of you?" They all quickly looked away, confirming his suspicions. Growing redder by the second, hatter shot from his seat spluttering, "Futterwacken! The answer is futterwacken!"

None of them looked up, for they were all ashamed of their dirty minds.

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First fic! Hope you enjoyed