Authors note: Started reading fan fiction last week (love it), first attempt at writing one. Please reviewany comments or suggestions appreciated. First installment of several (hopefully), enjoy!

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A JOB TO BE DONE

Morisson walked through the doors of devil may cry "pfft, it looks like shit in here as usual. Dante…Dante… DANTE WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!"Shouted Morisson. "I picked you up a pizza" continued Morrison in an annoyed tone.

Dante poked his head out of his bedroom looking pissed off. "Damn cant a man get a little rest every now and then?" Sighed Dante.

"Dante you lazy bastard its 3:00 in the afternoon." Morisson chided.

"Well what can I say I guess I'm just beat to hell." Dante said with a smirk.

"Right you haven't worked in weeks, I can see how you would be right out strait". Morisson countered back.

Dante walked down the stairs towards Morisson, kicking old pizza boxes and clothing out of his way as he went. "So breakfast in bed eh Morisson, what's the catch?" This tricky bastard is up to something thought Dante.

"Stop giving me the fish eye Dante I'm only here because I have a little job I thought you might be interested in."

"Oh ya?" said Dante with a raise of his eyebrow.

Morisson lit up a cigarette took a long puff and blew the smoke in Dante's direction. "ya the pay is good the moneys guaranteed and there's a chance it might turn into a long-term kinda thing. We all know you could use the steady income." remarked Morisson.

"Hmm" Date said with a board expression on his face, "so what's this job entail?" The demon killer asked with a roll of his eyes.

"Well think of it as a bodyguard/babysitting gig." Commented Morisson.

"WHAT! No way, I don't like kids! Their all brats, more trouble than their worth." Snorted Dante with a laugh.

"That's not true Dante what about the last time you did a little body guarding and babysitting." asked Morisson with a slight smile to his lips.

Dante let out a loud slow sigh and just for a moment a faraway look flickered across his half-breed eyes. "Damn Patty that little brat I wonder how she is doing? It's been years since I have heard anything about her." Flashes of big blue eyes and a trusting smile seeped into his mind's eye.

"Patty sure was a little fire cracker, wasn't she?" Mused Morisson.

"Yep and far too cute for her own good." said Dante with a little twinkle of amusement in his eye.

"So you miss her a little bit, can't help but wonder what the kids up to, is that about right Dante". Morisson said with an air of ironic teasing in his voice.

"So what if I do." said Dante while cramming a slice of pizza in his mouth.

"Well now Dante it must be your lucky day because Patty is the very one who needs the babysitting." Said Morisson with a smile on his face.

"Get Lost Morisson you must be joking" Laughed the man with a mouth full of pizza.

"Nope" Morisson replied.

"Anyhow Patty must be around 15 or so now, too old for a babysitter." Dante remarked.

"She just turned 18." Morisson explained

"Wow where the hell have the years gone? Brat got all grown up. Even more reason why she wouldn't need a babysitter." Said Dante.

"How about a bodyguard." Said Morisson with a serious look on his face.

"I'm listing." Said Dante as he picked a pool cue making ready to take a shot.

"Well Dante as you know Patty's mother Nina is a decedent of the sorcerer Allen Lowell." Morisson said taking another drag of his cigarette

"Ya how could I forget." grunted Dante.

"Well hold on to your hat for this one kid… Two years ago while Nina was researching Patty's fathers family history, Nina discovered that Patty's great-grandfather was a demon." Morrison reviled.

"WHAT!" Dante exclaimed with a rare look of shock on his face.

"Ya I know crazy right. Apparently Patty's great-grandfather was a higher ranking demon who raped Patty's great-grandmother. From what Nina could piece together Patty's great-grandfather Moretiff was killed by a stronger demon years ago over some internal demon feud. Both Patty's grandfather and father were killed relatively young before they showed signs of significant demon ability's. Their deaths were also the results of continued vengeance over the same feud." Explained Morisson.

"Damn bastard demons fight amongst themselves more than humans do." Mused Dante.

"Tell me about it." Said Morisson while puffing his cigarette.

"So patty's got a trace of demon blood in her and this makes her a target for those demon shitheads still holding a grudge." Dante said while making a shot in the corner pocket.

"That's part of it" said Morisson with a fatigued look in his eye.

"Damn there's more" sighed Dante.

"Well ya see there are some demons who want to see patty dead because of the feud. But there are other demons who have other thoughts about what to do with her." Said Morisson.

"Like what?" growled Dante feeling concerned for Patty

"Its like this Dante, Patty has some demon blood in her from her dads side and she also has the blood of the sorcerer Allen Lowell coursing in her veins from her mom's side." Morisson paused to light another cigarette. "The thing is Dante, Patty has the possibility of reproducing a powerful addition to the demon world." said Morisson flatly.

Dante was completely at a loss for words.

"Dante Patty's got demons who want to kill her and demons who want to rape her, she needs help real bad. You're her best chance." Remarked Morisson.

Dante just stared, his mind in a in a far away and horrible place. Images of poor Patty being torn to pieces or worse yet being raped and impregnated by one of those sick sons of bitches.

"Dante" Morisson said loudly as he waved a hand in front of the demons slayers face. "SNAP OUT OF IT!" Yelled Morisson.

SNAP! Dante blinked he was back holding a broken pool cue in his powerful hands.

Jesus Dante, thought Morisson. "So can I count on you to help Patty or what?"

"Ya, man I'm in, I needed a good workout anyway" Dante said with a smug smile on his face, although his eyes showed worry.

"Good" Morisson said with a nod of his head. "I think it is best for Patty to stay here with you. She's going to need twenty four hour guarding. You should probably get Lady and maybe even Trish in on this one."

"That won't be cheap." said Dante

"Don't worry about it, Patty's mother was pretty comfortable to begine with and now shes married to some big shot lawyer. Money won't be an issue."

"Good." remarked Dante flatly.

"You need to start walking the beat, figure out just who and how many demons are after patty." Said Morisson.

"Right" said Dante with a nod.

"Patty will be here Friday afternoon. " Said Morisson.

"Todays what, Sunday?" Asked Dante.

"It's Wednesday you lazy bastard." Morisson said in a disgusted tone.

"Wow guess I been hitting the bottle pretty hard lately, buy hey you know what they say time fly's when you're having fun!" Smirked Dante.

"You have about a Day and a half to clear out a space for her and buy some food, this job might take some time." Said Morisson.

"Well that's just great, I'm a maid, cook, and a babysitter. Where the hell am I going to find the time to track and kill those demon pricks?" Griped Dante.

"Like I said call in the girls in on this one. See you Friday Dante." With a tip of his hat Morisson walked out the door slamming it behind him.

"Asshole" Muttered Dante. He looked around Patty's going to have a shit fit when she sees the mess in this place, he thought with a smile.