Chapter One

Everything, everyone of them, every day, being with them. Made me sick. Tired, annoyed and having to be constantly tired. Thanks to them, I'm now a guardian of fun. It's amusing because I am the complete opposite. And it was all because of that Nightmare King.

After a welcome/congratulation party I quickly excused myself and left the others to drink while I flew to Pitch's liar. My expression blank as I zoomed into each room, not surprised to see him laying in a huge kingsize bed with black silk covers. He jumped, trying to cover the fear in his eyes as I froze the room from all corners.

Then shook my head in anger before letting out a humourless laugh.

"Thank you Pitch, I couldn't thank you any more than this!" Faster then the blink of an eye, an icicle sharper than anything shot through his arm from the ground. I nodded to his screams waiting for him to quiet down.

"WHY?!" I stopped short and shot him an icy glare, stomping towards him as the warm pool of blood covered my feet. "Why?"

Doing it again, send an icicle into his other hand. "Maybe because I would have never been part of the guardians, or people in that matter!" The icicle binding both of his arms sprouted higher and higher, lifting him a few feet off the floor. His eyes were wide as his whole body shook in pain. Blood everywhere, painting the colourless snow around us in red roses.

"Tell anyone about this Pitch, I'll show you how an immortal dies." His eyes widen further if possible. With a nod, the snow and ice was gone. He fell to the floor panting as he tried to clutch his arms by hugging himself. "Don't let me see you again, Pitch."

With that, I flew off.

The winds took me to my hide out, not the lake. It was the South Pole, deep under the frozen ice was my home. With some shards of mirror I was able to sine light into my little home. I modelled it to look like a one room apartment from a high class building, it had a bathroom and kitchen, getting power from my own source of magical everything run perfectly. Like snow, there was no colour. Everything, except for the food, was either white, clear or ivory. Not touching the floor I made it into the shower. Cool water fell over me as I stripped my stained sweater and pants, red ribbons flowed into the drain.

After changing into an ivory vneck shirt and black skinnies, no shoes or socks, I went to take some pain relievers and then took off for Norths. I didn't want to go, but if I didn't then they would come to me and I can't have them finding out about me.

"Hey everyone!" I smiled as I saw them lounging in the sitting room, it was the day after. Not my fault if flying wasn't really that fast from going to one side of the earth then going across the world. Everyone either nodded or croaked a hello. Not to mention the smell, I wanted nothing more than to spat at them at how disgusting they were.

"Good morning Jack, why you didn't stay for party?" North asked looking a little better then most, all I can say was that the giant rabbit was the most sober.

"I had snow to spread in all winter season places, plus, you guys would have too much fun." I smirked as they smiled at my arrogance.

"Okay then, nothing much to say so I'm going to sleep for whole day, see you another time." North said tiredly. Stretching before getting up to his feet.

"Me too, my head hurts." Tooth flew towards the window as she had some of her fairies escort her. Sandy nodded, already half asleep, and floated off to where ever needed dreams.

Well, seems I'm not needed here. Before I can leave Bunny cleared his throat reminding me of his presence. He was probably the last person I wanted to see. The guardian of hope. How sickening. Honestly, I disliked the spirit, but nevertheless, showed him more affection as I didn't want to show him my hatred for him.

"So Jack, mind helping me prepare for next Easter?" He asked looking non-chalant. But I knew he felt guilty for the fiasco when it was decided I'd become a guardian. I sighed, he probably won't stop until we become best buds or something. How unpleasant.

"Sure!" I did my best to smile.

When he finished spreading out his plate he explained how the eggs should look bright and happy. How to delicately stroke the brush over the egg and swirl. And what colours would match and mix perfectly together.

"Got that? Oh? It'd be best to roll your sleeves up-" "before I can slap his hand away he froze at the red lines on my arms. Some darker and other fading, straight and across.

"Jack... Wh-" "it's none of your business." I shot out as I stood and walked away while pulling my sleeves down.

"Jack! Why did you do that?" He was angry now. Spinning on my heel so we were inches from each other.

"I'll tell you, if you don't tell the others. And as a bonus, I'll throw in myself." Forming ice under his feet so he'd fall onto his back. Sitting on his lap, I began to strip my clothes off. His trail of words dying out as his eyes trailed along my slender body. Pale and smooth , not a scratch in sight except for the ones on my arms. Soon I turned around so my butt was in front of his face and his half erect member stood in front of me.

"Bloody hell!" He hissed as I licked the tip. Slowly getting it hard, so it now stood tall and proud. Minding the teeth I took him as far as I can in my mouth, giving one good suck before pulling away.

"You won't be able to push in if you don't prepare me." I muttered before continuing. His burning hands hesitantly caress my bottom. I shuddered as his tongue licked, slowly and unsure, over my little rosebud. He continued while I licked his member, covering it with saliva. After he was lube up, I couldn't help but shudder he continued to lick further inside me.

Panting I turned around, with a hand on his chest as I tried to balance myself I used my other to hand to help me enter me. I started to pant harder in pain because he was huge and pleasure as he would brush against my prostate. Bunny on the other hand would grab harder onto my hips, possibly leaving a bruise.

Ack, he was in deep, so deep. "Hah!" Making it harder to move, I felt like I was ready to come. Bunny look close too. Clenching my eyes shut I lifted my hip slowly before sitting back down.

"Ahh! Hah.." Sparks went off behind my lids as a lightning of pleasure shot through my spine. My body trembled as I continued to move, bunny began thrusting up faster and harder. My mind went blank as I focused on the fullness and the burning heat. Hitting my prostate with every thrust, making me cry out in pleasure. My back stiffening as I came closer and closer to the edge. Bunny, grabbing my member, started pumping and thrusting harder.

"Ah! Bu-Nnn! Don't-!" I came into his hand as he shot his load deep inside me. I shivered at the uncomfortable warmth that sat inside me.

With a last shudder as I carefully pulled him out, I crawled over his head and grabbed my clothes. My legs and arms trembled with every movement. The warm stickiness was uncomfortable as his semen began to slowly seep out of me. "You could have held back, it's been a while for me." I said pulling my clothes on. "Oh, and I have depression, amusing isn't it? The guardian of fun with depression."