Title: Why no fan girl could be with Bakura
Rating: T
Genre: General/Humor
Summary: A little interview with Bakura of why no fan girl could be with him. Drabble.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own YuGiOh
Notes/Warnings: Slight fan girl bashing
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Why no fan girl could be with Bakura
"Ahem, welcome back everyone!" DIS exclaimed, bowing. "It is I, the great author, DIS!" The audience gave a collection of snorts, rolling their eyes.
"(--) Alright, alright, I get your point." She cleared her throat and turned to their guest with a polite look. "Today we have the one and only Tomb Robber of Ancient Egypt from the anime series, YuGiOh – Bakura." The audience gasped and the girls swooned as the very hot tan Egyptian glanced around casually, smirking. DIS grinned, clasping her hands eagerly. Indeed, this should be an interesting interview. "How are you doing today, Bakura?"
"Well, I lost all my money in that stupid card game, poker, last night." He frowned and a caption arrived on the screen below him, "We may receive technical difficulties from his utter hotness. You are forewarned."
"Uh huh. Well, Bakura, do you know how many young and old fan girls adore you?"
"Ha!" Bakura stood up suddenly, smirking confidently, clutching a fist. "Of course I do! Do you know how many letters I get in just one day? For example, I got one just yesterday, asking me to marry the girl!" He snorted, crossing his arms across his chest. "But, of course, I won't. I am far too good for her!" DIS sweat dropped. Man was this dude egotistical.
"Uh. Right...So – "
"Besides that," he continued, interrupting her, "I would slit her throat before we even said our vows." He paused and looked at DIS with a puzzled expression. "They still do vows at weddings, right?"
"Yup. And I agree! Marriage is the devil's sin!" She pounded her hand in her fist.
"That's right!"
Kaiba walked by and DIS whipped around to look at him.
"Well. In some cases," she said, grinning like a dope. Bakura sent her a disgusted expression.
"You should die for that!" He brought out a dagger.
"(OO) Gah! Umm...Yami!" She screeched, unsure of who else to call. Yami came skipping onto the stage, grinning foolishly. He blinked, seeing Bakura with a dagger in his hand.
"DEMON!" He roared at Bakura, grabbing the dagger and tossing it into the audience.
"OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY!" Someone shrieked.
"(oO) Huh?" The three turned to see that Yami had accidentally impaled a kid.
"Aw, damn, now my ratings are gonna go down," DIS said, rubbing the back of her head.
"The ratings?" Bakura snapped. "Hell, now I'm going to jail! – Again! And I just got out, dammit!"
"Yami did it, not you!"
"HEY! I was trying to save you, so don't give me that crap!" Yami retorted. They fell silent as chaos erupted in the audience.
"You wanna run?"
"Hell yes!" The two animated characters yelped. The three fled.
Reason: One, Bakura is very egotistical. Two, he's too proud to get married. And three, he thinks he's god and no one deserves him.
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DIS: (sweat drop) I know it's been awhile since I've last put one of these up, so please forgive me. I just found out that I only have five stories running right now! That is the least I've had since I first started on this website! Yay! Anyway, please leave a review on your way out. Ciao!
