So I was watching T.I and Tiny: the family hustle (like my fav reality show) and today Tiny made a bet with her friend that her friend couldn't take care of her kids so this is where this came from. Um I think it'll be a oneshot unless you want a bunch of family moments in a long story.
Amber
Children. Patricia and Eddies's children. I made Patricia a bet that parentings wasn't hard. Since I have a serget mother right now. Today Patricia and Eddie are having fun while I parent.
There is 6 of them. Ellie is 17, Liam is 14, Britney is 12, Dimitri is 10, Chris is 5 and Aaryn is 3. Patricia and Eddie like to spend time in the bedroom you could say.
I got to the house and rang the doorbell. Patricia opened. She was dressed in a tank top and shorts.
"Come on Eddie!" She yelled.
"Don't you want to give me instructions?" I asked.
"Figure it out." She said. Eddie came down with bags and they left. I walked into the kitchen. The kids were there, except Ellie.
"Where's your big sister?" I asked.
"Her friends house." Liam said.
"I want bacon!" Dimitri said.
"Do you have bacon?" I asked.
"Nope." Britney said. I sighed.
"How about cereal?" I asked.
"I don't want cereal!" Dimitri said. Gosh he really is stubborn like his parents.
"Calm down." Aaryn said. I like her, she's a good niece. Dimitri pouted and ran out. This is going to be a long day.
Patricia
"What do you think the kids are doing?" Eddie asked. We are spending the morning playing tennis.
"Annoying Amber." I said.
"Didn't you tell them to behave." He asked as he shot the ball over.
"No I told Dimitri to raise hell and Britney to report progress." I said.
"Why would you say that?" He asked.
"Because Amber thinks parenting is so easy." I said. He smiled but then grimaced as he missed the ball. "Point Patricia." I said.
Britney
I feel bad for Aunt Amber but it's funny.
"Dimitri don't kick your sisters things! Ellie is going to be mad!" Aunt Amber called after him. Dimitri walked out of Britney's room with one of her extensions clipped into his hair. I laughed. He picked a lime green one and a neon blue one.
"She'll think its funny." Dimitri said.
"No she won't." Amber said. Ellie will be pissed which I think is funny.
"Whatever." Dimitri said.
"Dimitri, listen to me." Amber said.
"No!" Dimitri yelled as he ran through the hallway.
"I am the adult." Amber said.
"He doesn't do well with authority." I said. She nodded. I sighed and called Ellie.
Ellie
I refused to be in the house during moms little bet. My brothers drive me crazy. When Britney called me I picked up.
"How's it going?" I asked.
"Dimitri's being bad." She said.
"As always."
"Pretty much. But he has in some of your extensions."
"What!?" Why is he going in my stuff? Bad little child.
"One green and one blue."
"How did he get it in? His hairs in a quiff."
"I don't know he's probably seen you do it before."
"Tell that little boy I'm gonna get him." I threatened. Britney laughed.
"Okay, have fun El." She said before hanging up. I called mom.
"Hi Elanor." Mom said.
"Ellie." I whined.
"Yes, Elanor." She said. She does this to dad too. Calls him Eddison.
"Tell your son to behave. He was going through my extensions."
"Oh yeah well I told him to act bad to prove a point to aunt Amber." She's aloud to just prove a point and messing up my things jeez.
Amber
Oh my god these children. Dimitri is making me never want a son. He has farted on me, clogged the bathroom with toothpaste, taken ketchup and smeared it on the walls and is now kicking his sisters doll around.
"Dimitri! That's Aaryns doll, your parents paid for that." I scolded.
"He can kick it." Aaryn said in her small voice.
"Really?" I asked. She nodded.
"I don't care." She said.
"Alright then continue." I said. Dimitri dropped the doll as soon as I said that. Weird kid. I looked at my watch. "Come on kids were going to have fun!" I exclaimed.
Patricia
Amber is probably having a mental breakdown now. It's 3 and the kids are going to get crazier. Eddie and I are in the park.
"Do you think the house is trashed?" Eddie asked.
"Don't worry." I said putting my hand in his. "We can hire a maid." I said.
"Isn't this extreme for proving a point?" He asked.
"We get a day off from it so no." I said. He sighed. "Don't worry." I said.
"You trust her more than I do." He said. I shrugged. The blonde had definatley grown on me. She can handle my children.
Amber
A kid playground. Kids love that stuff! When we entered the kids immedently ran to this thing where you step into a large inflatable ball on the water.
"I scared." Aaryn said.
"I'll get in with you." I said. We stepped into the small hole and we stood up. I tripped and bounced on the plastic ball. "Gahh!" I snapped.
"Heheh." Aaryn said as she pushed the ball around. I couldn't stand for more than three seconds.
Aaryn was running around like a maniac. I could see Britney and Liam in one ball, Dimitri and Chris in another. Britney and Liam were just laying in their ball on their phones letting it float around. Chris and Dimitri slammed into our ball making me fall again. I think it's time to leave.
Patricia
Eddie and I got home to see Amber asleep. Eddie shook his head and went to check on the kids. I shook Amber and she looked up.
"I told you so." I said simply.
