# They Win
# A Perl 6 poem by Brent Dax
#
# Disclaimer: certain fictional characters are the property of
# FOX, Chris Carter, and a bunch of people who have money.
# Don't sue--I don't have any money myself.
#
# This is a poem written in the (developing) computer language
# Perl 6. That's why it's so weird.
#
# Since most of you are not geeks, this may be hard to read.
# Ignore single quotes, dollar signs, and periods.
#
# This is purely the product of too much caffeine, too much code,
# and too much fanfic. I will probably pretend I never posted
# this tomorrow morning.
alarm?? 'no':: $it is much 'worse';
$it is the $phone;
study 'the caller ID';
caller: mysterious;
listen to, him;
warn you...may...die;
time $is_short.
split 'quickly', "before it's too late".
Mulder says: "Quiet you"; do not_give_in;
if($I.quit $now) { $They.win; }