Hello. Yes, I made a sequel. I didn't want to but... I did. Heh.

I hope you guys will enjoy this.


Um. Hi. Wait, this isn't right... let me start over again. YO SUPZ PEOPLE.

...That isn't right either. Whatever. This is so stupid. Did I mention how stupid this is - well yeah, because this in incredibly stupid. And yes, my pink... diary... with... ugh, ruffles, I'm so sorry for hurting you, those countless tears of your pages must have hurt huh? I'm sorry... I really am. I couldn't write a proper kickass intro and I'm so dissatisfied with everything and so... I had to tear those pages. Don't be mad at me, baby, you're stuck with me forever. Well, until Tsunade finally agree with me that I do not need to write a fucking diary.

Fer realz - It's not my fault she and my sisters... those traitors, couldn't handle my shit you know? Neither of them wanted to hear me out either, and so I'm stuck with you, diary. I know, I am not happy with it too. You should have been bought by a caring mother who wants to surprise her cute seven year old daughter with you. Instead you're here, mercilessly scribbled by a nineteen year old bitch. Honestly, the moment I met you, I hated you like... how a fat kid hates his friends when they ate his triple scoop of chocolate ice cream on a cone without asking his permission. Yes, do you feel my hate? I despised you, diary, I really do. It's not your fault, really. It's not your fault why the person who created you decide to colour you pink and add ruffles at the side. So don't blame me for hating you, okay?

Really. I am a nineteen year old girl. I'm legal, have awesome sisters as traitors and a boyfriend who I suspect might be... gay. Yes I said it, he might be gay. No, diary, don't judge me too fast - I don't hate gay people, seriously. My sisters are gay for each other and you don't see me complaining. Sakura - that awesome bitch of mine, is the main reason why Ino and Karin are always fighting. Well because she's hot - duh, who doesn't want pink hair? And and well, she's a sweetheart of course, next to my Hinata. Anyjizz, she hot, smart and has like pink hair, who is also the girlfriend of a big bad (hotttt) boss. Seriously. Ino and Karin had a thing for Sakura (i know so) even though they have boyfriends themselves and practically have sex every fucking day but... they're still gay for Sakura cuz... she's hot. Dammmn son, I might be gay for her too.

Ahem... well. I'm not okay. Back to the point : My boyfriend might be gay. And... that really hit me like... like... the time when Temari punched me in the eye because I stole her bottles of gins. Or the time Karin almost get her ass kicked by the said blond because she bets on her. It's that bad, diary, I feel like crying now, but I won't cuz... hell no. I don't cry. I bitch, yes, but I don't cry. I didn't see the signs when I should have, you know? Let me point it out.

1) He cares about his hair... more than anyone else (even me)

2) He has long hair - and it's longer than mine!

3) He's a fucking blond. (Hopefully Temari and Ino doesn't read this cuz... they'll kick my ass for this)

4) He looks like a woman.

5) I... I think he likes... Sasori.

And the list goes on.

Holy shit. I didn't realise I'm almost late for school.

Tsk.

Oh, yeah. I haven't introduce myself yet, huh diary?

My name is -

"Tenten! Hurry the fuck up!"

Well, you got it. My name is Tenten. No surnames, just Tenten.