Hey…. I know that most of you guys probably hate it when people do these long boring authors notes, so I'm gonna keep all mine to short simple and to the point length. So the main character is an O.C, but you guys can live with that, right? Good…

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Floating… it seems like years since I stood up…hey, wait a minute, why can't I open my eyes… damn it…………………its so quiet in here, like there's no trouble or fear or…anything at all………………I've tried counting seconds of how long im stuck here, and I can't seem to remember how to…I can't seem to remember anything, not my name or the names of my friends…Yeah, I definitely had a couple friends…Agh! Why can't I remember their faces…………………I can hear something coming, its been getting closer every second… it sounds like, like,…wait, I know that voice, its…its…Re-…

"Jeez, why does she have to be such a heavy sleeper?"

"Hey Rensa! Get the hell up...Rensa, I said get UP!"

Ugh…I really wish that he would stop yelling!

Crack! I felt a foot kick the side of my head with bone shattering force, which wasn't a really good idea. Now I had a splitting head ache and an urge to throw him into the Dangai Precipice World…Ugh…he is such a pain… I stood up, glaring at him with the most evil smirk that I could bring up.

"You, have just made you last mistake, and are going to get the LIVING HELL KICKED OUT OF YOU!"

I made a run at him, but damn it, he was fast. The little shit jumped out the window and started running down the hall.

"Oh no, you asked for it and your going to get it!"

"Yeah, I'd like to see you try and keep up with me!"

I smirked. The stupid ass hole keeps forgetting that I have almost mastered my flash step. Yeah, he can be a total ass at times, but he's still my best friend…who I intended to catch and torture… I sighed… He just never learnes, does he? And then I was gone… In about three seconds, I located him running along the perimeter of the Seiretei.

Damn, he's gotten really fast…

I saw him run down a corridor, which was the perfect opportunity for capture…One way led further into the Seiretei, and one way was a dead end… I hurried to the fork in the street and shattered the left wall with my fist, completely blocking out the way leading from where I would be. About seven seconds later, the idiot reached the dead end.

Yes, got you!

He stopped dead at the end of the corridor. Good thing he picked the one area in the Seiretei that has unclimbable walls…thirty five feet tall on either side, the perfect area for capture. His head moved at nearly untraceable speed trying to find a way out…

"Well, looks like I've got you right where I want you…"

He stopped cold, and slowly turned to face me, his face with a smile and a fear unknown to many…

"Oh, so you got me Rensa…Didn't really count on that… look I'm really sorry a-… HEY! NO! DON'T! STOP!"

But it was too late… I was already walking toward him, ready to kill…The idiot was backed up in a corner trying to scramble up the walls, and if I wasn't so pissed at him I probably would have laughed at the sight…

"Don't count on it… you know what happens when you or any Soul Reaper that pisses me off…"

I raised my right hand, now glowing with a wild pink aura. I pulled back my hand and…struck him right in the middle of his forehead…

"Ah! No not this!"

And, now I could laugh, because where he was just standing, was a naked female version of Renji Abarai… I almost fell over with laughter at the sight of him. It was the first time I had used this on him…

"Ah! You are the shittiest girl in the history of people you b-…"

He stopped. He started trembling, and I started laughing. Renji Abarai had just gone through a complete gender switch which meant that his appearance, and voice had changed.

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!"

He let loose the most girlish scream, shattering the nearby glass windows of the buildings in this part of the Seiretei, and fell over and fainted. I laughed some more…

Stupid Renji, he never learnes does he? Well I better wake him up again.

"Time for some real payback."

I snapped my foot back and kicked that poor suckers head almost as hard as I could, snapping him back into his normal male form because of the shock of the blow… which I was not expecting… oh no…

"You. Are . going. To . die. Rensa."

I backed up a bit. Sure I was a bit more powerful than Renji, but when he got this pissed, it was best to run away... he grabbed for his Zanpaku-to only to realize that it wasn't there.

"Agh! Rensa, you didn't have to take away Zabimaru too! And why the hell did you take away my clothes?!"

Okay, now I started running, Renji trailed me a few feet behind. We ran nearly sixteen hours by what I counted, and there was a lot of witnesses… mostly other captains… when we finally got back to our strip in the Seiretei, it was sunset and we were both shit out of energy. Renji collapsed first, falling over in the street right by the entrance to his house. I leaned over, hands on my knees, trying to get a breath and smiling.

You never ever change, do you Renji? Your still an ass hole, even after all those years I was away…

I shook my head, and walked over to his body… which was still naked. I was about to pick him up and put him inside, but that was just going too far in his current condition, so I ran into my apartment and grabbed a blanket for him and left him in the middle of the street…