Disclaimer: I don't own The Lord of the Rings. *sobs*

Author's Note: I know this has been done before, but this is my twist on the fanfic where characters from the LOTR's discover different romance stories and pairings in fanfiction. They're mainly from this site since I am fed up every single girl being paired with poor Legolas (no offence) even from crossovers with other novels, and some of the slash is a little disturbing. It's not meant to be mean though, just humorous and this was inspired by a similar one done to Harry Potter by . It's called Reactions and is awesome! You should really check it out. Moving on, here's the first chapter...

Chapter One:

~ AragornXArwen ~

Elrond: ARAGORN!

Aragorn: *scrambles over to computer*

Elrond: Did you do this with Arwen?

Aragorn: *scratches head in confusion* Is that position even possible?

Arwen: Slap!

~ AragornXEowyn ~

Eowyn: *blushes* Am I really that much of a Mary Sue?

Eomer: *glares at computer* Of course not, dear! ... BUT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Aragorn: Um, I'll just be leaving now...

Arwen: Slap!

~ LegolasXOC ~

Legolas: Oh, dear gods no! I'm too young to die! *sobs and wails*

Aragorn: Wow, friend! You're quite the player.

Thrandiul (Legolas's dad): Actually, I find them quite amusing really. If it weren't for the teeny-tiny fact that you just happen to be...THE PRINCE OF MIRKWOOD!

Legolas: *stammering* Dad please, I don't even know all these girls!

Boromir: *giggles* Chortle, chortle! He, he, he...

Merry: *asks innocently* Hey, Boromir...

Boromir: *suddenly suspicious* Yes?

Merry: I thought you liked girls.

Boromir: Duh, of course I do!

Merry: *arches an eyebrow* Then why are you sleeping in a cave with Aragorn?

Boromir: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *faints dead way*

Merry: Oops!

Pippin: You always have to look! Why do you always have to look?

~ FrodoXOC ~

Frodo: *blushes*

Sam: Wow, master! You really like a lot of pretty girls, don't you. Wait, I thought you didn't take any girl on our quest to defeat the ring.

Frodo: Of course we didn't.

Sam: Then... *points at computer*

Frodo: *reads fanfiction with OC joining the Fellowship* GANDALF!

Gandalf: *puffs pipe innocently and studies the stars*

To Be Continued...

A/N: Well, there's chapter 1. The next few chapters should come quickly but will most likely be about all the slash and femlash stories that are out there. Not that I don't like them (well some of the slash, yes) but I thought this would be kind of funny if you know what I mean. So do tell how I'm doing, and I accept pairing suggestions.

And of course, R&R please!