Hello, guys! Welcome to the second story of the Big Mom Saga! This is also sort of the sequel to Operation: SCARY! Introducing a new character to my series, although she actually had a cameo in Operation: MASKED. Heeeerrre we go!


'Tis the Night Before Christmas! Let the Holiday Songs Begin!

'Twas the night before Christmas. And all through the world. Children were rejoicing, from little boys to teenage girls. This holiday is time for laughter, great time for joy. Everyone eagerly waiting to get a new favorite toy. Snow covers the lands, turning the ground into bleach. Except in the warmer areas, where they're still partying on the beach. Houses warm with fireplaces, lit colorfully by blinking lights. Brothers and sisters share gifts, and avoid their usual fights. …Well, maybe not officially. Even so, this holiday was happy as ever. To think that anyone was sad, they would never! As they celebrate, Santa's elves are hard at work. Preparing toys and wrapping presents was their quirk. This night of nights, Santa sails the stars. Delivering presents to kids of all shapes and sizes—even ones on Mars! A tradition that's gone as long as we can remember. Nothing could take it away… even THIS endeavor.

The skies above the northern icecaps were filled with sparkling stars. The one that stood out the brightest was the glittering beauty of Polaris, the Ice God peacefully gazing over his frosty realm. In one particular region of the white fields, bright, vibrant colors reflected off the snows. These colors came from a red, green, and white village of happy Elfin children and adults, forming snowmen, throwing snowballs, and going down snow hills on sleds. In the center of this village, a factory stood, one that was as vibrant as the village, with smokestacks designed like candycanes, and red and green smoke rising from them. (That won't be good for the atmosphere.)

Inside, the elves were hard at work, sewing stuffed dolls, hammering model trains or planes; with toy hammers, forming tasty candies, and other such chores as they sang with joy.

Rainbow Christmas, Rainbow Christmas

Oh so very wild and filled with Children!

Toys off to GO to girls and boys,

Naughty naughty kids don't get no TOOYYYS!

Oh SILVER and GOLD… and REEED and WHIIITE!

Rainbow Christmas, Rainbow Christmas, IS! TO! NIIIIGHT!

"HO HO HO!" Santa laughed jollily, overseeing his operations. "I'm glad we settled that affair with the Rainbow Monkey Corporation! Since that nice Sanban girl took over the company, she's let me use their song! Heck, I can't afford a lawsuit! It's CHRISTMAS! And after all…"

Santa: Here it is, the HOLIDAY

That comes just once a yeeeaaar.

A time of laugh, a TIME of fun, a time of cheer, a TIME of light!

All this happy singiiing… just gives me happy CHEER and-

All I really want for Christmas… is heeeerrrreeee.

Mrs. Claus twirled in, holding two plates of cookies.

Mrs. Claus: Here it is, that SPECIAL time

My husband rings his SPECIAL chime

Of happy jingles ringing, bringing cheeeerrr!

She slipped a few elves some cookies and sang more.

My husband flies from night to day

Dropping presents down ALL the way

'Cause ALL we want for Christmas… is heeeerrrreee!

She danced to her husband, and the two nuzzled their noses.

Elves: Briiinging GIIFTS to GIRLS and BOYS.

Eeeeveryyy one muuust geeet aaaa toy!

EXCEPT those naughty rascaaals! So we've baked some nasty COAL and

Give them what they get! This! YEAR!

Unfortunately, things weren't all happy in this happy-go-lucky factory. In the dank, cluttered rooms of the back of the factory, Rumpel Stiltskin, Koume, Kotake, and Rumpel's witches were hard at work fixing toys, cleaning shelves, and dumping old candies. Rumpel was dressed like all the other elves as he sang.

Rumpel: How come WE have to be in here?

Koume: I'd rather BE in Underworld Jail.

Rumpel: Rickety boards and NAILS!

Kotake: Well, no one WANTS ta hear you WAIL! She plopped a box of stuff in Rumpel's arms. Rumpel threw the box down and began to walk around in frustration.

Rumpel: AUUGH! Ever SINCE my dear Lucinda

Went and bit the DUST

He kicked some dropped toys away.

We've been locked in here to slave away

Koume: With not even a bit of fluff!

All: Smelly-old candies and yesterday's toys

Not even the slightest fraction of joy

While ALL those elves get to sing

Not at all angered 'BOUT a thing

All this fun and cheeeeer

Gives us all a HEADACHE and-

Rumpel: I hope that Santa dies. This. YEEEAAAARR!

The happy, carefree elves continued to dance and fix toys. One of the elves took a model train and model plane and stared at them before chucking them both into a green and red machine. The machine roared and shook before it shot something from an upper slot. It was a mix of the plane and train, with wings on each car, and wheels on the bottom.

"Ho ho HO! With our new Mergifyer, we'll be able to make a wide assortment of toy combinations! Children will love them!" Santa exclaimed.

An elf held a candycane and a Santa cookie and curiously approached the machine. He tripped on a toy car and suddenly flew into the machine. Screaming was heard inside as the machine shook, and out came a huge candycane cookie with the elf's face in the middle.

"Uh-oh. Ummm, we'll fix him up later." Santa said. The elf looked annoyed as other elves began to eat him.

"Yo, Santa, we got another shipment." A squeaky-voiced elf said as he hauled in a huge sack of toys.

"That's funny. I don't recall ordering more supplies." Santa approached the sack and curiously opened it. Suddenly-

"HO HO HOOO! MERRY Christmas!" A familiar, skinny skeleton in a Santa suit popped out with a present.

"JACK SKELLINGTON? !" Santa screamed.

"You can take the day off, Sandy! This time, I'm SURE I have it right!" He ripped open the present, revealing a doll with a wide, open mouth. "Behold: a baby that burps out, not just gas, but all your favorite drinks! Check it out!" He pulled a string in its back, and the baby burped a Pawtucket Patriot Beer can in Santa's hand. The jolly bearded man gave Jack a glare. Jack Skellington put on a sheepish look and said, "Ummm… my father was using it before I came."

"Grrrr!"

"Come on, Sandy, can't we cut a deal?" Jack asked as Santa dragged the skeleton by the legs across the floor.

"For the hundredth time, Jack, I can handle Christmas just fine!" He stuffed the skeleton into a red-and-white-striped cannon, aiming it straight for the starry heavens. "Stick with your own holidays!" The cannon puffed, and released a loud BOOM!

"WHOOOOOOOOooaaaa!" Jack was gone into the heavens.

"Hoooo…" Santa sighed in exhaust.

"I-SA wanted ta help, too!" Santa jumped when Jar Jar popped from the sack, dressed like Santa.

"JAR JAR? !"

"Look-see! I-sa brought-a Legy along, too!" He held up Legion's headless body, which had a snowman head rested on it. "Awwww he dinks he's a Frooostyyyy. …WOW!"

Santa grabbed the Gungan and shoved him in the cannon, along with Legion's body. The cannon puffed, and the two were sent flying. "WHYEEEEEEEEE HEEHEE hee heeeeee!"

Santa sighed again. "The only thing that makes my day stressful is when people try to do it FOR me! I appreciate their help, but I'm the only one who knows how to do it right! If it weren't for the one and only Santa, Christmas would fall into ruin!"

"Oh, Honeyyy." Mrs. Claus comfortingly led him away. "Let me make you some hot cocoa." They walked by Rumpel Stiltskin, who carried the box of toys.

"Hmmmmm." Rumpel put a finger on his chin in thought.

Uno Household

It was still daytime in other parts of the world (assuming time zones exist). The Uno Family was just as excited for this holiday as they set up Christmas decorations.

Aurora: Pokémon A and B would be good for me.

Chris: New sunglasses wipe so I can see.

Both: So what I'll really want for Christmas: is heeeerrre!

Rachel: New training swords for me and my son.

And a new oven, that's the one.

'Cause SOME boys in this house can't controooolll!

She looked to Nigel, beside a burned oven, and Cheren, holding a broken wooden sword, as both boys grinned and blushed.

Gilligan Household

Artie: New material for all our stuff!

Haylee: More rubber bands and balls of fluff.

Harry: We really need better stuff. Ya heeeeaaaarr?

Harry looked disbelieved as Haylee and Artie held up choppy material, like paperclips and staples.

Chariton Household

Sunni: Peace and quiet would sure be nice.

Rainier: I would just like some new rice.

Mika: Earplugs so peaceful dreams is all I heeeeaaarrr!

"…Um… didn't they just rhyme using 'hear'?" Rainier asked.

"We're across the world, we can't tell." Mika said. "Besides, the budget was low."

Sector W Treehouse

Sally: Extra-long yo-yo'd be lots of fun!

Anthony: I really hope we see the sun

'Cause my feet just can't stand, all this cooooold!

Aranea and Fybi were setting up a Christmas tree, setting angels and bells on it.

Aranea: Angels FLY out to the bells!

Deee-liii-verrr-IIING God's wiiiill!

Fybi: Stars are LIT up in the sky!

The air hath turned to frost and chiiiill!

EiznekCm Household

Lehcar EiznekCm angrily stood on the porch of her house, looking spitefully at the happy children and Christmas decorations.

Lehcar: Keep that stuff away from me

All that crap just makes me pee!

WE PREFER the Satanist route this YEEEEAAAR!

She slapped an upside-down cross on her door as she went inside and slammed her door shut. Nerehc was approaching his house, holding all sorts of Christmas stuff, but put on a grumpy look when he heard his mom. He dropped the stuff and kicked it.

York Household

Dillon and Vanellope excitedly ran out of the house and began to have a snowball fight. Dillon's mother watched them from the doorway with a light smile.

Danika: Suuuuch aaa looovely tiiime ooof yeeear

Although it's NOOOT my taaaaste.

It's sad my HUSband can't be here

His Sandman thing's an eeend. Leeeess. Raaaaaaace.

At this time, Nolan was rolling out of the house with his Sandman getup. "Nolan, can't you take a Christmas off for once? You already miss Halloween a lot with your son."

"Danika, I-"

"NO! ! NO!" Peter Griffin suddenly came, pointing an accusing finger. "We are NOT having anymore bonding stories between you and your son! We ALREADY get your relationship with your son is crap! You are gonna GET in your house, spend TIME with your son, and STAY outta this story!"

"Okay, okay, God!" Peter forcibly shoved Nolan and Danika into their house and shut the door.

"Siiiigh." Peter looked at the camera and said, "Sorry for all the singin' crap, everyone. Let's meet the REAL hero of this story!"

Iceland

The children of Iceland joyously dashed out to the snow, immediately engaging in games. George and MaKayla King exchanged excited glances, throwing on coats and running out to throw snowballs at each other. Lola excitedly skipped out, followed by a frowny-faced Terry Stork. Their mother, Virginia, stood in the doorway, the slim, goth woman wearing no protective coverings as she watched her kids and smoked a cigarette.

Miyuki walked out in the snow as well, wearing a dark-grey coat similar to her usual dress, and white earmuffs. Her younger sister, Suki Crystal, stuck her head out the doorway, her vibrant face sporting a wide smile as flurries fell from the sky. The child jumped and flipped out the doorway, taking a firm land as her small, bare feet sunk in the snow. She looked down and wiggled her toes between the whiteness. She joyously ran about the neighborhood, her happy eyes taking in all the frosty sights. She wore no coat, just her usual brown-orange dress, and orange bow. However, her socks and shoes were absent, and she scampered about the fluffy ground barefoot, leaving a trail of tiny footprints.

Suki: The stars are bright, the GROUND is white

As everyone can seeee!

The air is cold but KIDS keep warm

Except for little meeee!

As she sung, she suddenly sprouted from a pile of snow between some kids, the snow forming around her body to make her look like a snowman; surprising the kids. She jumped out of the snow, and began to dance in place, using her icebending to make the snow fly and dance around her.

JAAACK FROOOST!

Is looking DOWN

Making SURE that I. DON'T. FROWN.

His COOOLD… WARMS my SKIN

As water DRIPS from my nooose!

I CAN'T feel my toooees!

She created a path of ice that surfed across the air, skiing across as the cold wins and flurries pounded her face; and her joy grew as her face became more cold.

To-NIIIIGHT is when Santa Claus

GIIIIVES us all his gifts!

ALLLL I want, he already gave

An ice-cold CHRIIISTmaaaas!

Santa's Factory

Elves were riding on toy trains, sliding down hills of presents, and diving into piles of Christmas decorations. They continued to wrap presents and supplies as they erupted into chorus.

Elves: These haaappyyy feeeelings eeeveryyy yeeeeaaar

Bring jiiingle tooo theee beeeells.

An-gels SING up to the stars

As GOD'S warm heart

Reeeaaach…eeeesss…. faaaaarr!

Iceland

"Whhhheeeeeee!" As many children skated across a frozen lake, Suki Crystal slid faster than all of them. Suki then crashed into a mound of snow, poking her head out as she shook the snow off, still wearing her happy smile. She hopped out and fell on her back, beginning to make a snow angel while Sector IC watched her.

"Ahhh, Christmas." George King sighed. "The holiday that puts other religions out of business."

"Hehehe! It's fun to watch her get like this every year!" MaKayla laughed.

"I'm surprised she hasn't caught a cold by now." Terry said with a smug look.

"Duuude! She's an icebender!" Lola reminded. "That's why she's barefoot. Getting cold like this makes her stronger."

"She's kind of like Michelle." MaKayla noticed. "Her mom even thinks she'll be at the Logia level pretty soon."

"But that means she'll have to stay out of hot places more often." George joked. He, Kayla, and Lola laughed, Miyuki made a light chuckle, while Terry didn't laugh.

"I don't see why we need to hang out with her every Winter." Terry said. "All she does is run around, play in the snow, and surf on ice."

"Suki has spirit." George told him. "Something a few of us need. I just wish we could have her on our team."

"Miyukiiiii!" The cheerful icebender dashed over and took her older sister by the wrists. "Come up and climb Oil Ice Mountain with meeee! Pleeeeaaaase?" But before she got an answer, Suki was already sliding away.

"Hm hm hm hm hm!" Miyuki smiled warmly. The white-haired girl decided to follow.

"Siiiiigh." Terry sighed in exhaust. "The ways you try to 'help' us, King."

"Heh heh heh." George laughed. "Hey, it might not be bad. We need more adventures like this." With that, the four friends followed the girls across the snows.

Watching them walk toward the mountain, a mysterious teen with snow-white hair.

Santa's Workshop

"Hoooohh…" Santa sighed in exhaust. "I wish I had more time to write a better song. But the world's population just keeps growing. I had to dedicate more time to getting ready."

Mrs. Claus walked up to his desk with some cocoa. "Are you sure you can handle flying out there all night? Why don't you use the Reindeer?"

"I DO use reindeer!"

"No, I mean the Reindeer. You know… the magical one?"

"Ohhhh, that!" Santa sparked in remembrance. "No, I can't use the Reindeer! I realized a long time ago, that thing is FAR too dangerous. Even with my power. But I couldn't just throw it away either. So… I've locked it inside an impenetrable safe. No one can ever get to it now."

Unbeknownst to them, Rumpel's big ear was pressed to his office door. The devious little elf began to think intently…

Unknown Laboratory

Zach and Maddy were also excitedly celebrating this holiday, engaging in a snowball fight with Dillon and Vanellope. Their actions were shown through a monitor, and a certain robotic scientist watched their playful games with rage.

Nefarious: Impudent, Incompetent

IMBECILES

Watching them all day!

Frilling, Frolicking

NEANDERTHALS

Not giving me a BREAK!

I HATE this Christmas holiday!

Always every year

I get coal and USELESS items

Even from ONES I hold dear.

"LAWRENCE! !" he angrily yelled at his butler, who was right next to him.

"Ahhh, 'tis the season for your garish hollers." He said.

"No thanks to YOOOOUU. All I got was a BOOK from you last Christmas!" He threw a big, heavy book at Lawrence. "A BOOOOOOOOOOK? ! ?"

"Keep it down or you may disturb the Earthlings of their peaceful holiday."

"BAH! When I'm done, my shouting will be the LEAST of their problems! I am NOT going to stand by and do NOTHING this holiday! THIS Christmas is going to be a liiiittle bit different." He grinned deviously, fiddling with his fingers. "May I introduce you TO:" he stepped over to a tall, wrapped, rectangular green present and yanked off the lid, "RRRROBOT SANTA CLAAAAUUUS!" Inside was a metallic Santa, with metal clothes painted red, greyish-blue skin, red eyes; which were half-circles facing upward as if he was happy, sharp teeth in his open mouth, and the ball on his hat was spiked.

"My. It looks.. just like him, Sir." Lawrence remarked sarcastically.

"Thank you, Lawrence! All we have to do is fly down to the North Pole, persuade Santa to take the day off this holiday, let THIS bucket of bolts fill in his place, and I'LL be running Christmas this year! MWAH HAH HA HA HAA HA!"

The Robot Santa's happy eyes turned upside-down. As the scientist continued to cackle, Robo-Santa's eyes glowed with rage.


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So yeah, I know the opening song sucked. To be honest, I'm not sure if it'll have many songs 'cause, well, this story won't really be as good as SCARY anyway. Lol I'm just not that into Christmas. X) I based the song from Family Guy, by the way. So yeah, 3 guesses who the white-haired boy was, though considering the lack of interest in people lately… well, you know. Hoooo… see you when the plot advances.

Warning: Fans of Rumpel Stiltskin should not read this story.