Hello! This is my first Fanfiction! Yay! You can also check out my Deviantart also with the same name as my pen name. I love Invader Zim and I read some other peoples stories. That's when I thought "Maybe I should write one!". And here I am so I hope you enjoy!

"Gir!" Zim called from his lab deep under the ground.

A small grey robot dropped from the ceiling. "Yes, my master" Gir said, his eyes glowing red.

"Go pack the Voot Crusier. For tonight, the filthy piggy humans will sleep no more!" Zim said.

"Okie dokie!" Gir ran towards the elevator shrieking with laughter.

Zim turned and transmitted a call to an Irken ship somewhere in space. Up on the screen, two tall Irkens, one with red eyes and one with purple, appeared with their backs turned.

"Congratulations, young Irken soldier on conquering your planet! We-" The stopped talking when they turned and realized it was Zim. "Oh, it's just Zim." They sighed with bored faces. "What do you want Zim?" the Almighty Red asked.

"Greetings, my tallest." Zim began. "I have come up with a new plan filled with doom!" He paused to shake his fist while making the "m" sound long. "As these stinky humans sleep, I have been building a laser which I will set on their moon. The laser will hypnotize the humans making them think that, I , Zim am their almighty master! It is GENIUS!" Zim threw his head back in laughter.

"Yes, um, very interesting Zim." Almighty Red said staring at his hand, obviously not paying any attention. "Very, indeed." Almighty Purple said, eating doughnuts. A few moments passed. "Zim," Almighty Red said, breaking the silence.

"Yes?" Zim looked up.

"Go away now." Almighty Red said, with an annoyed look.

Zim pushed a few buttons making the screen turn black. He turned and walked to the elevator. "Computer, take me to the Voot room!" Zim called and was sent upward.

"I packed the Vottie ma Bootie! I packed it with piggys and tacos!" Gir said as he ran towards the elevator Zim was coming through.

"What do you mean you packed the Voot Crusier wi-" Zims voice cut off as he looked at his ship filled and overflowing with tacos and rubber piggys.

"It's beautiful." Gir said while claping.

"Gir! Why would you do this? If you want to take something along, only take ONE of it!" Zim scolded Gir.

"But which do I choose? Taco or piggy? Taco! Wait… Piggy! No! Wait.. Taco! Wait… No! I choose Piggy! Wait…" Gir looked back and forth at the taco and the piggy.

"Hurry and choose already!" Zim yelled.

"Ok! I choose Piggy!" Girs head opened and vacuumed all of the overflowing tacos and pigs.

"Good. Now that you have chosen, we shall begin our plan of DOOM!" Zim laughed as he climbed into the ship.

Gir hopped in the ship and muttered while looking out the window with tears in his eyes, "I'm sorry taco!"

You could hear Zims laugh as they flew towards the moon.

Yay! The next part is coming soon. I hoped you enjoyed!