AN: I'm back! ;D this is a sequel to my first ever SasuSaku fanfic, All I Want For Christmas. You don't have to read it to understand this one but I would be really DELIGHTED if you read and review that one too. ;D anyway, This actually a request from Chiaretta Aria. Sorry it took me too long, I was lazy and was having writer's block. Sorry it's too short, i'm being lazy again. Sorry it isn't about Christmas, it would be untimely wouldn't you think? By the way, it almost summer here in the Philippines, hence, the title. Anyways, it's about baby Uchiha and how Sasuke is a clueless parent. ;D
Hope you all enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing.
Oh yeah, I DON'T OWN Naruto just my wild imagination. ^^,
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Sakura shut her eyes closed and growled inwardly. She was about to doze off in dreamland when she was yanked back to reality courtesy of the eardrum-splitting sound of a child's cry. She covered her ears with a pillow but to no avail. Seriously, she just woke up and fed him not too long ago, couldn't he give her a well-deserved sleep? Maybe if I ignore him, he'd stop. But oh, how wrong she is. Instead of being quiet, her 5 –month -3-week-old son wailed even louder. Frustrated, she threw the pillow and glared at the bedside clock. 1:40am. Oh goodie! She just hit the bed 30 minutes ago. She then glanced at her husband who was sleeping soundly at her side, completely oblivious to the ruckus next to their room. Seriously, how could he stand his son's noise. "Sasuke…Sasuke…" she shook his shoulders and tapped his cheeks but her husband remained unaffected, snoring even. And he promised to be a great husband.
Ch, yeah right!
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All I Want For Summer
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"Sakura, have you seen my kunai holster?"
The said woman was distracted from her sleep, yet again, by the sound of steps pacing around the room. She pried her eyes open and blinked a couple of times to adjust her eyes to the light. Everything was a bit blurry then something black came into view.
"Where'd you put my holster? I've been looking all over for it."
It took her a few blinks before she realized that 'the something black' was actually her husband in his ANBU attire, and a yawn before she realized that he was actually waiting for her reply.
"Oh…it's in the cabinet, second drawer to the right." She plopped her head back to bed as Sasuke was getting ready.
"Right..I'm going now, I'm late."
With that, he vanished with a poof. Just like that! Not even a 'good morning honey' or a goodbye kiss? She was having a headache, her eyes had ugly circles around them from lack of sleep and what does he do?
THAT INSENSITIVE JERK HE CALLS HIMSELF HUSBAND!
Sakura tried to count to ten but her throbbing head did not help her calm her rising temper ..It. I'm teaching that Uchiha a lesson.
Sakura's oh-so-deprived sleep was disturbed yet again but surprisingly, not because of her son's wailing but by a tingling feeling on her neck.
"Mmmhh..Sa-Sasuke-kun?"
She was greeted by her husband's infamous smirk.
"What are you –"
Her speech was interrupted as Sasuke crashed her lips into hers, the weight of his body pinning her.
"Sakura…"
She could feel the hot breath in her ear.
"I think Sano is lonely…"
His lips traced her jaw line and Sakura couldn't help but moan. Sasuke smirked. Sakura mentally kicked her innerself. Oh no! don't you fall for his tricks Sakura, you know very well what he's getting at. He wants another one and we're not going to give that to him. Remember what he did to you? You are so going to regret it I tell you. Sakura mentally berated herself. She pushed Sasuke away and his brow furrowed at her action.
"No. We are not having another one."
Sasuke's eyes widened for a moment but it immediately transformed into mischievous ones.
"Don't you want black-haired, green-eyed little girls running around the house?"
Sasuke said teasingly, eyeing her with lust-filled eyes. Inner Sakura was drooling. Look at those sexy eyes and those sexy lips, I so wanna kiss them! Yeah..No! Sakura corrected her inner self. You're gonna enjoy this one night and then what? Spend nine months being fat, having mood swings, weird cravings and then experience unimaginable pain during labor and then spend sleepless nights taking care of the baby while he runs along, play "I am an ass-kicking ninja", throwing kunai at evil villains. NO FREAKING WAY!
"I'll give you what you want Uchiha, on one condition…"
She grinned evilly. It's payback time Sasuke.
"Whoa! This is paradise."
Ino's jaw dropped at the sight before her. They were on a beach, the most beautiful one she laid her eyes on. The sand was white and the waves were inviting her to dive in.
"I know. Great, isn't it? There's the cottage we're going to stay in."
Sakura pointed her manicured finger at the building a few meters away.
"You call that a cottage? Looks like a resort to me." Ino gawked.
"Well, that's what Sasuke called it." Sakura shrugged.
"Damn, I wish I had a husband who had an insanely large sum of money for inheritance."
Sakura chuckled. "Who knows, maybe the Nara clan has been hiding a huge fortune after all."
The blond scoffed. "Yeah, in my dreams."
Sakura rolled her eyes and she, Ino and Hinata headed to the 'cottage'.
"A-are you sure it's okay with Sasuke-san?" Hinata said as they unpack.
"No worries, Hina-chan. This place has been untouched for years. Sasuke doesn't mind."
"No. I- I mean, is he okay with babysitting Sano while you're away on vacation?"
Sakua stopped piling her clothes and turned to face her friends, a smirk on her face.
"He'll be fine. Trust me."
For the first time in his entire life, Sasuke didn't know what to do. If faced with a pedophile, snake obsessed sannin, he already has a jutsu in mind to beat him. If he was in a battlefield, he would know his opponent next move via the sharingan and would have a counter-attack ready. But when faced with his five-month-old son, he absolutely has no idea what to do. The kid wouldn't stop crying! He tried to give him his milk bottle but he just threw it. He tried to check his diapers, gave him his rattle toy but those didn't work. He tried everything Sakura instructed him before she left but the child still won't stop crying. Now he's out of ideas, frustrated and he swore his ears were bleeding. So he glared. He gave his son the most intimidating, most menacing glare he could muster but still, he won't stop crying!
"Teme! Are you trying to murder my godson?!"
Suddenly something orange appeared out of nowhere and lifted the crying baby from the crib.
"There, there Sano-kun, I will protect you from your evil father. Your godfather, the great Uzamaki Naruto is here."
As soon as the child was cuddled in Naruto's arm, his cries died down. Sasuke was greatly relieved at this.
"Hn."
"Hey teme I could imprison you for what you did!"
Sasuke scoffed. "As if..."
"In case you forgot, I am the Rokudaime and my word is law. Sakura-chan would kill you if she'll know you're treating his baby boy like that."
"In case you forgot, dobe. He's my son too and I wasn't doing anything."
"Ha! Yeah right. I've seen you glare at him! That evil glare you give that spells MURDER!!!"
Sasuke realized that the blond was equally loud as his son and wondered if the child's real father was the dobe. He decided that I'd be best for his eardrums to stop arguing with the loud-mouthed idiot and let him hold his son to get him to stop crying.
"How'd you do it?" Sasuke whispered, not wanting to wake the slumbering child.
Naruto raised his brow.
"I tried everything. He wouldn't stop crying." Naruto watched as his bestfried-slash-rival peered at the sleeping boy in his arms. He grinned. Uchiha Sasuke may be a prodigy but he sure has a lot to learn in parenting.
"Here teme, you carry him."
Sasuke backed off and shot his hands in the air, as if in surrender.
"Oh come on Sasuke, don't tell me you afraid of your own son."
The said man twitched. Uchihas fear nothing.
"It's just… what if…I hurt him"
"Nonsense! Come on, I'll teach you."
Naruto, being the more experienced one in parenting (his son, named after him is 1 year and 3 months old) positioned Sasuke's arms and carefully placed the baby in his arms. Sasuke felt awkward. Ironically, he would be more comfortable holding his katana than his own son. When the baby squirmed and started to cry, he panicked. He tried to rock the baby back and forth and miraculously, he stopped crying and fell back into sleep.
"See, it isn't that bad" Naruto grinned.
"This is the life." Sakura exclaimed after having a sip of his pineapple juice. She and the girls were soaking under the sun.
"You said it, hun." Ino said, lying beside her.
"How'd you get Sasuke to give in, anyway?" it was Hinata.
"Well, he wanted to 'restore his clan' ", she replied making quotation marks in the air. "in exchange, he gave me two weeks of worry-free, well-deserved vacation in a beautiful beach with my bestest friends. All I want for summer!" Sakura grinned.
The blond smiled, lifting her glass, she said "Then let's drink to that."
Uchiha Sanosuke is at it again. He's on his crying feat which lasts for hours of endless torture. His father carried him and rocked him back and forth pacing around the house. Irritated, Sasuke almost dropped his son.
"You're as annoying as your mother." (Somewhere on the beach, some pink-haired woman choked on her own drink.)
He searched the kitchen to refill the milk bottle but to his dismay, the milk carton was empty. Perfect! Insert sarcasm please. Placing the still crying boy on a stroller, he headed for the nearest department store.
Normally, Sasuke would shoo off the rabid fangirls with his glare every time he pass by but annoyingly, their squeals were even 'squeakier' today. What is wrong with you women? Don't you get the message. I already have a wife and a son.
"Oww..Sano-kun you are so kawaii."
WHAT?!
"Look at his adorable little face."
The said child stopped crying and looked at the different faces huddled around him. Then he giggled. As adorable as a child could be.
"AAAAWWWWW…." The fangirls cried. Sasuke twitched.
"Sano-kun marry me!"
"Sano-kun you are so hawt!"
"EXCUSE ME?!" Sasuke spat. "He's my son and he's only 5 months old!"
"I know and he's already attractive for his own good."
"Hurry and grow up Sano-kun so we can have more babies as cute as you!"
WHAT THE HELL?!
"That's enough! I had it with you fangirls. It's bad enough that you've stalked me but leave my son alone or else!" Sasuke said menacingly.
"You're just jealous Sasuke-kun because your son is obviously way better looking than you, plus he has more fangirls than you do."
All the other girls nodded in agreement. When suddenly…
CHIDORI!!!
So, what you think? Should I add another chappie or should I not?
Review or else you also get hit by a chidori. Cha!
