The Best Laxus Fanfic Ever

~by a wise shaman

"I'm here to kill dragons and fuck bitches... And I already got blood on my hands" Laxus growled, looking as stoic as ever, doused in sexy polar bear fur.

"Take me please!" Screamed every shota ever, falling to his feet and mewling in their tight booty shorts.

And then they fucked. They fucked so hard and awesome. And they did it for like forever.

And Scar Face never died.

~FIN~