Hey, Peeps! I know I should be working on the Guardians but the plot bunny smacked me and I just had to do this... Also, if you make your own Ninjago-fied Commercial and post it in the reviews I might just post it in the next chappie (don't worry, I'll give you credit)! Now enjoy some NINJAGO-FIED COMMERCIALS! :D
Chapter 1
Skittles Switch Singing Bunny
Kai bought himself a regular white rabbit, named Snowball. But Snowball had a odd quirk.
She liked to sing . . . . a lot.
Jay, who was holding a newly-wrapped bag of skittles, found the singing rabbit amazingly epic, and he wanted to keep it. He had pleaded, no BEGGED to keep the rabbit.
"Ok," Kai started. "I will give you Snowball for your bag of skittles."
For a bag of SKITTLES? The befuddled blue ninja was startled for a moment, but agreed. He gave Kai his skittles and got singing Snowball in return.
Later on that raining night, Jay sat on the edge of his bed looking very distraughted. Why? Snowball was still singing.
Lord did that rabbit sing through the ENTIRE day!
Jay had enough of it. He stormed through the storm to Kai's place, only to find him relaxing in his living room, reading a book, and happily eating skittles.
HIS SKITTLES!
Jay fummed with anger. He had been tricked!
Apparently Snowball, who was still singing, descided to sink her teeth into Jay's arm.
"Ouch!" He yelped. He didn't even noticed that Snowball had just ran off into the woods.
This was just not Jay's day.
Treasure the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!
Progressive Homeowners/Auto Bundle
"What's all this?" Misako asked.
"Big news!" Pythor exclaimed. "We have another way to help you save."
"Oh really? How?" Good Garmadon questioned.
"By . . . . bundling. If you get your homeowners and auto insurance together, we give you even more savings." Pythor tossed the boxes of savings and two insurances to Garmadon. "Big bundle. Home and auto together! It's like peanut butter and jelly."
Garmadon caught on. "Oh, or like burgers and fries."
Misako gasped. "Or pickles and ice cream."
"UNICORNS AND GLITTEEERRRR." Pythor replied. Two faces started staring at him oddly. "No?"
Bundling to save you more. Now that's Progressive.
Windex With The Birds
It was a relaxing day at Sensei's home. He was nearly catching some much needed rest by the pool. In a tree near by, was Zane's falcon and the falcon's girlfriend, Jenna.
"Hey." the falcon nudged Jenna. "Watch this."
The falcon flew to the the front of Sensei's house and proceeded to ring the doorbell a few times. Sensei got up and walked to open the door, only to find no one there.
While that was happing, the falcon flew to the backyard and closed the clear-sliding door with his beak and flew back to Jenna.
"Hilarious." Sensei muttered sarcastically and walked back to his pool, but instead got faceplanted on the closed sliding door and fell onto the carpet.
"Ooooooooh!" The two birds winced in which a roar of laughter was followed with.
Windex, stops working even before you wipe. For a superior streak-free shine.
"Let's do that again!" Shouted the falcon.
"YEAH!" Jenna agreed, and the two began to laugh again.
Windex, a superior streak-free shine.
GEICO Piggy
"Can switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?" Cole questioned to whoever was listening. "Did the little piggy cry 'wee wee wee' all the way home?"
"WEEEEEEE!" Nya shouted over the car window, showing off her shiny green pinwheels. "WEE WEE WEEEEE! WEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEE!"
Jay was sitting next to Nya looking very annoyed, and Edna, also looking very annoyed, was driving. She was going the drop the two teens at Nya and Kai's old home.
". . . . darn. It always has to be My job to drive them around. Why couldn't Ed have done this instead?"
As the car approached the house, Nya was still shouting.
"Nya..." Jay attempted, but alas, Nya was still shouting.
Edna had had enough. "NYA!"
"Huh?" Nya retorted.
"You're here." Edna replied.
"Oh cool." Nya opened the door. "Thanks Edna."
Nya and jay left the car and walked to the house. Edna could finally drive home in her dang car in peace.
GEICO, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.
Cheetos Piano
Cole's dad ,Lou, and Chester the Cheetah were playing some notes on the piano. They continued playing that very same tune over and over again.
Just a few feet away, Cole was sitting on a chair eating some flamin' hot cheetos. He was getting really tired of hearing that same darn tune. "Don't you two weirdos know any other songs?"
A long pause of Lou and Chester glaring at Cole later, they starting playing the same tune again. Only difference was that the tune was now played in a higher pitch.
Cole sighed and took another bite of a cheeto. He just can't win can he?
Take a cheetos break with Cheetos.
So Ihope you liked it! :) Don't forget to review or post your own commercial entry! BAI!
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