A/N I don't own twilight.

This is Breaking Dawn rewritten for Pre-Schoolers(ish) ALL CHARACTERS ARE FOUR(4) YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella and Edward were good friends. They went to the same preschool. Bella was in Mrs. Molly's class. Edward was in Mrs. Suzie's class. Mrs. Suzie's class had the smarter kids in it. Bella wanted to be in Mrs. Suzie's class so she could play with Edward everyday till they went to kindergarten. Edward was a little scared that she wouldn't be able to keep up with the class work. Edward said he would teach her to read picture books so she could be in Mrs. Suzie's class, but only if she promised to be his best friend forever. She said she would be his best friend forever but only if he would hug her. He agreed. Bella also had a puppy named Jacob. Once when Edward went on a vacation with his family, she had to play with her puppy all summer. Edward hurt Jacob's feelings because Jacob wished he were Bella's best friend. After Bella and Edward promised to be best friends forever, they went to go play on the beach, where he planned to teach her to read. After he hugged her, they found a little chicken egg. Bella thought it would be the cutest chick in the world and she wanted to keep it until it hatched. Edward was worried it would pee on her, but Bella really wanted to keep it. They took it back home and they found out that it wasn't a normal chicken and it peed a lot. It always peed on Bella's hand, but she still wanted to keep the chick. Edward tried to find other chicken eggs for Bella that wouldn't pee on her, but she really liked this one because she found it with her best friend. Her puppy even offered to go find one with her, but she still wanted to keep this one. One day, the chicken hatched and Edward was scared it would pee on Bella, so he taught her to read really fast so she could be in his class with her and he could always watch her and make sure she was safe from the chicken's out of control bladder. When she was in Edward's preschool class with him, they found out everything was okay and the chick was the cutest ever and everyone was happy. They could hug each other as much as they wanted when they were in the same class. Bella decided that the chick was so special, it deserved to have the ugliest name in the world: Renesmee. Jacob liked the chick too. Sometimes, he and Bella even got in fights over who got to play with the chick. It learned to wear a diaper. But, one day, they realized that they hurt some people's feelings. There were some little Italian kids in Mrs. Suzie's class that were worried that the chick would accidentally pee on somebody from Mrs. Molly's class and they would find out about that the kids in Mrs. Suzie's class were allowed to bring their pets to school and they would get upset. These little kids were in a club called the vultures. The vultures were usually nice, but they were really worried that Mrs. Molly's class would find out about the pets. If anybody from Mrs. Molly's class found out about the pets, the vultures told them they had to join Mrs. Suzie's class or go all the way to kindergarten early. Most kids didn't want to go to Mrs. Suzie's class because it was hard to learn to read so fast and there was even a rumor that you didn't get to go to kindergarten if you were in her class. Bella only wanted to so she could be with her best friend. The vultures didn't understand that the chick had learned to wear diapers. Bella and Edward got a lot of their friends from their class to get together and show the vultures that the chick had learned to use diapers. The vultures understood and said sorry and then everybody was happy again. Then they all went out for some ice cream. Ketchup ice cream. Edward and Bella got gluten-free ketchup ice cream.

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