Rose: Hi guys! This is my first (second, really) Kingdom Hearts story. Seeing as I don't know much about Kingdom Hearts, I'm going to try and keep it simple and just go by the knowledge I have now (instead of last time). This is a Mary-Sue parody, and should not be taken seriously.

(listens to the crickets in the audience) What, you don't know what a Mary-Sue, is? Well then, continue on!

Disclaimer: No, last time I checked, I was not Square-Enix or Disney. (checks again) I was right. Therefore, I do not own Kingdom Hearts.


The woman looked over at the paper in her hand. "You sure you want this? You are my top student, and I'm rather surprised you didn't want to be the first one there."

The girl in front of her nodded. "Yes, absolutely! I wanted the others to continue ahead so I could let them test the waters, but now I'm convinced."

Nodding, the woman stood. "All right. Come back with a full report, and if anything fails that you can't fix, come right back."

"Yes, I understand...but I won't fail." The girl said, standing at attention.

"Very well, then. I trust your judgment."

There was a bright flash of light, and the girl was gone.


"This is one big place." Sora muttered. He was wandering aimlessly around Traverse Town moments after crashing, looking for Riku, Kairi, or anyone who had seen them. So far, no luck.

Entering the Third District, he stopped to look at the ground below him. Many lights glowed in this part of the town, but none said: 'Your friends are here! Please come to get them so you can return to your island.'

"There's got to be a way out of....huh?" Sora paused as he heard a girl shriek. Running down the steps, he came face-to-face with those shadows from the island. They had cornered a young girl, no older than himself. She was defenseless.

"Hey! Back off!" Sora jumped at them, swinging his strange new weapon. They turned their attention from the girl over to him and jumped on him.

Sora gave a muffled shout and swung again, only to have one attach to his arm. "Dang it! How many of these are there?"

Suddenly, all the shadows started to levitate in a strange, silver light. The one on Sora's arm gave a squeak and joined its companions in a shining silver orb..

The shadows began collectively squeaking loudly as the orb compressed them in a tight space, growing tighter and tighter until it was gone.

Sora looked around. "Thanks for saving me....um..." He was rendered speechless at the girl in front of him. Now that he had a better look at her, she had stunned him silly. Her eyes were the deepest ruby, two orbs that had been plucked straight from a jeweler's collection. Her long, pale blue hair tumbled down her back, streaked with silver, and framed her pale, heart-shaped face. From her back sprouted two feathery, delicate, white wings, and a black cat's tail and ears provided precise hearing and balance. She wore a short, dark pink dress decorated with tiny gold chains, and white sandals adorned with dark pink flowers on her feet. Several silver bracelets jingled around her wrists, and many silver necklaces hung from her neck. A small, purple pouch was attached to her waist.

All Sora could do was splutter incoherent nonsense at this girl before him.

"Thank-you...so, so much." The girl said in a musical voice that was veiled with sadness, "You saved my life. I am indebted to you forever."

"Ah, it was nothing. Tell me, what's your name? I'm Sora." Sora nodded and blushed.

The girl smiled at him brightly, showing rows and rows of perfectly white, perfectly straight teeth. "It's very nice to meet you, Sora. My name is Princess Nitari Angel Spring Blossom Shine." She curtsied. "Fifth daughter of King Drestal and Queen Mikal of the Kingdom of Kayer."

Sora spluttered again. "A p-p-princess?! You mean...you're a princess?"

Nitari smiled at him again. "Yes, I am."

Sora bowed to her. "Well, it was an honor to serve you, princess."

Nitari giggled. "You're very funny, Sora. Very cute, too."

A bright pink flush danced across Sora's cheeks. "R-really? You think so?"

"I know so." Nitari smiled. "But you don't want to be around me. I'm only a disaster." She put her head in her hands and sobbed.

Taken aback, the brunette put his arms around her, keeping out of way of her wings. "That's not true! I think you're the most amazing girl I've ever met!"

Nitari continued to sob. "Wh-when I was born, I was born sickly, but with a special power. A-all the other princesses bullied me because I was so frail. One day, another princess stole a necklace from me and th-threw it into a well. She and all her friends laughed at me because I could do nothing. I got so mad that the power came out of me and killed them. I was so scared that I ran away from the kingdom at only five years old. I t-trained and trained my power, and I was still training when my world was sucked into the darkness, a-and I n-never got to s-say goodbye to my mommy and daddy!" She sobbed into Sora's shoulder.

Sora suddenly felt an intense hatred for the princess who threw Nitari's necklace down the well.

"When I-I was twelve, a vampire bit me, so now I'm immortal. Even though I don't suck blood, people still ran from me because I was bitten. I've been wandering the worlds forever. The vampire also gave a prophecy: 'Your world and mortality will return only when you wed the boy who loves you for who you are, and you love him as he is.'"

"Well, it can't be that hard, can it? A lot of guys have to love you. You're perfect!" Sora exclaimed.

The princess wailed. "That's the problem! They only think I'm a pretty face, that's all!"

Sora thought about it. "Well, I think you're pretty amazing-power, looks, personality....the works!" He smiled.

Nitari dried her tears. "You-you really think so?"

"Yup! I know so!" He nodded with absolute certainty.

"Sora, you're fantastic!" Nitari glomped him. "I'll go wherever you go!"

The blush on Sora's face spread. "Well, I was looking for my friends Riku and...oh, I can't remember who else. Would you help me look for him?"

Nitari bobbed her head up and down energetically. "Absolutely! Any friend of yours is a friend of mine, Sora!" She linked arms with him. "Let's go!"


From somewhere in a dark corner, a girl was holding a checklist.

"Let's see...tragic past...check. Amazing beauty, fantastic powers, and ability to make any guy fall in love with her....check, check, and check." The girl put down the checklist and pulled out a pager.

"Is she a target?" A voice whispered from the other line.

"Oh yeah. Definitely. When should I attack?"

"Wait for a little bit. She's too strong now."

"Gotcha." The girl hung up. She glanced up to see Sora walk away with Nitari. "So you think you're safe, eh? Well, you're in for a world of hurt, little girl."


I'm sure some of you have read a few of my other Mary Sue bashing stories. In that case, you know that I support the "Give A Review, Kill A Sue" foundation. However, this is just for fun. I'm not writing this because I want to kill more Sues, I want to test my knowledge of Kingdom Hearts. I will be writing a Kill a Sue foundation story in the future, but this story here is only a test.

See you next chapter!

-Rose