A/N:Yo guys here I am with a new fanfiction! Gintama! Now I just began writing this! So if it's bad. It's okay. Please through guys leave a review,but no flames. Okay enjoy.
As we scan the scene,we notice something or really nothing new.
Gintoki*reading JUMP*
Kagura*sleeping heavily*
Shinpachi(A.K.A GLASSES BOY): Always being the straight man. (Tho in my opinion he's the comic relief) HEY! I HEARD THAT! GINTOKI'S THE COMIC RELIEF!! HE'S THE IDIOT WHO STILL HASN'T PAID THE BILL YET FOR THIS ENTIRE HOUSE!
Gintoki:Oi! Shut up will you four eyes? I'm trying to enjoy this new edition of JUMP!
Shinpachi:YOU HAVE TIME TO BUY THAT,BUT NOT PAY THE RENT!??
Gintoki:Oi! Shut up! How can a man read his manga in peace!?
Shinpachi:How can a man NOT pay the rent!?
Kagura*yawn* Shut up,your both annoying. Glasses Boy your useless and Gin-chan is dumb and useless.
*Darkness covers Gintoki's eyes*
Gintoki:Oi! What was that about being useless eh?!? All you do is eat you fat baboon!!!
Shinpachi*darkness covers his eyes* What's useless?
Author points at Shinpachi.(no I have nothing against him guys.)
Shinpachi*glares* I think you do.
Gintoki: Yo Shinpachi! Stop breaking the fourth wall you idiot!! *Smacks him*
Shinpachi*rubs head* hey! Why me!? Why not Kagura who's just watching television like it's nothing!?
Kagura*chewing on pickled seaweed* What? Stop looking at me like that! It's not my fault you can't find a decent job.
Gintoki*steam starts going everywhere* Nyuuuuu! *Chases after her with Sadaharu chasing HIM.*
It is at this moment Sougo enters and stares at the chaos before him*
Sougo:I see you guys are busy.*smiles*
Shinpachi:Why are you smiling like that? Why are you smiling!? Can't you see they're clearly about to fight!?
Sougo:Yeah. But I mean if Gin dies does it matter? *boredly*
Shinpachi: OF COURSE IT DOES! BECAUSE THEN IT CAN'T BE CALLED GINTAMA!!!
Sougo:It can simply be called The Rise Of Sougo. Has a nice ring to it.
Shinpachi:...*eyebrow twitching* (he really is a sadist..guess Gin-san wasn't lying when-)
*Suddenly Sadaharu bites down on his head*
Shinpachi:AHHHH! GIN-SANNNNNN!!! *runs helplessly around with Sadaharu attached to his head* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! *continues running*
Sougo:okay. *Takes out bazooka*
*Sadaharu let's go*
Shinpachi*breathes sigh of relief* *notices bazooka in position* Wait-
*Bazooka is fired* Shinpachi is blown outside,luckily his glasses are still intact*
Gintoki*finally realizes Sougo is here * Oi you sadist! Why you here?
Sougo: I'm bored.
Gintoki: So? And how is that our problem? There are plenty of women everywhere you know. *This earned him a punch from Kagura*
Kagura:You were getting perverted again. Your nostrils started flaring out white smoke.
Gintoki:Me!? Never! *Nostrils still flaring* (Stop damn it! I'm proving them wrong so far.)
*A portal opens*
Gintoki: What-?
All 5 characters fall in thus fun begins...
Authors Notes:Okay guys I hope I did good,i tried not to change their personalities too much. Yes this will be a crossover with dragon Ball z and some future elements will be OC. Leave me a review or feel free to pm me. Just no flames okay? I'm only on like season 1 of Gintama. So my knowledge of it is not as,much,but I love the series. Funny AF. Till chapter 2, Uchiha Clan members see you next time!
