A/N:Yo guys here I am with a new fanfiction! Gintama! Now I just began writing this! So if it's bad. It's okay. Please through guys leave a review,but no flames. Okay enjoy.

As we scan the scene,we notice something or really nothing new.

Gintoki*reading JUMP*

Kagura*sleeping heavily*

Shinpachi(A.K.A GLASSES BOY): Always being the straight man. (Tho in my opinion he's the comic relief) HEY! I HEARD THAT! GINTOKI'S THE COMIC RELIEF!! HE'S THE IDIOT WHO STILL HASN'T PAID THE BILL YET FOR THIS ENTIRE HOUSE!

Gintoki:Oi! Shut up will you four eyes? I'm trying to enjoy this new edition of JUMP!

Shinpachi:YOU HAVE TIME TO BUY THAT,BUT NOT PAY THE RENT!??

Gintoki:Oi! Shut up! How can a man read his manga in peace!?

Shinpachi:How can a man NOT pay the rent!?

Kagura*yawn* Shut up,your both annoying. Glasses Boy your useless and Gin-chan is dumb and useless.

*Darkness covers Gintoki's eyes*

Gintoki:Oi! What was that about being useless eh?!? All you do is eat you fat baboon!!!

Shinpachi*darkness covers his eyes* What's useless?

Author points at Shinpachi.(no I have nothing against him guys.)

Shinpachi*glares* I think you do.

Gintoki: Yo Shinpachi! Stop breaking the fourth wall you idiot!! *Smacks him*

Shinpachi*rubs head* hey! Why me!? Why not Kagura who's just watching television like it's nothing!?

Kagura*chewing on pickled seaweed* What? Stop looking at me like that! It's not my fault you can't find a decent job.

Gintoki*steam starts going everywhere* Nyuuuuu! *Chases after her with Sadaharu chasing HIM.*

It is at this moment Sougo enters and stares at the chaos before him*

Sougo:I see you guys are busy.*smiles*

Shinpachi:Why are you smiling like that? Why are you smiling!? Can't you see they're clearly about to fight!?

Sougo:Yeah. But I mean if Gin dies does it matter? *boredly*

Shinpachi: OF COURSE IT DOES! BECAUSE THEN IT CAN'T BE CALLED GINTAMA!!!

Sougo:It can simply be called The Rise Of Sougo. Has a nice ring to it.

Shinpachi:...*eyebrow twitching* (he really is a sadist..guess Gin-san wasn't lying when-)

*Suddenly Sadaharu bites down on his head*

Shinpachi:AHHHH! GIN-SANNNNNN!!! *runs helplessly around with Sadaharu attached to his head* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!! *continues running*

Sougo:okay. *Takes out bazooka*

*Sadaharu let's go*

Shinpachi*breathes sigh of relief* *notices bazooka in position* Wait-

*Bazooka is fired* Shinpachi is blown outside,luckily his glasses are still intact*

Gintoki*finally realizes Sougo is here * Oi you sadist! Why you here?

Sougo: I'm bored.

Gintoki: So? And how is that our problem? There are plenty of women everywhere you know. *This earned him a punch from Kagura*

Kagura:You were getting perverted again. Your nostrils started flaring out white smoke.

Gintoki:Me!? Never! *Nostrils still flaring* (Stop damn it! I'm proving them wrong so far.)

*A portal opens*

Gintoki: What-?

All 5 characters fall in thus fun begins...

Authors Notes:Okay guys I hope I did good,i tried not to change their personalities too much. Yes this will be a crossover with dragon Ball z and some future elements will be OC. Leave me a review or feel free to pm me. Just no flames okay? I'm only on like season 1 of Gintama. So my knowledge of it is not as,much,but I love the series. Funny AF. Till chapter 2, Uchiha Clan members see you next time!