Authors Note: I do not own anything Twilight, sadly, I wish I did. (Of course only when it comes to the series, and not that shameful movie.)
So I decided on trying out a different approach to my fan fictions. You probably wont think its great, but please please **REVIEW!!!*** And I shall grant you the favor back.
Basically something like, well you can call it Msn. Pretty lame, I know, but whatever.
Bella's Room 2:28 am.
Tinkle toes: Why in god's gracious earth are YOU on the computer at 2:38 in the morning?!
Bella: Psht. Studying
Tinkle Toes: Yes, I suppose the anatomy of my brother's body is quite the subject
Bella: OMG!!! How'd you ever guessss!? Since your looovving brother doesn't let me get close-dfhkdfahsdfa8fya93
Tinkle Toes: What the hell is going on!?
Bella: Your brothers9fdjafdkja933wjd1931`1;2';~!
Tinkle Toes: Edward, your lame attempt at getting Bella to not converse with me what in fact you two are doing is rather dumb, since I can just look into my mind and find out for my self.
Bella: Ooooo Alice baby, I just saw your bruhda almost nakkkkahhhhd.
Tinkle Toes: Bahaahaha. That I know. Hmm, so that's what my brother does in the late hours of the night while in your presence, takes a shower and then accidentally drops the towel that's "tightly" wrapped around his waist, therefore exposing his whole backside to you.
Bella: LOL!
Tinkle Toes: STOP THAT!!
Bella: WHAT!? Stop what!? Lol
Tinkle Toes: Talking like a bamboozled fool.
Bella: Shussshh I'm tired
Tinkle Toes: So then sleep
Bella: Well miss Alice, why aren't you sleeping?
Tinkle Toes: That is by far the stupidest thing I have ever heard crawl its way out of your mouth
Bella: Aliccee can't sleep cause she's too busy thinking about touching her sweet Jasper
Tinkle Toes: Well, it's more than what you and Edward are doing. Oh tell Edward that in 35 minutes Charlie is going to here some raccoons tripping over the garbage can in your backyard and will casually come upstairs to check on you.
Bella: Well then, Charlie will walk in. And find me wrapped in Edwards embrace, naked.
Tinkle Toes: Yes, hilarious. Now you triggered a reaction so goodbye and goodnight while I go find my Jasper and make sweet love to him all night.
Bella: Woo Hoooo!!!!!!!
Tinkle Toes: I was joking….well, no. but silence. Goodnight.
