I always told myself that I'd NEVER be once of those people that worked on multiple stories at one time. Well, I LIED.
Welcome to the first chapter of Sonic vs. Earth! Basically, it's how the Sonic characters would react to various things that could only be found on Earth. Like cars, and sports, and Taco Bell!
But you can contribute to this! Simply put what you want to see being reacted to in a review and I'll try (Note the word 'try'.) to accomplish it. Don't forget to tell me which Sonic character you want to react too.
Because of the day (Super Bowl Sunday), why not react to the Super Bowl?
SONIC vs. the Super Bowl
"I don't get it!" Sonic exclaimed into the electronic store window, which was showing off several different HD TVs, each one displaying a football game so epic that the weekend it was played on was almost a national holiday. "Why is it so important?"
Sonic was new to the USA, so he didn't see the retardedness of his question.
"It's the Super Bowl." said a man who walked up next to him, oblivious to the fact that he was talking to an English speaking blue hedgehog.
"I know THAT." Sonic defended himself. "But why is the 'Super Bowl' so important?"
The man drew a blank, so he shrugged and walked away.
Seeing this, Sonic shouted into the sky, "Can't anybody tell me about the Super Bowl?"
The clouds in the sky parted, and a shaft of light fell upon Sonic. Angels sung in the background.
"God?" Sonic whispered.
A very coarse voice boomed, "No! It's me-"
A face floated down from the sky, causing the people surrounding Sonic to flee in fear.
"Bill Gates!"
"Who?" Sonic asked, but Bill Gates ignored him.
"I will tell you what the Super Bowl is, little blue boy." Bill declared.
Sonic began to protest that he is not actually a kid, but decided to let it go. "Tell me!"
And so, Bill Gates rambled on about American tradition and football, yet he avoided the football aspect of the Super Bowl entirely.
"So, the Super Bowl is basically an ordinary football game with tons of ads?" Sonic summarized at the end of Bill's tale. He sighed. "And I thought it had something to do with football!"
"They make it seem that way." Bill answered.
"Wow! Thank you giant decapitated billionaire!" Sonic then sped off to tell the world the 'truth'.
"Ha ha…" Bill Gates turns around. "And now all of America will discover the truth! And then they'll buy more Microsoft-brand items!" He evilly laughed and floated back into space, his plan making even less sense than any plan Eggman could come up with.
