Pen Pen's Reign of Terror


"Pen Pen!" cried Misato-san. "Time for lunch!" Pen Pen scurried towards her voice, more than ready for whatever delicious food awaited him. He rounded a corner and his lunch came quickly into view. He screeched to a stop and a large drop of sweat ran slowly down his forehead. In front of him sat five pre-opened cans of beer. He looked up at Misato-san, who stood above him, smiling insanely. "There you go, Pen Pen! Best lunch you've had in a while, huh?!" She turned and walked out of the room. Pen Pen's stomach growled. He was starving... but beer? What kind of a lunch was that?! A better one than nothing, he decided, and quickly downed one of the cans. It tasted much better than he had originally suspected it would. He quickly gulped the contents of another can, until all five laid empty at his feet. The ground swirled before him. He made a vain attempt to stand up, falling quickly back down. He tried once again, slightly more successful this time around. He stumbled around the room. Something in the corner caught his eye-- what was that? A ptug sloot, he thought. No, wait, that's not it... it's a plug suit, that's what is! Shinji's plug suit, he realized. He giggled madly. He grabbed the suit and went merrily on his drunken way.

"What the hell?!" Chaos erupted throughout the Eva control room. Unit 01 had apparently malfunctioned and was launching on its own. "Shut off its power!" someone shouted. "I can't! The controls are malfunctioning!" Suddenly, the lights went out and several loud explosions were heard. "What... what is going on here?" someone said shakily.

Although this fact was unknown to any humans, Pen Pen has a sync rate of 200%, so he was kicking ass with Unit 01! He ran throughout Tokyo3, firing his gun and destroying buildings. "Wheeee-ha!" shouted Pen Pen, drunk on power (and beer). After destroying all of Japan, he hopped over to China. The Great Wall was in ruins within moments. Eventually, the entire world was forced to revere Pen Pen as a god. However, one day Shinji and Rei got together and killed Pen Pen. Order quickly restored to the world. Asuka and Misato-san didn't help kill Pen Pen because Pen Pen had killed them a while ago.

THE END!