A/N: This series is the spin-off of my other fic," Sir Justin's Hospital Hangup", my most reviewed and visited fic to date. Enjoy!

Disclaimer "I'll be back!!" ( Duh!! You don't know this one?!)


How do I get myself into these messes?!

The Watchtower,

The Emerald Archer, otherwise known as billionaire Oliver Queen, stalked angrily down the hallways, radiating so much ire it would've split the Red Sea (as well as the Pharoh and his army) in no time flat. The reason could be found clutched in his gloved hand, to wit, a caricature of the League's resident Caped Crusader.

Now one might wonder at Green Arrow's attitude, after all he was never one to pass up an opportunity to laugh at his fellow hero and billionaire. However Oliver Queen drew the line at being credited for someone else's work. Especially when said work looked like it'd been drawn by a spastic chimp suffering from a hangover, ( he was pretty sure his artistic skill though not gallery material, wasn't all that bad).

So now, he was on a mission to hunt down the one Leaguer reckless (or stupid if you wanted the unadulterated, blunt, not watered down truth) enough to pull a stunt like this off and think it would work.

That is until he heard two voices coming from the Atom's lab.

"No Flash, you got the wire's crossed." said the voice of Ray Palmer.

"Oh, so the blue goes with the red and the black goes with the white?" came the reply.

"Precisely!!"

"Hey guys, what're you two doing?" asked Ollie, curiosity overcoming his urge to seek and destroy.

"Nothing much, just helping Ray set up his latest scientific gizmo." said the Scarlet Speedster from the middle of a forest of rainbow hued cables." You?"

"Just hunting down Booster, he's responsible for this," he said indicating the sketch titled 'The Dork Knight'." But he's giving me all the credit. You two have seen him?"

"Nope."

"Unfortunately, no."

"Well I'll get him sooner or later." Arrow said turning around. His Good Samaritan side, though, stopped him. "You guys look like you could use some help." He said stepping back into the room.

"Some aid would be beneficial." Atom stated.

"Yeah, even with my speed this would take a while." Wally said, gesturing at the numerous cables snaking around the room.

"So," Ollie said, picking up two wires." The red goes with the blue?"

15 minutes later

Booster chuckled as he thought about the trick he'd pulled, he was sure his fellow prankster the Flash would enjoy it, and had tracked him down to tell him all the details.

"Hey Flash, Atom have you heard what Arrow did?" he proceeded to lay out the entire incident, completely missing the emerald garbed form sprawled under the machine the other two were working on.

The figure however, wasn't so oblivious; all his anger came boiling back to the surface. "You gold-plated nincompoop!!" Ollie roared, lunging up and at Booster, ignoring Ray's yell to 'mind the wires'.

The explosion could be heard throughout the Watchtower.

Two hours later, Ollie opened his eyes to see two injured and very pissed scientists glaring at him from the other side of the Sickbay.(Booster escaped injury thanks to his force field).

Ollie gulped nervously.

"How do I get myself into these messes?" he thought.


Next:- "Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into!!"