So this story came to me randomly.
Rated M for language.
There is some fluff in this chapter, (Destiel & Sabriel)
There might be some smut in later chapters, but if there is I will tell you before the chapter. But for not enjoy (:
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"Dean." Sam said softly walking up behind his older brother.
"Sam, get the fuck away from me!" Dean yelled kicking the impala. "What the fuck did he do to my baby?" Dean asked Sam as he turned around to face his younger brother.
"I'm sure he didn't do anything." Sam protested putting his hands up in defense.
Dean flung himself around again reaching into the driver side window and pulling out candy wrappers and threw them at Sam. "And you're telling me that, Gabriel had nothing to do with this?" Dean groaned loudly looking down at his baby. The once 1967 Impala was not painted hot pink.
"Okay maybe it was him. But come on Dean we were all in a prank-" Sam started before being cut off by Dean.
"Don't even say it! Okay we were doing some stupid pranks, that does not mean anyone has the right to fuck with baby!" Dean yelled. "Make your stupid boyfriend, fuck toy, whatever he is to change my baby back!" Dean yelled but it came out more as a wine then a yell.
Sam snickered softly at how childish his older brother was acting. "Dean, relax." With that they heard a fluttering of wings both whipping around to see a short blond hair angel grinning.
"You dick!" Dean yelled lunging at Gabriel. "Change her back!" Dean yelled into the angels face.
"Come on Dean-o take some chill pills and relax. I just painted your car hot pink. And to be all honest I think she looks better this way then that black." Gabriel grinned moving away from Dean and walking next to the car sliding his fingers lightly across the hood whistling. "Did you check out the inside of the car?" Gabriel asked with a snap of his fingers.
Dean stepped towards his car his eyes opening wide. The seats were now a pastel pink had fuzzy dice hanging from the review mirror. Dean knees gave out and he fell down to the ground.
"I think you should change it back. Dean looks like he's about to faint." Sam said looking down at his older brother. Sam smiled at an idea that just popped in his head. He pulled his phone out and took a picture of his broken brother. He moved the camera though so he got a picture of the car in the background as well. He smiled at the picture and sent it to Castiel with the caption 'Come save your boyfriend.'
Within 3 minutes of the picture sending Castiel appeared next to Dean. "Dean, what is wrong?" Castiel asked tilting his head looking down at the man who is almost in tears.
Dean didn't look up but just pointed to his baby. "Your douchebag brother painted her." Dean said in a whimper.
A snicker escaped Castiels lips before crouching down next to Dean. He placed a hand on Deans shoulder and let out a soft chuckle before saying, "Dean, I think your car being painted pink is not that big of a deal."
Dean looked at Castiel and glared before getting to his feet. "Gabriel, change her back." Dean demanded.
"You are so pushy!" Gabriel wined. "Be nice or I won't" He stuck his tongue out at the older Winchester.
Dean gritted his teeth. "Now!" He demanded pointing to his baby.
"Nope." Gabriel said before flashing out.
"GABRIEL!" Dean yelled at the top of his lungs to the sky. He made a fist about to punch his baby who really wasn't his baby when she changed back to her slick black right in front of his eyes.
"All you had to do was ask me, Dean. I would have changed it back for you." Castiel stated walking up next to Dean.
A wide smile came across his lips before turning to Castiel. "Thanks, man." Dean said before wrapping his arms around Castiel pulling him into a hug.
Sam cleared his throat obnoxiously loud causing both men to turn and glare at him. A smile came across Sam's face before walking to the both before leading them towards their house. "Come on, love birds."
Dean blushed lightly at the nickname before shaking his head and breaking free from Sams hold and walked into the house himself. Little did he know they had another prank waiting for him. The moment the front door opened Dean got a bucket of water dropped on his head then Gabriel popping up from behind the couch covering Dean in pink silly string.
Dean growled before lunging on Gabriel tackling him to the ground. Dean raised his fist to bring it back down to pound it into his face but Gabriel has flashed out from underneath him causing Dean to curse loudly. "Fucking Gabriel!" Dean yelled to the empty house.
No later after he cursed Castiel and Sam came running in. Castiel gasped in shock as Sam let out a loud laugh. "I really think pink is starting to grow on you." Sam said before laughing again.
"Shut up, Samantha!" Dean growled softly. "I will end your stupid boyfriend life!"
"It's hard to kill an Archangel, Dean." Castiel said stating a fact.
Dean looked over at the younger angel and glared at him. "I will end you to!" Dean yelled before storming up the steps grumbling words under his breath. Dean got to his room and slammed the door shut before flopping down on his bed. "Fucking angels. I fucking hate them!" Dean groaned before lying on his back. He sighed when he felt himself drying off. "Thanks, Castiel." Dean mumbled softly to himself but knowing that Castiel can hear him.
"Sam?" Castiel asked turning his attention to the younger Winchester.
"Yeah, Cas?" He asked before looking at the angel.
"Why is Dean so mad?" Castiel asked tilting his head to the side.
Sam snickered softly to himself before saying, "He can't take a joke."
Castiel still didn't understand but just nodded. Castiels eyes drifted up the steps that Dean had just stormed up a little while ago.
Sam placed a hand on Castiel shoulder when he noticed that he was staring up the steps after Dean. "Go see him. He's not mad at you, just me and Gabriel." Sam said laughing.
Castiel nodded his head before walking up the steps after Dean. He got to Dean's room and raised his hand to knock. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
"Who is it?" Deans voice came from behind the door.
"Um, uh, it's Castiel." Castiel said.
"You can come in, Cas." Dean said sitting up on the bed. "What brought you in?" Dean asked when Castiel opened the door and walked in.
"I just wanted to make sure you were okay. You seemed mad and I just wanted to make sure you were okay." Castiel said standing awkwardly by the door he had just closed behind him after entering the room.
Dean chuckled softly and patted the bed next to him. "Come sit, Cas. You look like a kid who is surrounded by hungry tigers." Dean laughed to himself.
Castiel just squinted and tilted his head.
Dean just laughed shaking his head. "Just sit down, Cas." Dean smiled still patting the bed next to him.
Castiel took a deep breath before walking and sitting down next to Dean. He wasn't normally nervous but lately he would act weird around Dean and he still didn't understand why.
"So what did you want to talk about, Cas?" Dean asked turning towards Castiel.
"Um, I know you were mad all day. I just wanted to make sure that you were okay." Castiel said looking down at his folded hands in his lap.
Dean rolled his eyes a smile coming across his lips. "It's what I get for starting this prank war." Dean shrugged.
"Prank war?" Castiel asked lifting his head to look at Dean.
"Yeah, it's me and Sammy just playing pranks on each other. We always done these prank wars at random since we were both little." Dean smiled remembering the good days.
Castiel was fascinated at Dean's smile. He ended up staring and not noticing he was until Dean cleared his throat. "Cas? You good?" Dean asked.
Castiel blinked before nodding. "Yes, I am good. I was just…thinking." Castiel stated. "If you and Sam are doing these prank wars then why is Gabriel helping your brother?" Castiel asked.
"Because your brother is a dick." Dean said laughing. "And Samantha is not good with pranks so I sometimes let him get help." Dean smiled. "Gabriel is the first person to ever mess with baby though. I do not ever want to see that again. I would rather die than see my baby the way she was." Dean shivered at the memory from earlier.
"Your love for your car scars me sometimes." Castiel said with a small smile forming on his lips. Castiel's smile made Dean grin. "Can I join your team for the prank war?" Castiel asked moving his blue eyes to meet forest green eyes.
Dean froze the moment their eyes caught each other's. Dean was lost at words; he was lost in those blue eyes. Dean finally blinked breaking off the stare causing Dean to clear his throat. "Um, uh, yeah of course you can join my team." Dean said stuttering but ending with a grin. 'Having an angel on my team might be good.' Dean thought to himself.
A smile came across Castiels lips. "Thank you, Dean. So, what do we do first?" Castiel asked eager to join in on the pranks.
Dean thought about for a few moments before jumping out of bed. "Come on, Cas. We need to go to the store!" Dean said grabbing the angels hand and pulling him out of the room. "Okay, just act natural."
Dean let go of Castiels hand and walked down the stairs seeing Gabriel and Sam sitting on the couch watching TV in the living room. "Cas and I are going to the store for some pie. Do you need anything, Samantha?" Dean grinned picking up his keys from the key bowl on the table near the door.
Sam turned around to see Castiel standing stiffer than ever next to Dean. Sam smiled before saying, "Yeah, get me some condoms and lube." Sam and Gabriel busted out into laughter.
"Um, no." Dean said before grabbing Castiels hand and dragging him out the door and towards the Impala.
"Dean, are our brothers have sexual intercourse?" Castiel asked as he got into the passenger side of the Impala.
Dean raised his eyebrow turning his head to look at Castiel as if he had three heads. "Why can't you just say sex?" Dean asked.
Castiel shrugged his shoulder. "I don't know. So what are we going to the store for?" Castiel asked changing the subject.
"I will buy those condoms and lube and pink hair dye." Dean said starting baby and pulling out of the parking spot.
"I thought you hated pink, so why would you dye your hair pink?" Castiel asked turning to look at Dean.
Dean just laughed. "No, it's for Sam." Dean smiled before turning to look at Castiel for a few seconds before putting his eyes back on the road. "Can you use your mojo when we get back and make Gabriel and Sam fall asleep and not wake up for a few hours?" Dean asked hopeful.
"Of course I can, but what why do you need them to sleep for so long?" Castiel asked.
Dean chuckled. "You will find out soon enough, Cas." Dean said as he pulled into a parking spot in front of the store. He and Castiel got out of the car and walked into the store.
Dean walked down the aisle and grabbed a pack of condoms and a pack of lube. "Perfect." He said looking at the bottle of lube. He went to the next aisle and found permanent pink hair dye. He smirked before heading to the front of the store. There was a pie case on the counter. Dean smiled and pulled out two pieces of pie and placed his items on the counter.
The guy behind the counter looked at his eyes before looking at him and Castiel and raised an eyebrow. "Someone is doing something freaky tonight." The cashier said to Dean.
Dean let out a low laugh. "You know it." Dean smirked turning his head to look at Castiel who was looking around the store.
"At least you are safe." The cashier said ringing up the condoms.
Dean nodded not taking his eyes off of Castiel. Dean started shifting in his place wishing the cashier would stop being some slow asshole and hurry up. Dean was getting antsy and he didn't know why. When the cashier finished ringing up the items, Dean paid the man grabbed his bag, grabbed his angels hand and rushed out the store. He started the car and drove towards home.
When they were a block away from the house Dean slowed the car and turned towards Castiel. "Cas, flash home and make them fall asleep then put Sam in the bathroom, leave Gabriel on the couch." Dean said.
Castiel nodded and was gone within a second. A minute later he returned. "Done." He stated.
Dean smiled. "Thanks, Cas." Dean said before stepping on the peddle and flying that last block home. He pulled the car into the parking spot then turning the car off grabbing the bag and rushing inside. He pulled the pink hair dye out of the bag before handing it to Castiel. "Cas, go put the pie in the fridge and leave the condoms and lube in the bag. I'll be back down in a few minutes." Dean said as he walked up the steps.
Castiel just nodded before turning and walking into the kitchen doing as he was told.
Dean walked into the bathroom and there was a sleeping Sammy sitting against the bathtub. "Thank you, Cas." Dean thought to himself as he opened the box pulling on the rubber gloves and smiled.
He pulled out the bottle of pink hair dye and squirted it into his hand before putting it in Sams hair. He made sure to get every strand of brown hair turning them all pink. He took the gloves off and tossed them into the trash can before exiting the bathroom. He had an hour to kill before washing it out.
He walked down the steps and saw Gabriel in the same spot. An idea popped into his head. "Castiel come here." Dean said softly towards to the kitchen.
"Yes, Dean?" Castiel asked as he appeared in the doorway.
"Dye your brothers hair pink like I am doing to Sam." Dean smiled.
Castiel just sighed before snapping his fingers and Gabriels hair was hot pink. "There." Castiel said before turning and walking back into the kitchen.
Dean raised an eyebrow before walking into the kitchen. "Hey, what's with the sad face?" Dean asked sitting on the chair next to Castiel.
"I just don't feel right doing this." Castiel admitted looking down at the table.
"Cas, it's okay. It's just a prank war." Dean smiled placing a hand on his friends shoulder. "Stop being such a downer and smile." Dean said before pushing himself up walking over to the fridge. He pulled out the two pieces of apple pie that he had just bought and also two bottles of beer. He placed a slice of pie and a bottle of beer in front of Castiel and placed his pie and beer next to Castiel. Dean grabbed two forks before walking back over and sitting down next to Castiel. "Dig in." Dean said smiling opening his pie sticking his fork in and taking a bite. Dean smiled with joy as he ate the pie goodness.
Castiel smiled and did the same as Dean. They ate their pies, drank their beers and talked about everything and before they knew it, it has been over an hour. Dean looked down at his phone that he pulled out at some point. "Shit, be right back." Dean said before taking the last swig of his beer before rushing into the living room and up the stairs to the bathroom. He opened the door and walked in seeing Sam in the same spot as he left him.
Dean smiled as he walked towards his brother and turned the water on warm. He smiled before tilting his brothers head back and rinsing out the pink hair dye. Ten minutes later Sams hair was washed out and was pink, hot pink. Dean smiled in triumph before leaving the bathroom and leaning over the railing of the stairs. "Cas, come up here. I need help." Dean called down.
Castiel rushed up the steps thinking Dean was hurt when he got there and saw Sam sleeping on the bathroom floor with pink hair he couldn't help but laugh. "What do you need help with?" Castiel asked.
"I need you to flash Sam down stairs and have him cuddled up against Gabriel. Then if it's not too much trouble can you flash to get some blue hair dye?" Dean asked as he cleaned up the mess he had made with the pink hair dye.
"Why do you need blue hair dye now?" He asked bending over placing his index and middle finger on Castiel forehead. "We just dyed both of their hairs pink. Now we are going to do it blue?" Castiel asked as Sam flashed downstairs next to Gabriel.
Dean thought about it for a moment. Would pink and blue hair dye look good together? He thought before speaking, "Hmm, never mind forget the blue hair dye." Dean chuckled before rushing down the stairs through the living room and into the kitchen. He opened the fridge and squealed when he saw the mayo. He grabbed it and ran back up the stairs into the bathroom and grabbed Sams shampoo bottle from the rack.
"Dean what are you doing?" Castiel asked as he watched Dean squeeze the shampoo out into the trashcan.
Dean looked at Castiel and smirked. "I am replacing Sams soap with mayo." Dean laughed as he got the last of the shampoo out. He placed the top of the mayo on the top of the shampoo bottle and squeezed the mayo into it. He was thankful that the mayo bottle was a squeezable bottle and not the big fat ones. When he finished he put the shampoo bottle back on the rack and smiled before grabbing the trash bag and doing a once over of the bathroom. A smile came across his lips when all traces of him being there were gone.
Dean walked down the steps and walked straight into the kitchen and out the back door. He carried the trash bag to the trashcans on the side of his house. He was smiling thinking about the reaction he would get when Sam saw his new hair. He opened the lid to the trash can letting out a loud scream as a baby kitten jumped out of it. Dean dropped the trash bag and trash can lid to the floor before turning around and running back into the house. Castiel was in the kitchen when Dean came running in slamming the back door shut.
"Dean, what happened?" Castiel asked tilting his head at the older man.
Dean was taking deep breaths clutching his heart as if that would stop it from jumping out of his chest. "Fucking…hate…cats…" Dean said in-betweens breaths.
"Where did a cat come from?" Castiel asked walking over to Dean and placing a hand on his shoulder.
"I opened the trash can and it popped out." Dean said before sitting down at the table.
Castiel let out a little chuckle. "That is adorable." Castiel said before turning and walking out of the door. A few minutes later Castiel came back in holding the little black kitten with piercing blue eyes. "Can we keep him?" Castiel said looking at Dean with sad puppy dog eyes.
"Those eyes won't work on me." Dean said turning his gaze away from the dark haired angel. "I don't like cats."
"But, he reminds me of me." Castiel said before walking in front of Dean. He crouched down in front of the older man. "Please, can we keep him?" Castiel asked staring at Dean with his blue eyes.
Dean moved his forest green eyes and looked at Castiels blue eyes. Dean groaned loudly before saying, "Fine, it can stay. But you are taking care of it."
Castiel smiled leaning forward and kissing Dean on the cheek. The dark hair angel stood up straight and pulled the kitten in for a kiss. "I shall call you, batman." Castiel smiled kissing the top of batmans head.
Dean placed his hand over the cheek Castiel had just kissed. He looked up at the angel smiling at the kitten. "Why did you name is batman?" Dean asked
"Because you always say you are batman. So I wanted to name my kitten after you." Castiel said smiling placing the kitten on Deans lap. Batman started to purr and rub his little head on Deans stomach. "He likes you, Dean." Castiel lifted his eyes to Deans and smiled.
"Cas, you are the most adorable person I have ever met." Dean confessed staring deep into those blue eyes he loved so much.
"De-" Castiel was cut off by screaming in the living room.
"DEAN!" Sam screamed storming into the kitchen. "Why is my hai- what the hell is that?" He asked pointing the kitten in Deans lap.
"It's batman, Castiels new kitten." Dean said shrugging his shoulders. Dean snickered looking at Sams hair. "Uh, Sam. Why is your hair pink?" Dean asked biting his bottom lip to hold back from laughing.
"Did I hear kitten?" Gabriel said popping up behind Sam. He eyes landed on the kitten in Deans lap and smiled. "It reminds me of you, Castiel." Gabriel said walking over to his brother and placing a hand on his shoulder.
"Thank you, Gabriel." Castiel said before reaching down and picking up the kitten.
"Dean, I'm going to go to the store and buy things for my new kitten. Will you come with me, Gabriel?" Castiel asked looking up at his older brother.
"Of course." Gabriel said and with that they both disappeared from the room.
"Dean, why the hell did you dye my hair pink?" Sam asked walking to the fridge to grab a beer.
"Because you painted baby pink." Dean said shrugging.
"It just better come out." Sam said sitting down across from Dean at the kitchen table.
Dean slides the bag over towards Sam and smiled. Sam looked inside the bag and laughed as he pulled out a bottle of lube and condoms. "Thanks, even though I don't need them." Sam laughed placing the items back into the bag. "So what made you get Castiel a kitten?" Sam asked taking a swig from his beer.
"I took the trash out and it popped out and scared me. Castiel went to make sure the kitten was okay, something about him loving animals I think. Well he came back in and gave me puppy eyes, better than yours." Dean said shaking his head with a light chuckle. "I guess I'm just growing soft for him." Dean admitted.
"Maybe you just like him. Have you ever thought about that?" Sam asked taking another swig from his beer.
"No. I'm not gay, Sam. You are gay, you are the one with pink hair here!" Dean snapped slamming his hands down on the table pushing the chair away and storming out of the kitchen and up the stairs to his room. "I am not gay!" He groaned falling face first onto his bed burying his face into his pillow.
