God Should Have Spent a Little More Time on You

God Should Have Spent a Little More Time on You

Your face is red,
Tell me, can this be real?
You slipped on top of a banana peel.
I want to cram you
Into a fruit bowl
Doesn't it seem like I'm losing control?
Never knew you could be this stupid
But you are God Almighty full of
How can it be that right next to me there's a moron?
It's a real cruel world

Your brain is like a canyon
empty indeed
Your IQ is a secret
and you never could read
When I look right at your face
I know that it's true
God should have spent a little more time
On you

In all of creation
All things great and small
You are the biggest screw-up of them all
With a steady level of insanity
You sniff the flowers and say "Oooh, purty."
And I'm trying hard to figure out
How come you're not in exile?
Your math needs a while
Three feet in a mile?
Leaves me stupified

Your brain is like a canyon
empty indeed
Your IQ is a secret
and you never could read
When I look right at your face
I know that it's true
God should have spent a little more time
On you