Please don't hurt me but I'm posting a fic! If you hate me don't read, but that one fic was very crappy....OO I probably was high on sharpies when I posted it....yummmm sharpies.....(cough)this IS better! I promise!....i think...
I don't own ygh! If I did, I would have made tristan a mechanical monkey FOREVEER!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!(cough)
Sooooooooo........MY FIC!
Awwww here it goes
:::::CAUGHT ON TAPE::::::
"Hey Bakura!"
I looked up to see Marik holding a camera.
"Why are you in my house pharoh wannabe?"
"Shutup I have an idea!"
"Spare me."
"NO you WILL listen and your brain WILL burn!"
"Um guys?"
We looked over to see Ryou.
"What?!"
We said in unison.
"Er nothing really but have you seen my pet ferret Sir Fredrick? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I didn't name him you did Bakura."
Marik's cheeks were puffed out like a chipmunk to keep from laughing.
"I did NOT....wait....yes I did never mind....NO we haven't seen Sir Fredrick."
I replied.
Ryou sighed heavily and left crestfallen.
"SOOO....I say we sneak around SECRETLY and video tape people in their houses!"
"MARIK THAT'S SO STUPID....it just might work...ok I'm in.WHAT THE F--"
Something fuzzy wrapped around my neck and squeaked.
"SIR FREDRICK!"
Ryou picked up the ferret who jumped on his head and curled up.
Squeak.
"Thanks guys for helping me find him--"
"We did not--"
"It was really nice of you."
"I SAID WE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT--"
Squeak squeak.
"Oh no you're hungry aren't you? Ok I'll make you something."
Ryou walked out with the squeaking fuzz ball on his head.
Marik and I stared after him with blank expressions.
"So..."
End
end of chapter one! It was the beginning so no flames pleeze but suggestions are welcome! NO YAOI I REPEAT NO YAOI!!!!!! Thanks!
